Link: Comic 46
Title: antique antics - part 2
Date: February 7, 2005
Summary: Beaver and Steve bring the Ark of the Covenant to the Antiques Roadshow.
"Fin" style: Egytian hyloglephics
Number of panels: 6
[3 YEARS LATER, AT THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW...]
Antiques Roadshow Guy is looking at a teapot. Stevetta is SWOONing with affection.
ARG: "Hmm...I should say this is worth ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¯Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¿Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â½10,000"
Beaver and Steve show an Egyptian tomb to ARG.
Beaver: "Would you take a look at this?"
ARG: "Oh my yes, this is very interesting!"
Beaver: "Yes...and it's even more interesting inside..."
ARG opens the tomb.
Powerful rays TSHOON out of the tomb.
Beaver: "Close your eyes Steve!"
ARG and Stevetta are now skeletons on the ground.
Beaver: "It worked! Now Stevetta is bound to fall for you!"
Beaver: "Ah well, you know what they say Steve: better to have loved and destroyed your girl with the power of the Ark of the Covenant to never to have loved at all."
Steve: "You're right Beaver. Let's go home and have some tea."
Silhouettes of Beaver and Steve feature on the Ark of the Covenant.