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SHOVE

2006-06-14T22:35:07Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of Steve shoving a Judge out of the way in [[Comic 95]].
[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

CONJURE

2006-06-14T22:33:57Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of an Orb of Visions being conjured ([[Comic 95]]).

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Comic 95

2006-06-14T22:32:23Z

TheGreatTiny: Auto-generated by the comic page creator

__NOTOC__
[[Image:95_5.png|frame|Let the judging begin!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|95}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Steve's unfeasible afterlife adventure - part 6

'''Date:''' July 29, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve's Judgement Begins

'''Cast:''' [[Steve]], [[Three Judges]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[CONJURE|CONJURE!]]", "[[SHOVE|SHOVE!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 7
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Three silhuettes appear in the background. Steve senses them behind him and is surprised.

======Panel 2======

The silhuettes draw nearer. 
Steve: "Wh-who are you?"

======Panel 3======

We see the first Judge (who is an Owl) looking down menacingly. 
Owl: "We are here to pass judgement on your life -- to determine the fate of your soul!"

======Panel 4======

The second Judge (who is a Squid) raises one tentacle commandingly. 
Squid: "Conjure the orb of visions!"

======Panel 5======

The third Judge (who is a red ball with floating hands and feet)CONJURE!'s the Orb (which is an 80's style TV set). 
Red Ball: Beeeee

======Panel 6======

The Judges are watching the Orb, while Steve stands behind the Orb. 
Owl: "Hmm... this isn't good... you have led a life of vice..." 
Steve: "B-but..." 
Squid: "And many unconvincing car chases..."

======Panel 7======

Steve SHOVE!'s the Squid out of the way. 
Steve: "Let me see... hey! That's not my life! It's an episode of TJ Hooker!" 
Squid: "Hey!" 
Steve: "Though I must admit the similarities are striking..."

==Fun Facts==

*The Orb of Vision is really an 80's style brown TV Set.

==References==

*[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TJ_Hooker| T.J. Hooker]] was a police drama in the 1980's (which goes with the TV set).

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File:95 5.png

2006-06-14T21:37:52Z

TheGreatTiny: Comic 95, panel 5.

Comic 95, panel 5.

REACH

2006-05-05T14:24:06Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound produced by spam phantoms reaching out of the computer screen in [[Comic 175]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

PANIC

2006-05-05T14:21:16Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of Beaver panicking in the middle of the sea in [[Comic 178]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

PANIC

2006-05-05T14:19:58Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of Beaver panicking in the middle of the sea in [[Comic 178]].

SWUNK

2006-04-11T22:11:43Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of a door swung open hitting Beaver in the head with enough concussive force to give him two black eyes.
[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Comic 38

2006-04-11T22:09:12Z

TheGreatTiny: /* Panel 10 */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:38_6.png|frame|SWUNK!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|38}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' jam is good for the scalp

'''Date:''' January 10, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve is stung by a bee, and mistakes Beaver for a Panda.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Bee]], [[Shrimp]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SPREAD]]", "[[ZZZZZZ]]", "[[STI-ING|STI-ING!]]", "[[SWUNK|SWUNK!]]", "[[POW|POW!]]", "[[WHACK|WHACK!]]", "[[ZZZZ]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Stated by a bee.

'''Number of panels:''' 14
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve SPREAD's a jar labeled JAM on his head. 
Steve: "Wee Hee Hee!"

======Panel 2======

A bee ZZZZZZ's in from the right. 
Steve: "Oh! Hello There,"

======Panel 3======

The bee STI-ING!'s Steve. 
Steve: "YAAAAA!"

======Panel 4======

Steve runs to a door. 
Steve: "Beaver! Beaver!"

======Panel 5======

From the other side of the door, we see Beaver, holding a plunger. 
Steve: "BEAVER!" 
Beaver: "I wonder what's up now..."

======Panel 6======

Steve SWUNKS!'s the door open into Beaver's face. He does not drop the plunger. 
Steve: "Beaver! A bee stung me! ... Beaver?"

======Panel 7======

Steve ?'s as Beaver, now with black eyes. recovers. 
Beaver: "Groan..."

======Panel 8======

A picture of Steve, covered in Jam, with a lump on his nose.

======Panel 9======

A picture of Beaver, with his black eyes and his plunger. 
Beaver: "Wh-what happened?"

======Panel 10======

A picture of a [[Pandas|panda]], holding a shoot of bamboo just like Beaver is holding the plunger. 
Beaver/Panda: "Why are you looking at me like that Steve? Mew Mew?"

