Comic 46
Link: Comic 46
Title: antique antics - part 2
Date: February 7, 2005
Summary: Beaver and Steve bring the Ark of the Covenant to the Antiques Roadshow.
Cast: Antiques Roadshow Guy, Stevetta, Beaver, Steve
Onomatopoeias used: "SWOON!", "SLI-I-DE!", "TSHOOON!", "TSHOOON!"
"Fin" style: Egytian hyloglephics
Number of panels: 6
Transcript
Panel 1
[3 YEARS LATER, AT THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW...]
Antiques Roadshow Guy is looking at a teapot. Stevetta is SWOONing with affection.
ARG: "Hmm...I should say this is worth �10,000"
Panel 2
Beaver and Steve show an Egyptian tomb to ARG.
Beaver: "Would you take a look at this?"
ARG: "Oh my yes, this is very interesting!"
Beaver: "Yes...and it's even more interesting inside..."
Panel 3
ARG opens the tomb.
ARG: "It's...beautiful..."
Panel 4
Powerful rays TSHOON out of the tomb.
ARG: "YAAAAAA!"
Beaver: "Close your eyes Steve!"
Steve: "NNK!"
Panel 5
ARG and Stevetta are now skeletons on the ground.
Beaver: "It worked! Now Stevetta is bound to fall for you!"
Steve: "Er...Beaver..."
Panel 6
Beaver: "Ah well, you know what they say Steve: better to have loved and destroyed your girl with the power of the Ark of the Covenant to never to have loved at all."
Steve: "You're right Beaver. Let's go home and have some tea."
Fun Facts
Silhouettes of Beaver and Steve feature on the Ark of the Covenant.
References
None.
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