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Title: Steve's unfeasible afterlife adventure - part 7
Date: August 1, 2005
Summary: The Orb of Visions shows how awesome Steve's life was
Number of panels: 8
Owl: "Ah yes, ahem, wrong channel..."
The Owl PRESS!es a button on a remote-control.
Two of the judges and Steve gather around the Orb of Visions.
Steve: "I think you'll find I've led a pretty good life"
Owl: "The Orb will decide that..."
Squid: "Shh! It's starting!"
The Orb of Truth displays the text, "The LIFE of STEVE".
Steve: "Psst! Is there any popcorn?"
Owl: "Silence! No food is permitted in the chamber of judgement!"
Steve points at the squid, who is CRONCH CRONCHing Skittles out of a bag.
Steve: "But the squid is eating Skitles..."
Beaver (on the TV): "Hey Steve!"
Steve: "Boo! Hiss!"
The Owl GLARE!s at Steve.
On the television, Steve is seen on a ledge behind Beaver holding a large yellow barrel marked "BEES".
Beaver (on the TV): "Steve?"
Squid: "Oh! Behind you!"
Steve: "Shh! No cheating!"
The Steve on the television TOSS!es the barrel at Beaver, which CRASH!es open and releases the BUZZ!ing bees.
Beaver (on the TV): "Oh agh! They sting! They sting!"
Steve: "See what I mean? My life was awesome!"
Owl: "Of course..."
The owl glares over his shoulder.
He is holding a paper which says "Steve's Life Evaluation". There are two check-boxes (Awesome and Totally not awesome); the Owl is clearly marking the latter.