======Panel 11======

Steve violently flings himself at Beaver. 
Steve: "YAAAAA!" 
Beaver: "AAAAH!"

======Panel 12======

From out of the panel, Steve POW!'s and WHACK!'s Beaver. 
Steve: "Take that you bamboo muncher!" 
Beaver: "NO! AIE!" 
A flying shrimp sits onscreen. 
Shrimp: "So, kids, remember: Bees are the enemy!"

======Panel 13======

The bee ZZZZ's back on from the right. 
Shrimp: "AAAAH!" 
Bee: "HEY! Racist!"

======Panel 14======

Bee: "Uh...Fin."

==Fun Facts==

*Beaver tends to walk around the house with a plunger.

==References==

None.

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Comic 38

2006-04-11T22:08:30Z

TheGreatTiny: /* Panel 10 */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:38_6.png|frame|SWUNK!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|38}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' jam is good for the scalp

'''Date:''' January 10, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve is stung by a bee, and mistakes Beaver for a Panda.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Bee]], [[Shrimp]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SPREAD]]", "[[ZZZZZZ]]", "[[STI-ING|STI-ING!]]", "[[SWUNK|SWUNK!]]", "[[POW|POW!]]", "[[WHACK|WHACK!]]", "[[ZZZZ]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Stated by a bee.

'''Number of panels:''' 14
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve SPREAD's a jar labeled JAM on his head. 
Steve: "Wee Hee Hee!"

======Panel 2======

A bee ZZZZZZ's in from the right. 
Steve: "Oh! Hello There,"

======Panel 3======

The bee STI-ING!'s Steve. 
Steve: "YAAAAA!"

======Panel 4======

Steve runs to a door. 
Steve: "Beaver! Beaver!"

======Panel 5======

From the other side of the door, we see Beaver, holding a plunger. 
Steve: "BEAVER!" 
Beaver: "I wonder what's up now..."

======Panel 6======

Steve SWUNKS!'s the door open into Beaver's face. He does not drop the plunger. 
Steve: "Beaver! A bee stung me! ... Beaver?"

======Panel 7======

Steve ?'s as Beaver, now with black eyes. recovers. 
Beaver: "Groan..."

======Panel 8======

A picture of Steve, covered in Jam, with a lump on his nose.

======Panel 9======

A picture of Beaver, with his black eyes and his plunger. 
Beaver: "Wh-what happened?"

======Panel 10======

A picture of a [[Panda|panda]], holding a shoot of bamboo just like Beaver is holding the plunger. 
Beaver/Panda: "Why are you looking at me like that Steve? Mew Mew?"

======Panel 11======

Steve violently flings himself at Beaver. 
Steve: "YAAAAA!" 
Beaver: "AAAAH!"

======Panel 12======

From out of the panel, Steve POW!'s and WHACK!'s Beaver. 
Steve: "Take that you bamboo muncher!" 
Beaver: "NO! AIE!" 
A flying shrimp sits onscreen. 
Shrimp: "So, kids, remember: Bees are the enemy!"

======Panel 13======

The bee ZZZZ's back on from the right. 
Shrimp: "AAAAH!" 
Bee: "HEY! Racist!"

======Panel 14======

Bee: "Uh...Fin."

==Fun Facts==

*Beaver tends to walk around the house with a plunger.

==References==

None.

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Comic 38

2006-04-11T22:07:55Z

TheGreatTiny: /* Panel 10 */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:38_6.png|frame|SWUNK!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|38}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' jam is good for the scalp

'''Date:''' January 10, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve is stung by a bee, and mistakes Beaver for a Panda.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Bee]], [[Shrimp]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SPREAD]]", "[[ZZZZZZ]]", "[[STI-ING|STI-ING!]]", "[[SWUNK|SWUNK!]]", "[[POW|POW!]]", "[[WHACK|WHACK!]]", "[[ZZZZ]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Stated by a bee.

'''Number of panels:''' 14
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve SPREAD's a jar labeled JAM on his head. 
Steve: "Wee Hee Hee!"

======Panel 2======

A bee ZZZZZZ's in from the right. 
Steve: "Oh! Hello There,"

======Panel 3======

The bee STI-ING!'s Steve. 
Steve: "YAAAAA!"

======Panel 4======

Steve runs to a door. 
Steve: "Beaver! Beaver!"

======Panel 5======

From the other side of the door, we see Beaver, holding a plunger. 
Steve: "BEAVER!" 
Beaver: "I wonder what's up now..."

