Link: Comic 142
Title: Count down to christmas - part 2
Date: December 30, 2005
Summary: Santa saves Steve from his impending doom.
"Fin" style: Red letters, Santa's hat on "N"
Number of panels: 5
Santa: (RUMMAGE!'ing in his sack) "I've got something in my sack for you, Count..."
Count Dracula: (flattered) "For me? You shouldn't have!"
Santa FLING!'s crucifixes, garlic, and holy water at Dracula. (The holy water PLISH!'s out of the flask)
Santa: "I bring you tidings of discomfort and ass-kicking!"
Count Dracula: "Akh! Crucifixes and garlic! These items were not on my Amazon wish-list!"
Santa: "There's something in here for you too Steve..."
Steve: "Um, if this is about the incident with the stinging jelly-fish I can explain everything..."
Count Dracula: (now a pile of dust on the floor) "I'll get you next year Santa!"
Santa: (FLING!'ing puppies at Steve, one of whom bounces off his head with a POF!) "...Puppies!"
Santa: "Now we all had a lot of fun here today, but remember kids, I can't always be there to save you. Don't let the undead spoil your holiday season: STAY VAMPIRE SAFE. MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Count Dracula's Amazon.com Wish List includes:
- Season 2 of Queer as Folk
- A beer hat with I.V. bags
- A Gucci cape
- Haley Joel Osmond
- The new Britney Spears CD