Title: Corporeal Punishment
Date: September 16, 2005
Summary: Steve become non-corporeal and gets bored.
Onomatopoeias used: None
"Fin" style: Written in pure energy
Number of panels: 9
Beaver: Something's different about you today Steve, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is...
Steve: Yes! Following a period of intense meditation I have transcended my physical form: I am now a being of pure energy
Beaver: So, uh, what's that like?
Steve: Pretty boring really. I just hang out with the other non-corporeal entities all day, consuming cosmic energy...that sort of thing...
Non-corporeal octopus: Hey Steve, a few of the guys are coming round my place later to watch TV and consume cosmic energy -- want to come along?
Steve: Uh...I guess so...
Steve: Man, this guy is so boring!
Non-corporeal octopus: (angry) You do know that I am able to sense every movement of every atom in the entire universe, right? And as such I can totally hear you.
Non-corporeal octopus: Uh...you'll still come round for the energy consumption though...r-right?