Link: Comic 139
Title: Hamburger Hijinks - part 2
Date: December 16, 2005
Number of panels: 6, but the first one is segmented
Beaver: "Ah, I think I see the problem: This place has been built on...
an Indian Burial Ground...
a gateway to hell... (Satan: "RAAA!")
a crash-landed UFO... (Alien: "Hi!")
a Rubik's Cube...
and a toxic waste dump. I should have guessed!"
Beaver: Hey Steve, I figured out the problem: The restaurant is built on the centre of Evil for the entire universe."
Kid: (sound effect) YUM!
Steve: "Ooh - cool! And the Shake-O-Matic started working again so I managed to get the order finished too!"
Beaver: "That's great Steve, but I can't help but wonder if we should be a little concerned about the whole 'Centre of Evil' thing..."
Kid GLAAA!s while eating a hamburger.
Steve: "Oh pish-pong. That's just a lot of superstitious hoo-ha. I'm sure nothing evil will happen."
The evil hamburger RRRRR...s at the kid.
Steve POO POOs at Beaver.
Evil Hamburger: "GRAAAAA!"
Steve: "Well, I suppose that's a little evil..."
Steve: "Do you think this might affect our chances of getting our customer service stars...?"
(off-screen sound effects): CHOMP! BITE! DISMEMBER!
Beaver: "I'll fetch the mop."