Comic 320

The truth is revealed

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Title: Santa's Claw - part 1

Date: December 14, 2007

Summary: Santa is a time traveler – from the future!

Cast: BEAVER, STEVE, SANTA

Onomatopoeias used: "CHOM", "WORNK!", "PROJECT!"

Number of panels: 6

Transcript

Panel 1

CHRISTMAS EVE...
Beaver is reading from a book titled "Santa".
Beaver: "...and every year Santa brings presents for every good little boy and girl in the world...The End."
Steve is holding a book titled "The Book".
Steve: "Every house in the world in just one night?" That breaks every law of physics in the book! Looks like I'll have to investigate!"

Panel 2

THAT NIGHT...
Steve is hiding behind the Christmas tree, CHOM CHOMing on some chocolates that are labeled "To Beaver".
Steve: "Bah, it's almost midnight and there's still no sign of the old fraud! I knew it wasn't possible!"

Panel 3

A wavering pink interdimensional portal WORNK!s into being. Santa steps through, carrying a bag.
Steve: "Gadzooks! An interdimensional portal to a realm outside of the space-time continuum! Santa is a time traveller"
Santa: "Ho ho ho! From the future!"

Panel 4

Steve: "So that's how you do it!"
Santa: "Ho ho ho! Shouldn't you be asleep, young man?"
Steve: "I can't believe you're really real! Does this mean you really make a list of who's been naughty and nice? Because, for the record, I had no idea those detonator caps were live..."

Panel 5

Santa: "Ho ho ho! Naughty and nice? Wherever did you get hear that? No, I keep a list of who's sissy and awesome!"
Santa uses his belt to PROJECT! images of the two lists in the air.
Santa: "And I only check it once too!"

Panel 6

Santa: "And take a look at the top of the list..."
At the top of the Awesome list, it says:

1. Steve

Reason: Blows stuff up, doesn't eat greens

Steve: "Oh my! You're the coolest old man that sneaks into my bedroom at Christmas ever!"

Fun Facts

• Santa has a robot claw hand, an electronic monocle and a holographic projection belt!
• Steve ate Beaver's chocolates and replaced them with a rock.

References

None.

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