Comic 315
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'''Cast:''' [[BEAVER]], [[STEVE]] | '''Cast:''' [[BEAVER]], [[STEVE]] | ||
| − | '''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SCRUB-A-SCRUB|SCRUB-A-SCRUB!]]" "[[SPLOOSH|SPLOOSH!]]" | + | '''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SCRUB-A-SCRUB|SCRUB-A-SCRUB!]]" "[[SPLISH SPLASH]]" "[[SCRUBBITY SCRUB]]!" "[[SPLOOSH|SPLOOSH!]]" |
| − | '''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written with | + | '''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written with icky muck. |
'''Number of panels:''' 9 | '''Number of panels:''' 9 | ||
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======Panel 3====== | ======Panel 3====== | ||
| − | Steve is in a bathtub full of ham-flavoured foam. The duck, looking back reproachfully at Steve with a tear in his eye, has his possessions tied up in a handkerchief on a stick over his shoulder, and is wearing a top hat. Beaver is | + | Steve is in a bathtub full of ham-flavoured foam. The duck, looking back reproachfully at Steve with a tear in his eye, has his possessions tied up in a handkerchief on a stick over his shoulder, and is wearing a top hat. Beaver is SCUB-A-SCRUBbing Steve.<br /> |
Beaver: Just look at the state of you - you're filthy! When was the last time you had a bath?<br /> | Beaver: Just look at the state of you - you're filthy! When was the last time you had a bath?<br /> | ||
Steve: Bah! I had one just the other day! | Steve: Bah! I had one just the other day! | ||
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THE OTHER DAY:<br /> | THE OTHER DAY:<br /> | ||
| − | A ruff-wearing Steve is | + | A ruff-wearing Steve is SPLISH SPLASHing in a puddle (puddle composition: 60% mud, 30% wee, 10% muddy wee). Walter Raleigh (possibly), Queen Elizabeth I and a dog with a ruff are looking on in abject horror.<br /> |
Steve: Hee hee! Look! I'm having a bath! Woo!<br /> | Steve: Hee hee! Look! I'm having a bath! Woo!<br /> | ||
Elizabeth I: Forsooth, what is that wretched stench? GROSS!<br /> | Elizabeth I: Forsooth, what is that wretched stench? GROSS!<br /> | ||
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======Panel 5====== | ======Panel 5====== | ||
| − | Steve is in the bath, | + | Steve is in the bath, being SCRUBBITY-SCRUBbed by Beaver. His skin is now its natural dark green and the bathwater is the colour of the vile mud.<br /> |
Steve: Come on, I'm clean now! Let me out! I'm getting all pruney!<br /> | Steve: Come on, I'm clean now! Let me out! I'm getting all pruney!<br /> | ||
Beaver: You're not done yet - there's still dirt coming off!<br /> | Beaver: You're not done yet - there's still dirt coming off!<br /> | ||
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======Panel 6====== | ======Panel 6====== | ||
| − | Beaver | + | Beaver SPLOOSHes a large amount of water on Steve from a jug.<br /> |
Beaver: Oh shush! I'll just rinse you off and you'll see how much better you look without all that muck! | Beaver: Oh shush! I'll just rinse you off and you'll see how much better you look without all that muck! | ||
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==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
| − | The scrubbing brush is a PANDA! | + | The scrubbing brush is a PANDA!<br /> |
| + | Steve is water-soluble. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Latest revision as of 20:22, 3 December 2007
Link: Comic 315
Translations: http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/8/8f/Finnishflag.png Finnish, http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/5/52/Frenchflag.png French, http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/5/57/Polishflag.png Polish, http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/0/04/Danishflag.png Danish, http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/7/79/Italianflag.gif Italian
Title: the Steve Solution
Date: November 13, 2007
Summary: Steve is Bathed.
Onomatopoeias used: "SCRUB-A-SCRUB!" "SPLISH SPLASH" "SCRUBBITY SCRUB!" "SPLOOSH!"
"Fin" style: Written with icky muck.
Number of panels: 9
Transcript
Panel 1
Beaver has a Menacing Frown and a brush.
Beaver: Right Steve, I think it's time you had a bath.
Panel 2
Steve looks like a swamp monster's nightmare. There is a duck in a nest on his head, and many nasty biological things oozing from him. He is standing in a puddle of his own filth.
Steve: What makes you say that?
Duck: Wak.
Panel 3
Steve is in a bathtub full of ham-flavoured foam. The duck, looking back reproachfully at Steve with a tear in his eye, has his possessions tied up in a handkerchief on a stick over his shoulder, and is wearing a top hat. Beaver is SCUB-A-SCRUBbing Steve.
Beaver: Just look at the state of you - you're filthy! When was the last time you had a bath?
Steve: Bah! I had one just the other day!
Panel 4
THE OTHER DAY:
A ruff-wearing Steve is SPLISH SPLASHing in a puddle (puddle composition: 60% mud, 30% wee, 10% muddy wee). Walter Raleigh (possibly), Queen Elizabeth I and a dog with a ruff are looking on in abject horror.
Steve: Hee hee! Look! I'm having a bath! Woo!
Elizabeth I: Forsooth, what is that wretched stench? GROSS!
Dog in Ruff: Ruff,
Panel 5
Steve is in the bath, being SCRUBBITY-SCRUBbed by Beaver. His skin is now its natural dark green and the bathwater is the colour of the vile mud.
Steve: Come on, I'm clean now! Let me out! I'm getting all pruney!
Beaver: You're not done yet - there's still dirt coming off!
Steve: That's not dirt! That's my skin's natural protection!
Panel 6
Beaver SPLOOSHes a large amount of water on Steve from a jug.
Beaver: Oh shush! I'll just rinse you off and you'll see how much better you look without all that muck!
Panel 7
A white chicken is sitting in the middle of the bath. The water is Steve-coloured and Steve's back spine thingies are floating about in it. Beaver looks on in puzzlement.
Beaver: Hmm... perhaps I did scrub a little too hard.
Panel 8
Beaver, unfazed by Steve's apparent chicken-ness, wraps the chicken up in a pink towel and carries him off.
Beaver: Well, let's get you dried up and ready for bed.
Chicken: Bok
Panel 9
The bathtub is full of Steve-coloured water. Steve's back spines and eyes are floating about in it.
Bath: Beaver? Can I get out now?
Beaver (offstage): Oh, silly me, I almost forgot to pull out the plug...
Fun Facts
The scrubbing brush is a PANDA!
Steve is water-soluble.
References
None.
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