Comic 237

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[[Image:237_5.png|frame|How rude!]]
 
'''Link:''' {{Comic|237}}
 
'''Link:''' {{Comic|237}}
  
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'''Date:''' [[November]] 10, 2006
 
'''Date:''' [[November]] 10, 2006
  
'''Summary:''' Steve is forced to eat the Turnip, who is saved by a woodcutter.
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'''Summary:''' Steve is forced to eat Timmy the Turnip, who is saved by a woodcutter.
  
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Woodcutter]], [[Eat-me Turnip]]
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Woodcutter]], [[Timmy the Turnip]]
  
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[WHAMM|WHAMM!]]", "[[KICK|KICK!]]", "[[RGGLL|RGGLL!]]", "[[SWALLOW|SWALLOW!]]", "[[SHRUG]]", "[[CHOP,|CHOP!,]]"
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[WHAMM|WHAMM!]]", "[[KICK|KICK!]]", "[[RGGLL|RGGLL!]]", "[[SWALLOW|SWALLOW!]]", "[[SHRUG]]", "[[CHOP|CHOP!]]"
  
 
'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Fin in pink capitals with F chopped in half, top half lying on the floor.
 
'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Fin in pink capitals with F chopped in half, top half lying on the floor.
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======Panel 2======
 
======Panel 2======
  
The Woodcutter looks on as Steve struggles and RGGLL!s with the Turnip.<br />
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The Woodcutter looks on as Steve struggles and RGGLL!s with Timmy the Turnip.<br />
Turnip: "Eat me!"<br />
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Timmy the Turnip: "Eat me!"<br />
Turnip: "Digest my starchy flesh!"
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Timmy the Turnip: "Digest my starchy flesh!"
  
 
======Panel 3======
 
======Panel 3======
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Woodcutter consults his Woodcutters Handbook.<br />
 
Woodcutter consults his Woodcutters Handbook.<br />
 
Woodcutter: "Hmm..."<br />
 
Woodcutter: "Hmm..."<br />
Turnip (off, right): "Bring forth the amylase!"
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Timmy the Turnip (off, right): "Bring forth the [[wiktionary:amylase|amylase]]!"
  
 
======Panel 4======
 
======Panel 4======
  
Steve SWALLOW!s the Turnip, except for an arm sticking out of his mouth.<br />
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Steve SWALLOW!s Timmy the Turnip, except for an arm sticking out of his mouth.<br />
The Woodcutters book shows two pages, Good things, Little Red Riding Hood, One of the Three Little Pigs, a fairy and a Mallard Duck. Opposite the page shows Big/Bad things, The Big Bad Wolf, a panda, an ogre and a witch.
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The Woodcutters book shows two pages:
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* '''GOOD''' - images of Little Red Riding Hood, One of the Three Little Pigs, a fairy and a Mallard Duck.
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* '''BIG / BAD''' - images of The Big Bad Wolf, a [[panda]], an ogre and a witch.
  
 
======Panel 5======
 
======Panel 5======
  
Having failed to find Steve in his book, the Woodcutter SHRUGs and CHOP!s Steve in half revealing the Turnip<br />
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Having failed to find Steve in his book, the Woodcutter SHRUGs and CHOP!s Steve in half, revealing Timmy the Turnip.<br />
 
Steve: "Ouch"<br />
 
Steve: "Ouch"<br />
Turnip: "Hey! Some of us are trying to be dissolved in gastric juices here!"
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Timmy the Turnip: "Hey! Some of us are trying to be dissolved in gastric juices here!"
  
 
======Panel 6======
 
======Panel 6======
  
The Woodcutter holds the Turnip up in the classic Hamlet / Yorick pose.<br />
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The Woodcutter holds Timmy the Turnip up in the classic Hamlet / Yorick pose.<br />
 
Woodcutter: "There, you're safe now, little... uh... girl?"<br />
 
Woodcutter: "There, you're safe now, little... uh... girl?"<br />
Turnip: "My how big and strong you are..."<br />
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Timmy the Turnip: "My how big and strong you are..."<br />
Turnip: "You must have to eat a carefully balanced diet..."<br />
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Timmy the Turnip: "You must have to eat a carefully balanced diet..."<br />
 
Woodcutter: "Of course"<br />
 
Woodcutter: "Of course"<br />
Turnip: "Swoon!"
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Timmy the Turnip: "Swoon!"
  
 
======Panel 7======
 
======Panel 7======
  
The Woodcutter and the Turnip leave through the smashed door, leaving Steve's dismembered corpse on the threshold.<br />
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The Woodcutter and Timmy the Turnip leave through the smashed door, leaving Steve's dismembered corpse on the threshold.<br />
Turnip: "I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship..."<br />
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Timmy the Turnip: "I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship..."<br />
 
Woodcutter: "Perhaps it is time this old woodsman found someone to share his lonely old cottage with..."<br />
 
Woodcutter: "Perhaps it is time this old woodsman found someone to share his lonely old cottage with..."<br />
Turnip: "How about you invite me round... For dinner..."
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Timmy the Turnip: "How about you invite me round... For dinner..."
  
