Link: Comic 208
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Title: The revenge of the SHOE GOBLIN - part 1
Date: August 1, 2006
Summary: Beaver and Steve get jobs in a shoe shop, their first customer being someone they least expect.
Number of panels: 6
Beaver and steve stand behind a counter at a shoe shop. Some boxes are seen to the left of them, reading "SHOES" and to the right of them, reading "MORE SHOES". A yellow sign on the counter reads
Beaver: "Oh boy Steve, can you believe how lucky we are to get these jobs in a shoe shop? Can there be any cause more noble than providing humankind with its two most basic needs: footwear and footwear accessories"
Steve: "And we get all the shoe polish we can eat too!"
Beaver: "Right, I have to go and alphabetize the shoe-lace display. You're in charge until I get back"
Steve SALUTE!'s Beaver.
Steve: "My shoe-selling glands quiver in readiness!"
Steve looks at a customer who has his back turned to Steve. The customer is looking at two boxes of shoes - one on the floor and reading
Steve: "Uh oh! A customer!... Just stay calm... c-can I help you sir?"
Customer: "Aye... I'd be wantin' to buy a pair of your finest shoes..."
Steve: "Certainly sir, what size?"
Customer: "I'll be taking a size 6..."
The customer SPIN!s around to reveal that he is the shoe goblin in disguise, wearing an eyepatch and a brown fake beard-and-moustache with the bell on his hat JING JING-ing.
Shoe Goblin: "... BILLION!"
Shoe Goblin: "...and a half."
Steve: (not recognising the customer) "..."
Steve: "I'll see if we have any in stock."
The shot reveals a sign under the 'Ask us about shoes' one.
On the table, there are stacks of shoe polish with a sign that reads , and next to it a shoe with a sign that reads .
A short while later, Steve comes out with a size 6 billion and a half shoe, STRAIN!ing to carry it.
A text bubble with an arrow points to it and reads .
On the back wall is a poster with a picture of a person wearing shiny new shoes and text that reads .
Steve: "Hnnk.. Here you are sir, size 6 billion and a half. Would you like to try them on?"
Shoe Goblin: "Nay. I'll take them."
Steve: "You really ought to make sure there's enough room in the toe..."
Shoe Goblin: "I said nay! ... and I want the box too."
[To be contd.]
- Steve enjoys the benefit of being able to eat shoe polish.
- The store sign system is sophisticated enough to state the clear difference between shoe polish and a shoe that is Polish.
- Beaver saying 'alphabetize' is written in American spelling, even though James Turner is British. Could this mean Beaver is an undercover American?
- A shoe size 6 billion and a half would be significantly larger than what Steve is carrying, at least in these numbering systems:
- UK/US: 31 565.7 miles or 50 800 km
- France: (Paris Points) 23 674.2 miles or 38 100 km
- Continental Europe: 24 854.8 miles or 40 000 km (approximately the circumference of Earth)