Comic 309

Link: Comic 309

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Title: Hair today, gone tomorrow

Date: October 5, 2007

Summary: Steve shows beaver his newfound luxuriant mane of hair, which on closer inspection turns out to be a colony of parasitic worms.

Cast: BEAVER, STEVE, STEVE'S PARASITIC WORMS

Onomatopoeias used: "SWISH!", "SUCK", "UNDULATE!"

"Fin" style: Pink, and the letter F appears to have hair

Number of panels: 6

Transcript

Panel 1

Steve: "Hey Beaver, check out my long, flowing locks! They're glossy and strong!"
Steve SWISH!es his hair.
Beaver looks impressed.

Panel 2

Beaver holds a strand of Steve's hair and looks suspicious.
Beaver: "But Steve, I don't think reptiles can actually grow hair..."
Steve: "Well then how do you explain this luxuriant mane? You're just jealous of my natural shine!"

Panel 3

Beaver: "Steve, these are parasitic worms that have anchored themselves to your scalp."
Boxout pointing to worms: "Disgusting close-up!"
Worms SUCK SUCK SUCK on Steve's head.
Steve: "Well, technically, yes."
Boxout: "Ew."

Panel 4

Steve: "But look! I trained them to dance so it looks like I'm in a wind tunnel! Swoosh!"
Worms UNDULATE!

Panel 5

Beaver: "I think they are drinking your brain fluids."
Steve: "That could explain why I can't remember anything that hapened more than ten minutes ago..."

Panel 6

Beaver: "On the other hand though, you do look stunning."
Steve: "Why thank you!"
Steve flicks his hair.
Steve: "Now what did you say your name was again?"

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