 
======Panel 8======
 
======Panel 8======
  
 
Beaver appears, holding a frilly nightcap.<br />
 
Beaver appears, holding a frilly nightcap.<br />
Beaver: "Steve! What's the front door doing off its hinges? And why does my nightcap smell of turnips?  Honestly, I get a little cols and the whole place goes to pot."<br />
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Beaver: "Steve! What's the front door doing off its hinges? And why does my nightcap smell of turnips?  Honestly, I get a little cold and the whole place goes to pot."<br />
 
Steve: "Sorry Beaver"<br />
 
Steve: "Sorry Beaver"<br />
 
Beaver: "And please don't leave your severed abdomen lying around. Someone could trip over it."
 
Beaver: "And please don't leave your severed abdomen lying around. Someone could trip over it."
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==Fun Facts==
 
==Fun Facts==
  
Pandas appear in Woodcutters Handbooks as Big/Bad
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* Pandas appear in Woodcutters Handbooks as Big/Bad.
Steve doesn't appear to digest his food at all as he can retrieve uneaten cup cakes from his innards.
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* Steve doesn't appear to digest his food at all as he can retrieve uneaten cup cakes from his innards.
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* Steve is able to survive dismemberment as well as all the other things that previously should have killed him.
  
 
==References==
 
==References==
  
None.
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* When the turnip refers to the Woodsman having him over for dinner, this is a reference to the famous line from [[Wikipedia:The Silence of the Lambs|The Silence of the Lambs]] by Hannibal "the Cannibal" Lecter
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* The line "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship" is a reference to the final line from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casablanca_%28film%29 Casablanca] by Rick Blaine
  
 
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Latest revision as of 12:31, 13 November 2006

How rude!

Link: Comic 237

Translations: http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/8/8f/Finnishflag.png Finnish, http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/5/52/Frenchflag.png French, http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/5/57/Polishflag.png Polish, http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/0/04/Danishflag.png Danish, http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/images/7/79/Italianflag.gif Italian

Title: little red riding Steve - part 2

Date: November 10, 2006

Summary: Steve is forced to eat Timmy the Turnip, who is saved by a woodcutter.

Cast: Beaver, Steve, Woodcutter, Timmy the Turnip

Onomatopoeias used: "WHAMM!", "KICK!", "RGGLL!", "SWALLOW!", "SHRUG", "CHOP!"

"Fin" style: Fin in pink capitals with F chopped in half, top half lying on the floor.

Number of panels: 9

Transcript

Panel 1

The Woodcutter KICK!s the door in and WHAMM!s the hinges off.
Woodcutter: "Never fear! For I, a kindly woodcutter, have heard your cries for help!"
Woodcutter: "I'll soon save you from..."

Panel 2

The Woodcutter looks on as Steve struggles and RGGLL!s with Timmy the Turnip.
Timmy the Turnip: "Eat me!"
Timmy the Turnip: "Digest my starchy flesh!"

Panel 3

Woodcutter consults his Woodcutters Handbook.
Woodcutter: "Hmm..."
Timmy the Turnip (off, right): "Bring forth the amylase!"

Panel 4

Steve SWALLOW!s Timmy the Turnip, except for an arm sticking out of his mouth.
The Woodcutters book shows two pages:

  • GOOD - images of Little Red Riding Hood, One of the Three Little Pigs, a fairy and a Mallard Duck.
  • BIG / BAD - images of The Big Bad Wolf, a panda, an ogre and a witch.
Panel 5

Having failed to find Steve in his book, the Woodcutter SHRUGs and CHOP!s Steve in half, revealing Timmy the Turnip.
Steve: "Ouch"
Timmy the Turnip: "Hey! Some of us are trying to be dissolved in gastric juices here!"

Panel 6

The Woodcutter holds Timmy the Turnip up in the classic Hamlet / Yorick pose.
Woodcutter: "There, you're safe now, little... uh... girl?"
Timmy the Turnip: "My how big and strong you are..."
Timmy the Turnip: "You must have to eat a carefully balanced diet..."
Woodcutter: "Of course"
Timmy the Turnip: "Swoon!"

Panel 7

The Woodcutter and Timmy the Turnip leave through the smashed door, leaving Steve's dismembered corpse on the threshold.
Timmy the Turnip: "I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship..."
Woodcutter: "Perhaps it is time this old woodsman found someone to share his lonely old cottage with..."
Timmy the Turnip: "How about you invite me round... For dinner..."

Panel 8

Beaver appears, holding a frilly nightcap.
Beaver: "Steve! What's the front door doing off its hinges? And why does my nightcap smell of turnips? Honestly, I get a little cold and the whole place goes to pot."
Steve: "Sorry Beaver"
Beaver: "And please don't leave your severed abdomen lying around. Someone could trip over it."

Panel 9

Steve: "Sigh.."
Steve reaches into his severed abdomen and pulls out a cup cake.
Steve: "Oh, hey! This thing is full of food!"

Fun Facts

  • Pandas appear in Woodcutters Handbooks as Big/Bad.
  • Steve doesn't appear to digest his food at all as he can retrieve uneaten cup cakes from his innards.
  • Steve is able to survive dismemberment as well as all the other things that previously should have killed him.

References

  • When the turnip refers to the Woodsman having him over for dinner, this is a reference to the famous line from The Silence of the Lambs by Hannibal "the Cannibal" Lecter
  • The line "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship" is a reference to the final line from Casablanca by Rick Blaine
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