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'''Link:''' {{Comic|315}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' the Steve Solution

'''Date:''' [[November]] 13, 2007

'''Summary:''' Steve is Bathed.

'''Cast:''' [[BEAVER]], [[STEVE]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SCRUB-A-SCRUB|SCRUB-A-SCRUB!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written with POO.

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver has a Menacing Frown and a brush. 
Beaver: Right Steve, I think it's time you had a bath.

======Panel 2======

Steve looks like a swamp monster's nightmare. There is a duck in a nest on his head, and many nasty biological things oozing from him. He is standing in a puddle of his own filth. 
Steve: What makes you say that? 
Duck: Wak.

======Panel 3======

Steve is in a bathtub full of ham-flavoured foam. The duck, looking back reproachfully at Steve with a tear in his eye, has his possessions tied up in a handkerchief on a stick over his shoulder, and is wearing a top hat. Beaver is scrub-a-scrubbing Steve. 
Beaver: Just look at the state of you - you're filthy! When was the last time you had a bath? 
Steve: Bah! I had one just the other day!

======Panel 4======

THE OTHER DAY: 
A ruff-wearing Steve is splish-splashing in a puddle (puddle composition: 60% mud, 30% wee, 10% muddy wee). Walter Raleigh (possibly), Queen Elizabeth I and a dog with a ruff are looking on in abject horror. 
Steve: Hee hee! Look! I'm having a bath! Woo! 
Elizabeth I: Forsooth, what is that wretched stench? GROSS! 
Dog in Ruff: Ruff,

======Panel 5======

Steve is in the bath, still being scrubbity-scrubbed by Beaver. His skin is now its natural dark green and the bathwater is the colour of the vile mud. 
Steve: Come on, I'm clean now! Let me out! I'm getting all pruney! 
Beaver: You're not done yet - there's still dirt coming off! 
Steve: That's not dirt! That's my skin's natural protection!

======Panel 6======

Beaver pours a large amount of water on Steve from a jug. 
Beaver: Oh shush! I'll just rinse you off and you'll see how much better you look without all that muck!

======Panel 7======

A white chicken is sitting in the middle of the bath. The water is Steve-coloured and Steve's back spine thingies are floating about in it. Beaver looks on in puzzlement. 
Beaver: Hmm... perhaps I did scrub a little too hard.

======Panel 8======

Beaver, unfazed by Steve's apparent chicken-ness, wraps the chicken up in a pink towel and carries him off. 
Beaver: Well, let's get you dried up and ready for bed. 
Chicken: Bok

======Panel 9======

The bathtub is full of Steve-coloured water. Steve's back spines and eyes are floating about in it. 
Bath: Beaver? Can I get out now? 
Beaver (offstage): Oh, silly me, I almost forgot to pull out the plug...

==Fun Facts==

The scrubbing brush is a PANDA!

==References==

None.

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 ==Fun Facts==
-The scrubbing brush is a PANDA!</br>
+The scrubbing brush is a PANDA!<br />
 Steve is water-soluble.

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 ==Fun Facts==
-The scrubbing brush is a PANDA!
+The scrubbing brush is a PANDA!</br>
 Steve is water-soluble.

â† Older revision		Revision as of 03:21, 4 December 2007
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	The scrubbing brush is a PANDA!		The scrubbing brush is a PANDA!
		+	Steve is water-soluble.

	==References==		==References==

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 ======Panel 3======
-Steve is in a bathtub full of ham-flavoured foam. The duck, looking back reproachfully at Steve with a tear in his eye, has his possessions tied up in a handkerchief on a stick over his shoulder, and is wearing a top hat. Beaver is scrub-a-scrubbing Steve.<br />
+Steve is in a bathtub full of ham-flavoured foam. The duck, looking back reproachfully at Steve with a tear in his eye, has his possessions tied up in a handkerchief on a stick over his shoulder, and is wearing a top hat. Beaver is SCUB-A-SCRUBbing Steve.<br />
 Beaver: Just look at the state of you - you're filthy! When was the last time you had a bath?<br />
 Steve: Bah! I had one just the other day!
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 THE OTHER DAY:<br />
-A ruff-wearing Steve is splish-splashing in a puddle (puddle composition: 60% mud, 30% wee, 10% muddy wee). Walter Raleigh (possibly), Queen Elizabeth I and a dog with a ruff are looking on in abject horror.<br />
+A ruff-wearing Steve is SPLISH SPLASHing in a puddle (puddle composition: 60% mud, 30% wee, 10% muddy wee). Walter Raleigh (possibly), Queen Elizabeth I and a dog with a ruff are looking on in abject horror.<br />
 Steve: Hee hee! Look! I'm having a bath! Woo!<br />
 Elizabeth I: Forsooth, what is that wretched stench? GROSS!<br />
@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 ======Panel 5======
-Steve is in the bath, still being scrubbity-scrubbed by Beaver. His skin is now its natural dark green and the bathwater is the colour of the vile mud.<br />
+Steve is in the bath, being SCRUBBITY-SCRUBbed by Beaver. His skin is now its natural dark green and the bathwater is the colour of the vile mud.<br />
 Steve: Come on, I'm clean now! Let me out! I'm getting all pruney!<br />
 Beaver: You're not done yet - there's still dirt coming off!<br />
@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 ======Panel 6======
-Beaver pours a large amount of water on Steve from a jug.<br />
+Beaver SPLOOSHes a large amount of water on Steve from a jug.<br />
 Beaver: Oh shush! I'll just rinse you off and you'll see how much better you look without all that muck!

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 '''Cast:''' [[BEAVER]], [[STEVE]]
-'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SCRUB-A-SCRUB|SCRUB-A-SCRUB!]]" "[[SPLOOSH|SPLOOSH!]]"
+'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SCRUB-A-SCRUB|SCRUB-A-SCRUB!]]" "[[SPLISH SPLASH]]" "[[SCRUBBITY SCRUB]]!" "[[SPLOOSH|SPLOOSH!]]"
-'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written with POO.
+'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written with icky muck.
 '''Number of panels:''' 9