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'''Link:''' {{Comic|292}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' wall's well that ends well

'''Date:''' [[July]] 17, 2007

'''Summary:''' The duo tours a house. Steve likes the house, but Beaver is somewhat put off by the thousand tormented souls trapped in one of its walls.

'''Cast:''' [[BEAVER]], [[STEVE]], [[REAL ESTATE AGENT]], [[TORMENTED SOULS]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[GROPE]]", "[[REACH]]", "[[WRITHE]]", "[[CLICK]]", "[[SHOVE|SHOVE!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' White letters, which are being grabbed at by a tormented soul

'''Number of panels:''' 10
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Real Estate Agent shows the duo a window, in which are framed trees and squirrels. 
Real Estate Agent: "And as you can see, the property also has stunning views across the park..." 
Steve: "I love it! We'll take it!" 
Beaver: "I'm not so sure Steve..."

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "I mean, what's that?" 
Beaver gestures at a wall, from which protrude a number of ghastly faces and arms. A very large face dominates the wall. The arms GROPE, REACH, and WRITHE menacingly, and ectoplasm oozes from the eyes and mouths of the faces. A yellow line on the floor marks a barrier, a short distance from the wall. In the background, a radio sits on a stool.

======Panel 3======

Real Estate Agent: "Ah yes, the wall of eternal torment is an original feature of this unique property, but I assure you it's completely safe..." 
Real Estate Agent: "As long as you stay behind the yellow line"

======Panel 4======

Real Estate Agent smiles, as the tormented souls wail tormentedly. 
Tormented Souls: "XXLTQRRFL PL RLXOT RAFGGAXQ"

======Panel 5======

Real Estate Agent turns on the radio with a CLICK. The music partially drowns out the wailing of the souls. 
Tormented Souls: "FAXRT...Q AAVX...DL OVVA...INY"

======Panel 6======

Real Estate Agent moves away from the wall to talk with Beaver and Steve. 
Real Estate Agent: "So what do you think?" 
Beaver: "I don't really think I'd feel comfortable living in a house with a thousand tormented souls trapped inside it..." 
Steve: "Aw man!"

======Panel 7======

Steve: "Psst! Beaver can we have a word?" 
Beaver: "Of course Steve. What is it?"

======Panel 8======

Steve draws Beaver near the wall. The radio and stool are now gone. Steve SHOVE!s Beaver over the yellow line. Several phantasmal arms grab Beaver. 
Beaver: "Oh dear!" 
Largest tormented soul: "XATAXXL!"

======Panel 9======

The largest tormented soul is eating Beaver. 
Steve, to Real Estate Agent: "We'll take it!" 
Real Estate Agent: "An excellent choice sir!" 
Beaver: "MMF!"

======Panel 10======

3 weeks later. Beaver's head and arms have now been incorporated into the wall of eternal torment. A purple sofa has been moved in against the non-haunted back wall. 
Steve: "Man, this house SUCKS! 
Soul of Beaver: "Well I did try to tell you..." 
Steve: "Don't make me hang a picture over you again." 
Another tormented soul: "Yeuch - purple sofas with blue wallpaper? Pu-lease!

==Fun Facts==

*Though Beaver estimates the number of tormented souls within the wall at 1000, no more than 15 are depicted at any given time.
*Evidently, upon grabbing a victim, tormented souls then pass him or her to the large soul in the center, which swallows the victim, in so doing adding his or her soul to the wall.

==References==

None.

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