======Panel 6======

Steve SWUNKS!'s the door open into Beaver's face. He does not drop the plunger. 
Steve: "Beaver! A bee stung me! ... Beaver?"

======Panel 7======

Steve ?'s as Beaver, now with black eyes. recovers. 
Beaver: "Groan..."

======Panel 8======

A picture of Steve, covered in Jam, with a lump on his nose.

======Panel 9======

A picture of Beaver, with his black eyes and his plunger. 
Beaver: "Wh-what happened?"

======Panel 10======

A picture of a [[panda]], holding a shoot of bamboo just like Beaver is holding the plunger. 
Beaver/Panda: "Why are you looking at me like that Steve? Mew Mew?"

======Panel 11======

Steve violently flings himself at Beaver. 
Steve: "YAAAAA!" 
Beaver: "AAAAH!"

======Panel 12======

From out of the panel, Steve POW!'s and WHACK!'s Beaver. 
Steve: "Take that you bamboo muncher!" 
Beaver: "NO! AIE!" 
A flying shrimp sits onscreen. 
Shrimp: "So, kids, remember: Bees are the enemy!"

======Panel 13======

The bee ZZZZ's back on from the right. 
Shrimp: "AAAAH!" 
Bee: "HEY! Racist!"

======Panel 14======

Bee: "Uh...Fin."

==Fun Facts==

*Beaver tends to walk around the house with a plunger.

==References==

None.

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Comic 70

2006-04-11T22:01:02Z

TheGreatTiny: /* References */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:70_15.png|frame|Beaver and Steve feel accomplished after a long day of city saving]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|70}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 15

'''Date:''' May 2, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve defeat Rupert T. Roach once (and for all?)

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]], [[Innocent bystander|Two more innocent bystanders]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[VOILA|VOILA!]]", "[[BLEP|BLEP!]]", "[[WHIRRR]]", "[[PING|PING!]]", "[[BURST|BURST!]]", "[[SMUG]]", "[[CRASH|CRASH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Cramped in a microwave

'''Number of panels:''' 16
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are sitting on dark red cockroach flesh. 
Beaver: "Well, here we are, trapped in the digestive tract of a giant insect..." 
Beaver: "...again." 
Steve: "Well, technically last time it was an arthropod..."

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "And all we've got to eat is this raw egg I took off you 14 episodes ago" 
Steve: "In that case I have just what we need..."

======Panel 3======

Steve reveals a microwave with a VOILA! 
Steve: "A microwave!" 
Beaver is !'ed (shocked). 
Beaver: "A microwave? Why have you got a microwave?" 
Steve: "You know... for snacks.

======Panel 4======

Steve: "Wait! This gives me an idea! 
Beaver (sternly): "Now Steve, I thought we agreed: no more ideas."

======Panel 5======

Steve is looking pensively at the wires in the back of the microwave. 
Steve: "If I could just reverse the polarity.." 
Beaver is worried: "I feel this may invalidate the warranty"

======Panel 6======

Steve is shoving Beaver inside the microwave. 
Beaver is even more worried: "Are you quite sure about this Steve?" 
Steve: "Of course! Now the polarity is reversed, we need to be inside the microwave to be protected from the shrinkifying rays!"

======Panel 7======

Steve has set the timer to 10:00 and is now climbing into the microwave with Beaver. 
Beaver: "Wait... if the cockroach shrinks while we are inside it, won't we be crushed?" 
Steve hits a button with a BLEP!, "No time to think! Must enact poorly conceived plan now!"

======Panel 8======

The microwave WHIRRR's. The timer now reads 09:58. 
Steve (who seems to briefly posess antenae): "Ooh, I'm feeling dizzy..." 
Beaver: "Hey! Don't hog the window seat!"

======Panel 9======

A close up on the microwave timer. 
Beaver: "Do you really think this will work Steve?" 
Steve: "Of course. I got the idea from Superman 2." 
The timer reads 00:02. 
Beaver: "Oh, ok... what?" 
Steve: "Or was it The Fly?" 
The timer reads 00:01 
Beaver: "What!?" 
The timer reads 00:00. It PING!'s to let us know that the protagonists are done.

======Panel 10======

We see Rupert T. Roach and he looks startled. 
Rupert: "I feel a little bilious."

======Panel 11======

Rupert T. Roach BURST!'s and Beaver and Steve are revealed. 
Rupert, noticing Beaver and Steve coming from inside him: "Drat." 
Beaver has a piece of cockroach on his right arm and is thoroughly disgusted. 
Beaver: "Gross!"

