Comic 142

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Santa brings tidings of discomfort and ass-kicking!

Link: Comic 142

Title: Count down to christmas - part 2

Date: December 30, 2005

Summary: Santa saves Steve from his impending doom.

Cast: Santa, Count Dracula, Steve, Puppies

Onomatopoeias used: "RUMMAGE!", "FLING!", "PLISH!", "POF!"

"Fin" style: Santa hat on "N"

Number of panels: 5

Transcript

Panel 1

Santa: "I've got something in my sack for you, Count..."
Count Dracula: "For me? You shouldn't have!"

Panel 2

Santa FLINGs crucifixes, garlic, and holy water at Dracula.
Santa: "I bring you tidings of discomfort and ass-kicking!"
Count Dracula: "Akh! Crucifixes and garlic! These items were not on my Amazon wish-list!"


Panel 3

Santa: "There's something in here for you too Steve..."
Steve: "Um, if this is about the incident with the stinging jelly-fish I can explain everything..."
Count Dracula (now a pile of dust on the floor): "I'll get you next year Santa!"

Panel 4

Santa: "...Puppies!"
Steve: "Yay!"

Panel 5

EPILOGUE
Santa: "Now we all had a lot of fun here today, but remember kids, I can't always be there to save you. Don't let the undead spoil your holiday season: STAY VAMPIRE SAFE. MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

Fun Facts

Count Dracula has an Amazon.com Wish List.

References

Previous comic:
#141
Next comic:
#143
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