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| + | [[Image:251_11.png|frame|Snot storm!]] | ||
'''Link:''' {{Comic|251}} | '''Link:''' {{Comic|251}} | ||
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'''Date:''' [[January]] 9, 2007 | '''Date:''' [[January]] 9, 2007 | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Summary:''' Just as the last nasal hygiene-based superheroes give up for good, Steve's actions quickly make them regret their career change. |
| − | '''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' | + | '''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Box-of-Tissues-Man]], [[Hanky Boy]], [[Cold Virus]], [[Civilians]] |
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| + | '''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[ZUMM|ZUMM!]]", "[[TOSS]]", "[[GLUK]]", "[[GULP|GULP!]]", "[[FLIP|FLIP!]]", "[[STRAIN|STRAIN!]]", "[[TURN]]", "[[DRIP|DRIP!]]", "[[SPLORSH|SPLORSH!]]", "[[SPLOO|SPLOO!]]", "[[FLEE]]", "[[DOOK]]" | ||
'''Number of panels:''' 14 | '''Number of panels:''' 14 | ||
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======Panel 1====== | ======Panel 1====== | ||
| − | Meanwhile, in a secret underground location...<br /> | + | [Meanwhile, in a secret underground location...]<br /> |
| − | <br /> | + | A washed-out superhero drinks depressedly as his sidekick tries to cheer him up.<br /> |
Hanky Boy: "Come on Box-of-Tissues-Man! You can't give up!"<br /> | Hanky Boy: "Come on Box-of-Tissues-Man! You can't give up!"<br /> | ||
| − | + | Box-of-Tissues-Man: "It's no good Hanky Boy, we have to face facts: This city doesn't need any nasal hygiene-based super heroes." | |
| − | Box-of-Tissues-Man: "It's no good Hanky Boy, we have to face facts: This city doesn't need any nasal hygiene-based super heroes. | + | |
======Panel 2====== | ======Panel 2====== | ||
Hanky Boy: "But what about that coffee spill we..."<br /> | Hanky Boy: "But what about that coffee spill we..."<br /> | ||
| − | Box-of-Tissues-Man: "Damnit, that's not what | + | Box-of-Tissues-Man: (taking off his mask) "Damnit, that's not what I built the Tissue-Cave for! The flimsy forces of good have wiped the nose of evil for the last time..."<br /> |
| − | "Now it's time to throw away the soggy Kleenex of Justice ... forever." | + | Box-of-Tissues-Man: "Now it's time to throw away the soggy Kleenex of Justice ... forever." |
======Panel 3====== | ======Panel 3====== | ||
| − | Back at the home of Beaver and Steve ...<br /> | + | [Back at the home of Beaver and Steve ...]<br /> |
| + | The gigantic Beaver is standing with his right foot still in their partially demolished house.<br /> | ||
Beaver: "Do all your plans have to involve massive property damage Steve?"<br /> | Beaver: "Do all your plans have to involve massive property damage Steve?"<br /> | ||
| − | Steve: "Look, do you want to be cured or not?"<br /> | + | Steve: (ZUMM!ing up to Beaver in his flying submarine thing) "Look, do you want to be cured or not?"<br /> |
Beaver: "Are you sure you know how to do this?" | Beaver: "Are you sure you know how to do this?" | ||
======Panel 4====== | ======Panel 4====== | ||
| + | Close-up of Beaver's eye with Steve's ship floating near it.<br /> | ||
Steve: "Of course! Look, I have anatomy books and everything! I just have to navigate to your swim bladder and..."<br /> | Steve: "Of course! Look, I have anatomy books and everything! I just have to navigate to your swim bladder and..."<br /> | ||
| − | Beaver: "Steve, that is a book of fish anatomy. I am a beaver"<br /> | + | Beaver: "Steve, that is a book of fish anatomy. I am a beaver."<br /> |
Steve: "For someone so large you're awfully picky. But don't worry I'm sure one of these books must be about cobras ..."<br /> | Steve: "For someone so large you're awfully picky. But don't worry I'm sure one of these books must be about cobras ..."<br /> | ||
Beaver: "Beavers!"<br /> | Beaver: "Beavers!"<br /> | ||
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======Panel 5====== | ======Panel 5====== | ||
| − | Beaver: "Oh well..." | + | Beaver: "Oh well..."<br /> |
| + | Beaver TOSSes the ship in his mouth. | ||
======Panel 6====== | ======Panel 6====== | ||
