Link: Comic 95
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Title: Steve's unfeasible afterlife adventure - part 6
Date: July 29, 2005
Summary: Steve's Judgement Begins
Number of panels: 7
Three silhuettes appear in the background. Steve senses them behind him and is surprised.
The silhuettes draw nearer.
Steve: "Wh-who are you?"
We see the first Judge (who is an Owl) looking down menacingly.
Owl: "We are here to pass judgement on your life -- to determine the fate of your soul!"
The second Judge (who is a Squid) raises one tentacle commandingly.
Squid: "Conjure the orb of visions!"
The third Judge (who is a red ball with floating hands and feet)CONJURE!'s the Orb (which is an 80's style TV set).
Red Ball: Beeeee
The Judges are watching the Orb, while Steve stands behind the Orb.
Owl: "Hmm... this isn't good... you have led a life of vice..."
Squid: "And many unconvincing car chases..."
Steve SHOVE!'s the Squid out of the way.
Steve: "Let me see... hey! That's not my life! It's an episode of TJ Hooker!"
Steve: "Though I must admit the similarities are striking..."
- The Orb of Vision is really an 80's style brown TV Set.
- [T.J. Hooker] was a police drama in the 1980's (which goes with the TV set).