======Panel 12======

Steve, SMUG'ly: "Well, Rupert was returned to his normal size, so I guess my plan worked, huh?" 
Beaver picks cockroach bit off his arm, looking positively repulsed. 
A deflated/burst Rupert: "I am undone..."

======Panel 13======

Beaver looks at skysraper that reaches his chest in height and a small man on top of the building. 
Beaver: "Uh, Steve are you sure you reversed the polarity?" 
Small man: "Hi" 
Steve: "Maybe this is just a really small town?" 
Another innocent bystander running away: "Oh no! A giant beaver and a weird lizard thing... my greatest fear!"

======Panel 14======

Beaver, smiling: "Oh well, at least we saved the city" 
Steve, also smiling: "Yeah!"

======Panel 15======

Beaver looks accomplished after a hard day's work. 
Steve looks bored.

======Panel 16======

Steve CRASH!'es through the skyscraper nearest him.

==Fun Facts==

*Beaver hasn't seen Superman II, but he's seen The Fly. 
*Apparently, Beaver and Steve have been in giant insects before.

==References==

*[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fly| The Fly]] is a 1958 movie about a half-human half-fly hybrid that is born of a fly and a human inside a teleportation machine that malfunctions. What a Beaver and Steve hybrid look like? This sounds unfeasible enough that we may one day find out! 
*SPOILER ALERT:In the 1980 movie [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_2| Superman 2]], Superman tricks some Kryptonian criminals into a de-powering chamber he himself has been through. Assuming you could "reverse the polarity" of the chamber (microwave), could one possibly depower (shrink, in this case) things outside of it? Apparently not, because... 
*"Reverse the polarity" is just generic technobabble. It's a one-size fits all technobabble phrase used by John Pertwee in his portrayal of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_the_polarity_of_the_neutron_flow| Dr. Who]]. On several occasions, he has been known to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, of a sonic screwdriver, of some dismantled circuitry, and more.

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Comic 70

2006-04-11T22:00:21Z

TheGreatTiny: Auto-generated by the comic page creator

__NOTOC__
[[Image:70_15.png|frame|Beaver and Steve feel accomplished after a long day of city saving]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|70}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 15

'''Date:''' May 2, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve defeat Rupert T. Roach once (and for all?)

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]], [[Innocent bystander|Two more innocent bystanders]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[VOILA|VOILA!]]", "[[BLEP|BLEP!]]", "[[WHIRRR]]", "[[PING|PING!]]", "[[BURST|BURST!]]", "[[SMUG]]", "[[CRASH|CRASH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Cramped in a microwave

'''Number of panels:''' 16
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are sitting on dark red cockroach flesh. 
Beaver: "Well, here we are, trapped in the digestive tract of a giant insect..." 
Beaver: "...again." 
Steve: "Well, technically last time it was an arthropod..."

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "And all we've got to eat is this raw egg I took off you 14 episodes ago" 
Steve: "In that case I have just what we need..."

======Panel 3======

Steve reveals a microwave with a VOILA! 
Steve: "A microwave!" 
Beaver is !'ed (shocked). 
Beaver: "A microwave? Why have you got a microwave?" 
Steve: "You know... for snacks.

======Panel 4======

Steve: "Wait! This gives me an idea! 
Beaver (sternly): "Now Steve, I thought we agreed: no more ideas."

======Panel 5======

Steve is looking pensively at the wires in the back of the microwave. 
Steve: "If I could just reverse the polarity.." 
Beaver is worried: "I feel this may invalidate the warranty"

======Panel 6======

Steve is shoving Beaver inside the microwave. 
Beaver is even more worried: "Are you quite sure about this Steve?" 
Steve: "Of course! Now the polarity is reversed, we need to be inside the microwave to be protected from the shrinkifying rays!"

======Panel 7======

Steve has set the timer to 10:00 and is now climbing into the microwave with Beaver. 
Beaver: "Wait... if the cockroach shrinks while we are inside it, won't we be crushed?" 
Steve hits a button with a BLEP!, "No time to think! Must enact poorly conceived plan now!"

======Panel 8======

The microwave WHIRRR's. The timer now reads 09:58. 
Steve (who seems to briefly posess antenae): "Ooh, I'm feeling dizzy..." 
Beaver: "Hey! Don't hog the window seat!"

======Panel 9======

A close up on the microwave timer. 
Beaver: "Do you really think this will work Steve?" 
Steve: "Of course. I got the idea from Superman 2." 
The timer reads 00:02. 
Beaver: "Oh, ok... what?" 
Steve: "Or was it The Fly?" 
The timer reads 00:01 
Beaver: "What!?" 
The timer reads 00:00. It PING!'s to let us know that the protagonists are done.