| − | + | Beaver GLUKs some water and swallows the ship with a GULP! | |
======Panel 7====== | ======Panel 7====== | ||
| − | Inside ...<br /> | + | [Inside ...]<br /> |
| + | Steve floats inside Beaver with his ship while reading a book about Beaver anatomy upside-down.<br /> | ||
Steve: "This is worse than I thought - all of Beaver's organs are upside-down!"<br /> | Steve: "This is worse than I thought - all of Beaver's organs are upside-down!"<br /> | ||
| − | "I'd better ask for directions ..." | + | Steve: "I'd better ask for directions ..." |
======Panel 8====== | ======Panel 8====== | ||
| + | Steve stops at a large pipe with a "SNOT" sign on it. A suspicious masked character is STRAIN!ing to turn open a valve on the pipe. Steve FLIP!s open his ship's cockpit.<br /> | ||
Steve: "Hey, have you seen any cold viruses around here?"<br /> | Steve: "Hey, have you seen any cold viruses around here?"<br /> | ||
Cold Virus: "What? W-Who, me? I, uh..."<br /> | Cold Virus: "What? W-Who, me? I, uh..."<br /> | ||
| − | Steve: "Wait ... what | + | Steve: "Wait ... what are you doing with that valve? ..." |
======Panel 9====== | ======Panel 9====== | ||
| − | Steve: "You're doing it all wrong! Let me do it!" | + | Steve: (TURN!ing the valve himself now) "You're doing it all wrong! Let me do it!" |
======Panel 10====== | ======Panel 10====== | ||
| − | Outside...<br /> | + | [Outside...]<br /> |
| + | Snot starts quickly DRIP!ping from Beaver's nose.<br /> | ||
Beaver: "Snft! Ew!" | Beaver: "Snft! Ew!" | ||
======Panel 11====== | ======Panel 11====== | ||
| − | And down below...<br /> | + | [And down below...]<br /> |
| − | + | Beaver's snot keeps SPLORSH!ing to the ground, causing terror and panic among the civilians.<br /> | |
| − | + | Civilian 1: "Run for your lives! It's a snot storm!"<br /> | |
| + | Civilian 2: "The salty tide of doom is upon us!" | ||
======Panel 12====== | ======Panel 12====== | ||
| + | The duo formerly known as Hanky Boy and Box-of-Tissues-Man arrive at the scene with new names and superpowers.<br /> | ||
Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "Never fear citizens, for a new hero has arisen to answer your cries for help!"<br /> | Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "Never fear citizens, for a new hero has arisen to answer your cries for help!"<br /> | ||
| − | "I, Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable -Gloves-Man, will save the day!" | + | Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "I, Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man, will save the day!" |
======Panel 13====== | ======Panel 13====== | ||
| − | Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable -Gloves-Man: "I... Uh... | + | More snot SPLOO!s to the ground as civilians FLEE from it.<br /> |
| − | + | Civilian: "Oh! Who will save us from this deluge of nasal mucus?"<br /> | |
| + | Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "I... Uh..." | ||
======Panel 14====== | ======Panel 14====== | ||
| − | + | Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man is drinking again with the snot storm going on behind him.<br /> | |
| + | [To be contd.] | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
| − | + | * Hanky Boy's new name is not mentioned, although judging by the shirt, it probably starts with an R. | |
| + | * Due to intense wrist pain, [[James Turner|James]] was unable to finish colouring this comic. [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=772 A coloured version] created by a fan, [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/forum/profile.php?mode=miniprofile&u=351 El-Barto], was used to replace the official version in the meantime. | ||
| + | * Curiously, Beaver didn't have a hard time to find a giant glass and fill it with water to get Steve inside. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Latest revision as of 08:08, 8 January 2008
Link: Comic 251
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Title: Unfeasible Voyage - part 2
Date: January 9, 2007
Summary: Just as the last nasal hygiene-based superheroes give up for good, Steve's actions quickly make them regret their career change.
