Comic 251

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Title: Unfeasible Voyage - part 2

Date: January 9, 2007

Cast: Beaver, Steve, Cold Virus

Onomatopoeias used: None

Number of panels: 14

Transcript

Panel 1

Meanwhile, in a secret underground location...

Hanky Boy: "Come on Box-of-Tissues-Man! You can't give up!"

Box-of-Tissues-Man: "It's no good Hanky Boy, we have to face facts: This city doesn't need any nasal hygiene-based super heroes.

Panel 2

Hanky Boy: "But what about that coffee spill we..."
Box-of-Tissues-Man: "Damnit, that's not what i built the tissue-cave for! The flimsy forces of good have wiped the nose of evil for the last time..."
"Now it's time to throw away the soggy Kleenex of Justice ... forever."

Panel 3

Back at the home of Beaver and Steve ...
Beaver: "Do all your plans have to involve massive property damage Steve?"
Steve: "Look, do you want to be cured or not?"
Beaver: "Are you sure you know how to do this?"

Panel 4

Steve: "Of course! Look, I have anatomy books and everything! I just have to navigate to your swim bladder and..."
Beaver: "Steve, that is a book of fish anatomy. I am a beaver"
Steve: "For someone so large you're awfully picky. But don't worry I'm sure one of these books must be about cobras ..."
Beaver: "Beavers!"
Steve: "Yes, yes, whatever. Now initiate insertion procedure!"

Panel 5

Beaver: "Oh well..."

Panel 7

Inside ...
Steve: "This is worse than I thought - all of Beaver's organs are upside-down!"
"I'd better ask for directions ..."

Panel 8

Steve: "Hey, have you seen any cold viruses around here?"
Cold Virus: "What? W-Who, me? I, uh..."
Steve: "Wait ... what your you doing with that valve? ..."

Panel 9

Steve: "You're doing it all wrong! Let me do it!"

Panel 10

Outside...
Beaver: "Snft! Ew!"

Panel 11

And down below...
Unknown man 1: "Run for your lives! It's a snot storm!"
Unknown man 2: "The salty tides of doom is upon us!"

Panel 12

Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "Never fear citizens, for a new hero has arisen to answer your cries for help!"
"I, Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable -Gloves-Man, will save the day!"

Panel 13

Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable -Gloves-Man: "I... Uh..."
Unknown Man 3: "Oh! Who will save us from this deluge of nasal mucus?"

Fun Facts

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