Title: Corporeal Punishment
Date: September 16, 2005
Summary: Steve becomes non-corporeal and gets bored.
Onomatopoeias used: None
"Fin" style: Written in pure energy
Number of panels: 9
Beaver: "Something's different about you today Steve, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is..."
Steve: "Yes! Following a period of intense meditation I have transcended my physical form: I am now a being of PURE ENERGY"
Beaver: "So, uh, what's that like?"
Steve: "Pretty boring really. I just hang out with the other non-corporeal entities all day, consuming cosmic energy... that sort of thing..."
Non-corporeal octopus: "Hey Steve, a few of the guys are coming round my place later to watch TV and consume cosmic energy -- want to come along?"
Steve: "Uh... I guess so..."
Steve: "Man, this guy is so BORING!"
Non-corporeal octopus: (angry) "You do know that I am able to sense every movement of every atom in the entire universe, right? And as such I can totally hear you."
Non-corporeal octopus: "Uh... you'll still come round for the energy consumption though... r-right?"