Cast: Beaver, Steve, Box-of-Tissues-Man, Hanky Boy, Cold Virus, Civilians
Onomatopoeias used: "ZUMM!", "TOSS", "GLUK", "GULP!", "FLIP!", "STRAIN!", "TURN", "DRIP!", "SPLORSH!", "SPLOO!", "FLEE", "DOOK"
Number of panels: 14
Transcript
Panel 1
[Meanwhile, in a secret underground location...]
A washed-out superhero drinks depressedly as his sidekick tries to cheer him up.
Hanky Boy: "Come on Box-of-Tissues-Man! You can't give up!"
Box-of-Tissues-Man: "It's no good Hanky Boy, we have to face facts: This city doesn't need any nasal hygiene-based super heroes."
Panel 2
Hanky Boy: "But what about that coffee spill we..."
Box-of-Tissues-Man: (taking off his mask) "Damnit, that's not what I built the Tissue-Cave for! The flimsy forces of good have wiped the nose of evil for the last time..."
Box-of-Tissues-Man: "Now it's time to throw away the soggy Kleenex of Justice ... forever."
Panel 3
[Back at the home of Beaver and Steve ...]
The gigantic Beaver is standing with his right foot still in their partially demolished house.
Beaver: "Do all your plans have to involve massive property damage Steve?"
Steve: (ZUMM!ing up to Beaver in his flying submarine thing) "Look, do you want to be cured or not?"
Beaver: "Are you sure you know how to do this?"
Panel 4
Close-up of Beaver's eye with Steve's ship floating near it.
Steve: "Of course! Look, I have anatomy books and everything! I just have to navigate to your swim bladder and..."
Beaver: "Steve, that is a book of fish anatomy. I am a beaver."
Steve: "For someone so large you're awfully picky. But don't worry I'm sure one of these books must be about cobras ..."
Beaver: "Beavers!"
Steve: "Yes, yes, whatever. Now initiate insertion procedure!"
Panel 5
Beaver: "Oh well..."
Beaver TOSSes the ship in his mouth.
Panel 6
Beaver GLUKs some water and swallows the ship with a GULP!
Panel 7
[Inside ...]
Steve floats inside Beaver with his ship while reading a book about Beaver anatomy upside-down.
Steve: "This is worse than I thought - all of Beaver's organs are upside-down!"
Steve: "I'd better ask for directions ..."
Panel 8
Steve stops at a large pipe with a "SNOT" sign on it. A suspicious masked character is STRAIN!ing to turn open a valve on the pipe. Steve FLIP!s open his ship's cockpit.
Steve: "Hey, have you seen any cold viruses around here?"
Cold Virus: "What? W-Who, me? I, uh..."
Steve: "Wait ... what are you doing with that valve? ..."
Panel 9
Steve: (TURN!ing the valve himself now) "You're doing it all wrong! Let me do it!"
Panel 10
[Outside...]
Snot starts quickly DRIP!ping from Beaver's nose.
Beaver: "Snft! Ew!"
Panel 11
[And down below...]
Beaver's snot keeps SPLORSH!ing to the ground, causing terror and panic among the civilians.
Civilian 1: "Run for your lives! It's a snot storm!"
Civilian 2: "The salty tide of doom is upon us!"
Panel 12
The duo formerly known as Hanky Boy and Box-of-Tissues-Man arrive at the scene with new names and superpowers.
Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "Never fear citizens, for a new hero has arisen to answer your cries for help!"
Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "I, Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man, will save the day!"
Panel 13
More snot SPLOO!s to the ground as civilians FLEE from it.
Civilian: "Oh! Who will save us from this deluge of nasal mucus?"
Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "I... Uh..."
Panel 14
Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man is drinking again with the snot storm going on behind him.
[To be contd.]
Fun Facts
- Hanky Boy's new name is not mentioned, although judging by the shirt, it probably starts with an R.
- Due to intense wrist pain, James was unable to finish colouring this comic. A coloured version created by a fan, El-Barto, was used to replace the official version in the meantime.
- Curiously, Beaver didn't have a hard time to find a giant glass and fill it with water to get Steve inside.
References
None.
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