======Panel 10======

We see Rupert T. Roach and he looks startled. 
Rupert: "I feel a little bilious."

======Panel 11======

Rupert T. Roach BURST!'s and Beaver and Steve are revealed. 
Rupert, noticing Beaver and Steve coming from inside him: "Drat." 
Beaver has a piece of cockroach on his right arm and is thoroughly disgusted. 
Beaver: "Gross!"

======Panel 12======

Steve, SMUG'ly: "Well, Rupert was returned to his normal size, so I guess my plan worked, huh?" 
Beaver picks cockroach bit off his arm, looking positively repulsed. 
A deflated/burst Rupert: "I am undone..."

======Panel 13======

Beaver looks at skysraper that reaches his chest in height and a small man on top of the building. 
Beaver: "Uh, Steve are you sure you reversed the polarity?" 
Small man: "Hi" 
Steve: "Maybe this is just a really small town?" 
Another innocent bystander running away: "Oh no! A giant beaver and a weird lizard thing... my greatest fear!"

======Panel 14======

Beaver, smiling: "Oh well, at least we saved the city" 
Steve, also smiling: "Yeah!"

======Panel 15======

Beaver looks accomplished after a hard day's work. 
Steve looks bored.

======Panel 16======

Steve CRASH!'es through the skyscraper nearest him.

==Fun Facts==

*Beaver hasn't seen Superman II, but he's seen The Fly. 
*Apparently, Beaver and Steve have been in giant insects before.

==References==

*[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fly| The Fly]] is a 1958 movie about a half-human half-fly hybrid that is born of a fly and a human inside a teleportation machine that malfunctions. What a Beaver and Steve hybrid look like? This sounds unfeasible enough that we may one day find out! 
*[b]SPOILER ALERT:[/b]In the 1980 movie [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_2| Superman 2]], Superman tricks some Kryptonian criminals into a de-powering chamber he himself has been through. Assuming you could "reverse the polarity" of the chamber (microwave), could one possibly depower (shrink, in this case) things outside of it? Apparently not, because... 
*"Reverse the polarity" is just generic technobabble. It's a one-size fits all technobabble phrase used by John Pertwee in his portrayal of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_the_polarity_of_the_neutron_flow| Dr. Who]]. On several occasions, he has been known to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, of a sonic screwdriver, of some dismantled circuitry, and more.

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File:70 15.png

2006-04-11T21:05:07Z

TheGreatTiny: Comic 70, panel 15.

Comic 70, panel 15.

Toaster Fairy

2006-04-08T16:40:42Z

TheGreatTiny:

The Toaster Fairy appears in [[Comic 81]] and takes Steve on a day-long magical adventure when all he really wanted was toast. The Toaster Fairy meets his/her untimely end when Steve proceeds to pierce his organs with a slice of bread. Sadly, Steve still doesn't get any toast.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Fairies]]

Necronomicon

2006-04-08T04:38:26Z

TheGreatTiny: /* Appearances */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:Necronomicon.png|frame|Necronomicon]]

An old book containing ancient and evil magic. It also has a nasty frown on its human skin cover.
 

== Appearances ==

*{{ComicLinkShort|73}}, when it sends Beaver and Steve to hell. (Guest comic)
*{{ComicLinkShort|108}}, when it transforms the [[Bookmonger]] into a zombie.

[[Category:Objects]]
[[Category:Books]]

Steve's conscience

2006-04-08T04:35:36Z

TheGreatTiny:

Steve's Conscience has appeared to him twice to advise him, once in [[Comic 7]] and once in [[Comic 66]]. In Comic 7, he appears as a [[Shrimp]], Mario, and Frankenstein's Monster. In Comic 66, the shrimp is alone. The Conscience's advice, however, is usally pretty bad.
[[Category:Characters]]

Shrimp

2006-04-08T03:46:14Z

TheGreatTiny:

One of the manifestation of [[Steve's conscience]], he appears in [[Comic 7]] and [[Comic 66]], advising him to stomp on a bug and push a button, respectively. While seemingly harmless acts on their own, these actions invariably lead to near-fatal disaster for Steve both times.

In addition to being a manifestation of Steve's conscience, the Shrimp has also appeared as a sort of announcer. First, he announces the cliff-hanger-esque ending in [[Comic 7]]. Later on, he appears at the end of [[Comic 38]] to announce the moral of the story.

