Link: Comic 140
Title: Hamburger Hijinks - part 3
Date: December 19, 2005
Summary: Steve confronts the evil burger Beaver realizes its just a costume.
"Fin" style: The evil burger.
Number of panels: 9
Steve: "What are we going to do, Beaver?"
Beaver: "Hmm..How about we try ignoring it and hope it goes away?"
Steve: "Ooh! Good plan!"
Evil Hamburger Rrrrr's at Beaver and Steve.
Customer: "Hi! I'd like to order a..."
Evil Hamburger rruh's at the customer.
Off-panel Customer: "Get it off me! Augh! My pancreas!"
Beaver: "Hmm..Well that didn't go quite as well as I'd hoped..."
Steve: "That's it! Two dead customers is one too many..."
Steve: "Hand me the mop!"
Beaver: "Careful Steve, there's nothing more dangerous than a cornered hamburger"
Steve Mop Mop's the Evil Hamburger.
Evil Hamburger Rraar's at Beaver
and fends off Steve's mop.
Beaver "Wait a minute..That's not a possessed Devil Burger...It's a costume!"
Beaver: "Let's see who's really behind all this..."
Evil Hamburger costume flips open to reveal an old man.
Beaver: "Why! It's Old Man McWeasel from McWeasel brgers across the road!"
McWeasel: "Bah! I was going to scare away all your customers - And I would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!"
Beaver: "Hang on - That's a mask too!"
McWeasel is 'Unmasked'.
Steve: "Oh! It's the boss!"
The Boss: "Yes boys, this whole thing was just a test...And you passed! You;ve earned these: Your customer service stars!"
Beaver: "You're not foling us: That's another mask!"
Steve rips off the boss' head.
Beaver: "Um, ok that wasn't a mask. My mistake."
The Boss: "Ouch."
The 'wet floor' sign shows a guy who slipped and his head fell off!
The "meddling kids" line McWeasel uses are straight from Scooby Doo where every single episode would end up with the monster turning out to be a guy under a mask.
"I would've gotten away with it too if it werent for those meddling kids!"