Human Can-Opener
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A sad story...
When Steve was looking for something to open a can of ham with in Comic 48, he wandered into the kitchen, but failed to notice, among other things, the Human Can-Opener, which had apparently been there for quite a while.
As it turns out, the Human Can-Opener has become nothing more than a circus freak, even though all he really wants is just to be appreciated for who he is.