[[Category:Characters]]

Shrimp

2006-04-07T05:45:03Z

TheGreatTiny:

One of the manifestation of [[Steve's Conscience]], he appears in [[Comic 7]] and [[Comic 66]], advising him to stomp on a bug and push a button, respectively. While seemingly harmless acts on their own, these actions invariably lead to near-fatal disaster for Steve both times.

Comic 66

2006-04-07T05:42:45Z

TheGreatTiny: /* References */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:66_4.png|frame|Steve's 'conscience' appears.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|66}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 11

'''Date:''' April 18, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve are almost saved from doom... almost.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Pandas|Panda]], [[Emotibot]], [[Steve's conscience|Steve's 'conscience']]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[NYEM]]", "[[UNTIE|UNTIE!]]", "[[PFOOF|PFOOF!]]", "[[GRRR|GRRR!]]", "[[PRESS|PRESS!]]", "[[INDIFFERENCE]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 10
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are poised for certain death under a large shoe. NYEM NYEM - A panda chews them closer to death. 
Steve: "Beaver! What are we going to do? We're doomed!" 
Beaver: "Now Steve, I'm sure everything will turn out ok as long as we stay positive!" 
Steve: "Please stop scaring me"

======Panel 2======

Emotibot arrives to save the day! 
Steve: "Emotibot!" 
Beaver: "See... Positive!" 
Steve: "I'm 'positive' you should shut up." 
Emotibot: "Informal non-gender specific greetings! What events are occurring? Emotibot followed the [[Shoe Goblin]]. Do you require rescue?"

======Panel 3======

UNTIE! Emotibot responds to Beaver's requests. 
Beaver: "Yes! Untie us! Quickly!" 
Emotibot: "Emotibot will be happy to complete this function! Running system diagnostic... Status = 'Giddy with joy'!"

======Panel 4======

PFOOF! Steve's 'Conscience' appears. 
Steve's Conscience GRRR!'s.

======Panel 5======

Steve's Conscience: "Psst! Hey kid, why don't you press those buttons. I bet something cool will happen." 
Steve: "A-Are you my conscience?"

======Panel 6======

Steve's Conscience contemplates his response.

======Panel 7======

Steve's Conscience: "Yeah kid, sure I'm your conscience. Now just press the buttons." 
Steve: "You're the best conscience ever!"

======Panel 8======

Steve reaches for a button on Emotibot. 
Emotibot: "Emotibot will have you out of here in approximately 1.2 jiffys!"

======Panel 9======

PRESS! Beaver's foot hits the "Apathy" button on Emotibot.

======Panel 10======

INDIFFERENCE - Apathy takes over Emotibot. 
Emotibot: "Meh, I'll do it later" 
Beaver: "Huh? What happened?" 
Steve: "Um... computer virus?"

==Fun Facts==

*Emotibot's other three buttons in this strip say "Lust", "Glib" and "Maudlin".

==References==

This is not the first time this [[Shrimp]] has given Steve bad advice. In [[Comic 7]], he (along with Mario and Frankenstein's monster) advise Steve to stomp on a bug.

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Delivery Man

2006-04-07T04:30:23Z

TheGreatTiny:

Another appearance of the meek [[Moustache Guy]], delivering bees to [[Steve]] in [[Comic 105]] so Steve can start on his path to living a good life.

[[Category:Characters]]

FLOAT

2006-04-05T23:39:23Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of escaping a helicopter explosion via parachute in [[Comic 69]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

GLAAAAH

2006-04-05T23:39:07Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of [[Rupert T. Roach]] opening his mouth to swallow [[Beaver]] and [[Steve]] in [[Comic 69]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

FLOAT

2006-04-05T23:38:05Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of escaping a helicopter explosion via parachute in [[Comic 69]].

KA-SHOE-BOOM

2006-04-05T23:30:21Z

TheGreatTiny:

The special sound made by an explosion involving a shoe. Specifically [[The Master Shoe]], in [[Comic 69]].

OUTTACONTROL

2006-04-05T23:29:23Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of a helicopter spinning out of control into a building! Eek! Appears in [[Comic 69]].

WUDDA WUDDA

2006-04-05T23:28:35Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound a helicopter makes in midair. Appears twice in [[Comic 69]] (once with an exclamation point, and once without).

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

PAF

2006-04-05T23:27:40Z

TheGreatTiny:

Sound Steve makes when rubbing his hands together ominously in [[Comic 69]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

CRASH

2006-04-05T23:26:21Z

TheGreatTiny:

Sound made by [[Rupert T. Roach]] while breaking a skyscraper in [[Comic 69]].

