Comic 287

Maybe in the kitchen?

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Title: it's all relative - part 3

Date: June 19, 2007

Summary: A disembodied Einstein advises Steve to create a black hole

Cast: Beaver, Steve, Einstein

Onomatopoeias used: "APPEAR!", "THINK!"

Number of panels: 6

Transcript

Panel 1

Steve: "Hmm.. but what was it that Beaver said about setting up spatial anomalies in my bedroom..?"

Panel 2

Beaver: "Steve, under no circumstances are you allowed to set up a spatial anomaly in your bedroom. Now get a dustpan and clear up all this dark matter!"

Panel 3

Steve: "I don't remember exactly, but I think he was sort of against it.. I guess I'd better not.."

Panel 4

A disembodied head of Albert Einstein APPEAR!s.
Einstein: "But Steve! Physics is fun!"
Steve: "I know that imaginary-floating-disembodied-head-of-Albert-Einstein, but you know what Beaver said..."

Panel 5

The Einstein head THINK!s.
Einstein: "Hmm...that's a good point, but what if..."

Panel 6

The Einstein head now has a dinosaur body.
Einstein: "...I had a dinosaur body!"
Steve: "I'll do it!"

Fun Facts

• "In case you can't read it, the label on the side of the box reads 'not for indoor use'. And if you ever got to see the back of the box, you'd see the label that says 'if black hole gets into eyes, rinse with warm water immediately'."

References

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