Comic 133
Title: Why can't evil robots from the future just get along with everyone?
Date: November 25, 2005
Summary: Beaver and Steve are hiding from killer robots, being revealed by Steve (who has his own secret to reveal).
Cast: Beaver, Steve, Unit R51787, Unit R45899
Onomatopoeias used: "EAT!", "PEEL!"
"Fin" style: Spelled with letter shaped robots.
Number of panels: 7
Transcript
Panel 1
Robot 1: Come out puny organic life forms, so that we can pulverize you into a fine paste.
Robot 1: It is for your own benefit.
Beaver: This is just terrible - hiding from evil robots from the future behind our own sofa!
Steve: It's not all bad - I just found the remote!
Robot 2: Look! I have found some of their 'closing' that they use to conceal their grotesque carbon-based bodies. They must be close!
Panel 2
Robot 2: Look at me! I am a puny organic life form! Watch me use my primitive digestive system to derive energy from food! Num num!
Robot 1: Ha ha! My humour subroutine is consuming 90% of my CPU!
Beaver: What are we going to do?
Steve: Wait! I've got it!
Robot 2: I am also secreting mucus from a number of bodily locations!
Panel 3
Steve: He's down here!
Beaver: What the? Steve! What are you doing??
Robot 1: Your cooperation is commended. Your greasy organs will serve as a rich source of hinge lubrication.
Panel 4
Beaver: I don't understand Steve - why did you do it?
Steve: You mean you haven't worked it out?
Panel 5
Steve: I've been a robot all along!
Steve: Behold my gleaming robotic skeleton ... !
Panel 6
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Panel 7
Steve: Oops, sorry, my mistake.
Robot 1: Did you bring the organ hammer, Unit R51787?
Robot 2: Yes Unit R45899, the big one ...
Fun Facts
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