Comic 109

Latest revision as of 19:50, 8 July 2006

Something is different about Steve today

Title: Corporeal Punishment

Date: September 16, 2005

Summary: Steve becomes non-corporeal and gets bored.

Cast: Beaver, Steve, Non-corporeal octopus

Onomatopoeias used: None

"Fin" style: Written in pure energy

Number of panels: 9

Transcript

Panel 1

Beaver: "Something's different about you today Steve, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is..."

Panel 2

Steve: "Yes! Following a period of intense meditation I have transcended my physical form: I am now a being of PURE ENERGY"

Panel 3

Beaver: "Coo."

Panel 4

Beaver: "So, uh, what's that like?"
Steve: "Pretty boring really. I just hang out with the other non-corporeal entities all day, consuming cosmic energy... that sort of thing..."

Panel 5

Non-corporeal octopus: "Hey Steve, a few of the guys are coming round my place later to watch TV and consume cosmic energy -- want to come along?"
Steve: "Uh... I guess so..."

Panel 6

...

Panel 7

Steve: "Man, this guy is so BORING!"
Non-corporeal octopus: (angry) "You do know that I am able to sense every movement of every atom in the entire universe, right? And as such I can totally hear you."

Panel 8

Steve: "Oh."

Panel 9

Non-corporeal octopus: "Uh... you'll still come round for the energy consumption though... r-right?"

Fun Facts

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References

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