Comic 175

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Title: You've got mail - part 2

Date: April 24, 2006

Summary: Beaver defeats the virus with Norton.

Cast: Beaver, Steve, Posessed Computer, Satan

Onomatopoeias used: "REACH!", "WARD!", "SIZZLE!", "WAG!", "PING!"

"Fin" style: As PS in Steve's email to Satan

Number of panels: 6

Transcript

Panel 1

Beaver looks at the Posessed Computer.
Beaver: "Hmm - This is a little far off-canon for my tastes"
PC:"WOE"
PC:"MISERY"
PC:"DESPAIR"
PC:"ONLINE PHARMACY"

Panel 2

Beaver: "Wait a minute... Steve, did you open an email attachment?'
Steve: (indicating a small amount) "Only a little one."

Panel 3

Beaver opens a mysterious wooden box.
Beaver: 'Well, not to worry, I have just the thing for this sort of situation."
Steve: 'You might want to hurry up a bit Beaver...'
PC: (REACH!ing out of the monitor) "Ssssssss... Your eBay account has been suspended...."
Beaver: "Ah! Here it is!"

Panel 4

Beaver holds up the talisman, and WARD!s off the virus, which SIZZLE!s.
Beaver: "The Norton Antivirus talisman of warding!"
PC: "SKREEE!"

Panel 5

Beaver WAG!s his finger at Steve.
Beaver: "Well Steve, I hope you realise now, emails are like jam sandwiches: delicious, but full of hidden danger."
Steve: "Don't worry Beaver, I've learnt my lesson!"

Panel 6

[10 Minutes later, in Hell]
Satan sits at his computer.
Email: "FROM steveiscool@eruditebaboon.co.uk
TO: stan666@aohell.com
Dear Stan,
Thank you for letting me know about my lottery win! Please fins attached my eternal soul as requested as proof of my ID. Can't wait to get my winnings!
Yours sincerely, STEVE"

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