Title: For butter or for worse
Date: September 14, 2004
Summary: Steve finds some rather expired butter in the fridge.
"Fin" style: Regular box.
Number of panels: 8
Steve: (looking into the fridge) "I think the butter's off."
Beaver: "What makes you say that Steve?"
Steve holds the butter that has evolved into a lifeform, on a plate. It makes a "UGGL.." onomatopoeia.
Beaver POKE!'s the butter.
Butter: "Ai! Cut that out!"
Beaver: "Oh, hey, it can talk."
Butter: "Yes, I have learned much since I came to be in the cold belly of the dairy drawer, but I yearn for adventure, I dream of passing beyond the great portal and experiencing all the delights that the world beyond has to offer, I will..."
Steve STAB!'s the butter with a knife.
Butter: "AKKH! I return to you Mother Fridge... ...into... ...the light... *ug*"
Steve SPREAD!'s the butter on a slice of bread.
Beaver: "There's probably a moral to this."
Steve eats the bread with a CHOMF.
Steve spits out the butter with a BLEH!
Spread butter: "Forgive me!"
Beaver: "Maybe the moral is 'Clean out the fridge more often'"
This is the first BnS comic that comes with a moral to the story.
Well, sort of.