Comic 237
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Woodcutter]], [[Timmy the Turnip]] | '''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Woodcutter]], [[Timmy the Turnip]] | ||
| − | '''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[WHAMM|WHAMM!]]", "[[KICK|KICK!]]", "[[RGGLL|RGGLL!]]", "[[SWALLOW|SWALLOW!]]", "[[SHRUG]]", "[[CHOP | + | '''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[WHAMM|WHAMM!]]", "[[KICK|KICK!]]", "[[RGGLL|RGGLL!]]", "[[SWALLOW|SWALLOW!]]", "[[SHRUG]]", "[[CHOP|CHOP!]]" |
'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Fin in pink capitals with F chopped in half, top half lying on the floor. | '''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Fin in pink capitals with F chopped in half, top half lying on the floor. | ||
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Steve SWALLOW!s Timmy the Turnip, except for an arm sticking out of his mouth.<br /> | Steve SWALLOW!s Timmy the Turnip, except for an arm sticking out of his mouth.<br /> | ||
| − | The Woodcutters book shows two pages | + | The Woodcutters book shows two pages: |
| + | * '''GOOD''' - images of Little Red Riding Hood, One of the Three Little Pigs, a fairy and a Mallard Duck. | ||
| + | * '''BIG / BAD''' - images of The Big Bad Wolf, a [[panda]], an ogre and a witch. | ||
======Panel 5====== | ======Panel 5====== | ||
| − | Having failed to find Steve in his book, the Woodcutter SHRUGs and CHOP!s Steve in half revealing Timmy the Turnip<br /> | + | Having failed to find Steve in his book, the Woodcutter SHRUGs and CHOP!s Steve in half, revealing Timmy the Turnip.<br /> |
Steve: "Ouch"<br /> | Steve: "Ouch"<br /> | ||
Timmy the Turnip: "Hey! Some of us are trying to be dissolved in gastric juices here!" | Timmy the Turnip: "Hey! Some of us are trying to be dissolved in gastric juices here!" | ||
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==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
| − | Pandas appear in Woodcutters Handbooks as Big/Bad. | + | * Pandas appear in Woodcutters Handbooks as Big/Bad. |
| − | Steve doesn't appear to digest his food at all as he can retrieve uneaten cup cakes from his innards. | + | * Steve doesn't appear to digest his food at all as he can retrieve uneaten cup cakes from his innards. |
| − | Steve is able to survive dismemberment as well as all the other things that previously should have killed him. | + | * Steve is able to survive dismemberment as well as all the other things that previously should have killed him. |
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 09:12, 10 November 2006
Link: Comic 237
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Title: little red riding Steve - part 2
Date: November 10, 2006
Summary: Steve is forced to eat Timmy the Turnip, who is saved by a woodcutter.
Cast: Beaver, Steve, Woodcutter, Timmy the Turnip
Onomatopoeias used: "WHAMM!", "KICK!", "RGGLL!", "SWALLOW!", "SHRUG", "CHOP!"
"Fin" style: Fin in pink capitals with F chopped in half, top half lying on the floor.
Number of panels: 9
Transcript
Panel 1
The Woodcutter KICK!s the door in and WHAMM!s the hinges off.
Woodcutter: "Never fear! For I, a kindly woodcutter, have heard your cries for help!"
Woodcutter: "I'll soon save you from..."
Panel 2
The Woodcutter looks on as Steve struggles and RGGLL!s with Timmy the Turnip.
Timmy the Turnip: "Eat me!"
Timmy the Turnip: "Digest my starchy flesh!"
Panel 3
Woodcutter consults his Woodcutters Handbook.
Woodcutter: "Hmm..."
Timmy the Turnip (off, right): "Bring forth the amylase!"
Panel 4
Steve SWALLOW!s Timmy the Turnip, except for an arm sticking out of his mouth.
The Woodcutters book shows two pages:
- GOOD - images of Little Red Riding Hood, One of the Three Little Pigs, a fairy and a Mallard Duck.
- BIG / BAD - images of The Big Bad Wolf, a panda, an ogre and a witch.
Panel 5
Having failed to find Steve in his book, the Woodcutter SHRUGs and CHOP!s Steve in half, revealing Timmy the Turnip.
Steve: "Ouch"
Timmy the Turnip: "Hey! Some of us are trying to be dissolved in gastric juices here!"
Panel 6
The Woodcutter holds Timmy the Turnip up in the classic Hamlet / Yorick pose.
Woodcutter: "There, you're safe now, little... uh... girl?"
Timmy the Turnip: "My how big and strong you are..."
Timmy the Turnip: "You must have to eat a carefully balanced diet..."
Woodcutter: "Of course"
Timmy the Turnip: "Swoon!"
Panel 7
The Woodcutter and Timmy the Turnip leave through the smashed door, leaving Steve's dismembered corpse on the threshold.
Timmy the Turnip: "I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship..."
Woodcutter: "Perhaps it is time this old woodsman found someone to share his lonely old cottage with..."
Timmy the Turnip: "How about you invite me round... For dinner..."
Panel 8
Beaver appears, holding a frilly nightcap.
Beaver: "Steve! What's the front door doing off its hinges? And why does my nightcap smell of turnips? Honestly, I get a little cold and the whole place goes to pot."
Steve: "Sorry Beaver"
Beaver: "And please don't leave your severed abdomen lying around. Someone could trip over it."
Panel 9
Steve: "Sigh.."
Steve reaches into his severed abdomen and pulls out a cup cake.
Steve: "Oh, hey! This thing is full of food!"
Fun Facts
- Pandas appear in Woodcutters Handbooks as Big/Bad.
- Steve doesn't appear to digest his food at all as he can retrieve uneaten cup cakes from his innards.
- Steve is able to survive dismemberment as well as all the other things that previously should have killed him.
References
None.
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