Also, onomatopoeia made by [[Steve]] when he stumbles on something while playing with the [[Ninjas]] and wakes up [[Beaver]] in [[Comic 84]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

YANK

2006-04-05T23:22:47Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of a Shoe Goblin being besocked in [[Comic 68]].

Also, the sound of Satan opening a curtain to reveal Steve's sins in [[Comic 101]]

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

TIP

2006-04-05T23:20:34Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of giving a 20 bill to a hell guide for showing you to your place of torture. Appears in [[Comic 100]]

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Comic 69

2006-04-05T19:04:22Z

TheGreatTiny: Auto-generated by the comic page creator

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[[Image:69_3.png|frame|Beaver and Steve are hot on Rupert's trail]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|69}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 14

'''Date:''' April 29, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve find Rupert T Roach and he finds them too piquant

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[PAF|PAF!]]", "[[WUDDA WUDDA]]", "[[CRASH|CRASH!]]", "[[OUTTACONTROL|OUTTACONTROL!]]", "[[KA-SHOE-BOOM|KA-SHOE-BOOM!]]", "[[FLOAT|FLOAT!]]", "[[GLAAAAH]]", "[[GLOMP|GLOMP!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 10
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Outside, in the car park... 
Beaver: "Ok, the shoe goblin was inside, so the master shoe must be around here somewhere..." 
Steve PAF!'s his hands together 
Steve: "Yes, but where" 

======Panel 2======

Beaver points at the Master Shoe, parked in the handicapped spot. 
Beaver: "Actually, it's right there." 
Steve: "You have the eyes of a hawk!"

======Panel 3======

Shortly... 
Beaver and Steve are in a helicopter which is propelling itself with a WUDDA WUDDA. 
Beaver: "He must have come this way -- there's hardly a building standing!"

======Panel 4======

Close up on Beaver and Steve in the helicopter (which is not currently WUDDA WUDDA'ing) 
Beaver: "Do you see him?" 
Steve, looking through binoculars: "Wait, what does he look like again?"

======Panel 5======

Steve's view through the binoculars reveals Rupert T Roach CRASH!'ing through a skyscraper. 
Steve: "Oh yeah, I remember now: 200ft tall cockroach in a hat, right?" 
Rupert: Call that nouveau baroque? Faugh! I call thee nouveau detritus!"

======Panel 6======

We see Beaver and Steve in the helicopter again. 
Steve reaches for the controls: "Can I have a go at flying now?" 
Beaver is terrified: "What? No! Steve! Let Go!"

======Panel 7======

The helicopter propels itself toward a building in an OUTTACONTROL! fashion with a WUDDA WUDDA! of panic. 
Steve: "Ooh. I think I found a building that's still standing..."

======Panel 8======

The helicopter explodes upon impact with the building with a KA-SHOE-BOOM!, causing the building to crack. 
Beaver, along with Steve hanging onto him FLOAT! down on a parachute. 
Beaver: "Well, atleast (sic) we got out in one piece."

======Panel 9======

Beaver and Steve float down toward Rupert T Roach's mouth, which is open with a hearty GLAAAAH.

======Panel 10======

Rupert T. Roach GLOMP!'s Beaver and Steve. 
Rupert T. Roach: "Hmm... a trifle piquant for my tastes..." 
Beaver or Steve, from inside Rupert: Hey!

==Fun Facts==

Roaches can taste things even if they swallow them whole (so perhaps they taste with their stomachs?).

==References==

None.

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File:69 3.png

2006-04-05T18:46:35Z

TheGreatTiny: comic 69, panel 3

comic 69, panel 3

WAG

2006-04-05T15:02:53Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of Steve's finger being sternly shaken (wagged) in [[Comic 68]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

MUTED RAGE

2006-04-05T15:01:39Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of RAGE with a soft barrier covering it (appears in [[Comic 68]]).

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

YANK

2006-04-05T14:59:11Z

TheGreatTiny:

The sound of a Shoe Goblin being besocked in Comic 68.

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Comic 68

2006-04-05T07:53:30Z

TheGreatTiny: Auto-generated by the comic page creator

__NOTOC__
'''Link:''' {{Comic|68}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 13

'''Date:''' April 25, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve remember to get the Shoe

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Waiter]] ([[Moustache Guy]]), [[Shoe Goblin]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[ADJUST|ADJUST!]]", "[[PUSH|PUSH!]]", "[[SHOE|SHOE!]]", "[[YANK]]", "[[MUTED RAGE]]", "[[WAG|WAG!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 12
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver: Well, we're free, but we still don't have the shoe. What are we going to do? 
Steve, as he ADJUSTS!s his pelvis (which seems to have been returned to its rightful place): Go for lunch?

