Link: Comic 77
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Title: Guest Strip - by MITCH CLEM!
Date: May 27, 2005
Summary: Beaver is tired of being single and wants to get back in the game.
Number of panels: 12
Beaver is watching TV.
TV: "Father Jack, what would you say to a cup of tea?"
Beaver CLICK's the remote.
TV: "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM..."
Beaver CLICK's the remote again.
TV: "Next on the discovery channel, the mating habits of the beaver."
Beaver: "Oh my God is that Suzie?"
Beaver: "And GREG?!"
Beaver goes into Steve's room and SIGH's.
Beaver: "I just saw my ex-girlfriend together with an old friend."
Beaver: "The discovery channel."
Steve: "Ooh, harsh."
Beaver: "I have been single for too long, Steve! I need to get back in the game!"
Beaver: "Where am I supposed to go to meet girls?"
Steve: "Well, what have you tried so far?"
Scene changes to a rock club with Beaver and a Rock Girl Beaver.
Beaver: "I've tried rock clubs, but those girls are too wild..."
Rock Girl Beaver: "Oi! Quit bein' daft an' get me a drink!"
Rock Girl Beaver SMAK's Beaver.
Scene changes again to outside a church with Beaver and a Church Girl Beaver, the church is called God Dam.
Beaver: "... And the girls at churches are too prudish."
Church Girl Beaver: "After mass we were all gonna go pray for a couple hours!"
Steve: "Well those are the only two places I would think to try..."
Beaver: "I don't have any other beaver friends, what source do I have of how other beavers hook up?"
Both Beaver and Steve look blank faced.
A Lightbulb BING!'s over Steve's head as he gets an idea.
Beaver: "Oh God..."
Beaver and Steve are watching the discovery channel.
Steve: "Wow, you dated her, eh?"
Steve digs a nudging elbow into beaver.
Beaver: "I'm really in a lot of pain right now, Steve!"
- SPAM has made its way onto TV now.
- Rock club beavers are aggresive.
- Church beavers are prudes.