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Title: Santa's Claw - part 1
Date: December 14, 2007
Summary: Santa is a time traveler – from the future!
Number of panels: 6
Beaver is reading from a book titled "Santa".
Beaver: "...and every year Santa brings presents for every good little boy and girl in the world...The End."
Steve is holding a book titled "The Book".
Steve: "Every house in the world in just one night?" That breaks every law of physics in the book! Looks like I'll have to investigate!"
Steve is hiding behind the Christmas tree, CHOM CHOMing on some chocolates that are labeled "To Beaver".
Steve: "Bah, it's almost midnight and there's still no sign of the old fraud! I knew it wasn't possible!"
A wavering pink interdimensional portal WORNK!s into being. Santa steps through, carrying a bag.
Steve: "Gadzooks! An interdimensional portal to a realm outside of the space-time continuum! Santa is a time traveller"
Santa: "Ho ho ho! From the future!"
Steve: "So that's how you do it!"
Santa: "Ho ho ho! Shouldn't you be asleep, young man?"
Steve: "I can't believe you're really real! Does this mean you really make a list of who's been naughty and nice? Because, for the record, I had no idea those detonator caps were live..."
Santa: "Ho ho ho! Naughty and nice? Wherever did you get hear that? No, I keep a list of who's sissy and awesome!"
Santa uses his belt to PROJECT! images of the two lists in the air.
Santa: "And I only check it once too!"
Santa: "And take a look at the top of the list..."
At the top of the Awesome list, it says:
- 1. Steve
- Reason: Blows stuff up, doesn't eat greens
Steve: "Oh my! You're the coolest old man that sneaks into my bedroom at Christmas ever!"
- Santa has a robot claw hand, an electronic monocle and a holographic projection belt!
- Steve ate Beaver's chocolates and replaced them with a rock.