======Panel 2======

One hour later... 
Beaver, as he PUSH!es the empty plate away from him: Woo, I'm stuffed. Now, wasn't there something we had to do...? 
Steve: Dessert?

======Panel 3======

Beaver is startled to hear a familiar voice behind him: 
The top of the Shoe Goblin's head: I'll have the chicken chaussure in a choux pastry... 
([[Moustache Guy]] as the [[Waiter]] is taking the order)

======Panel 4======

Shoe Goblin (still holding the menu, with the caption MENU on it): YOU! 
Beaver: You tricked us... which is really mean! Now give us back the shoe... and say sorry!

======Panel 5======

Shoe Goblin, angrily: I'll never give ye the shoe of my ancestors! Never! 
Beaver (to Steve): Psst! Steve, you cause a distraction, I'll try and get around behind him!

======Panel 6======

Steve, perplexed: Distraction...?

======Panel 7======

Steve is SHOE!ed in the head with a ... shoe, by the off-stage Shoe Goblin.

======Panel 8======

Beaver, now behind the Shoe Goblin: Nice work Steve! 
Shoe Goblin: Ach!

======Panel 9======

Beaver YANK!s a very large sock over the Shoe Goblin. 
Shoe Goblin: Curse ye! I am besocked!

======Panel 10======

The Shoe Goblin expiences MUTED RAGE within the giant sock. 
Steve, WAG!ing his finger at the Besocked Shoe Goblin: Well I hope this has taught you a lesson: hitting people with shoes isn't nice!

======Panel 11======

Waiter, meekly (holding a piece of paper with BILL written on it): Your bill, sir...

======Panel 12======

Steve SHOE!s the Waiter, who spits out two (presumably) teeth on impact. 
Steve: RUN!

==Fun Facts==

The regular panels are blue; the ANGRY panels are pink.

==References==

None.

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Comic 58

2006-04-05T07:37:56Z

TheGreatTiny: /* Fun Facts */

__NOTOC__
[[image:58_2.png|frame|A whirlygig!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|58}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 3

'''Date:''' March 21, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve microwaves a cockroach.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[BLEP|BLEP!]]", "[[WHIRRRR]]", "[[GRAAAA|GRAAAA!]]", "[[PING|PING!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 4
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: (operating the microwave) "Hmm... what setting shall I use?"

======Panel 2======

Steve: "...this one'll do" 
Steve presses the "MUTATE" button with a BLEP! 
Rupert: "What fun! A whirlygig!"

======Panel 3======

Beaver: (entering the scene) "Mmm... that smells good. What's cooking?" 
Microwave WHIRRRR's.

======Panel 4======

Microwave PING!'s, a mutated Rupert breaks out with a GRAAAA! 
Steve: "Uh... pizza?"

==Fun Facts==

The timer on the microwave reads "00:00" throughout this comic. As [[James]] explained, "It starts instantaneously after the end of the 2nd panel, and beaver speaks in the third panel just as it reaches zero. We see the zero before we hear the ping because light travels faster than sound. I have it all figured out." ([http://www.beaverandsteve.com/comments.php?show=58 Reference])

Apparently Beaver has a full set of teeth behind his bucktooth, as evidenced by the last panel.

==References==

None.

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Comic 58

2006-04-05T07:20:12Z

TheGreatTiny: /* Fun Facts */

__NOTOC__
[[image:58_2.png|frame|A whirlygig!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|58}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 3

'''Date:''' March 21, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve microwaves a cockroach.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[BLEP|BLEP!]]", "[[WHIRRRR]]", "[[GRAAAA|GRAAAA!]]", "[[PING|PING!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 4
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: (operating the microwave) "Hmm... what setting shall I use?"

======Panel 2======

Steve: "...this one'll do" 
Steve presses the "MUTATE" button with a BLEP! 
Rupert: "What fun! A whirlygig!"

======Panel 3======

Beaver: (entering the scene) "Mmm... that smells good. What's cooking?" 
Microwave WHIRRRR's.

======Panel 4======

Microwave PING!'s, a mutated Rupert breaks out with a GRAAAA! 
Steve: "Uh... pizza?"

==Fun Facts==

The timer on the microwave reads "00:00" throughout this comic. As [[James]] explained, "It starts instantaneously after the end of the 2nd panel, and beaver speaks in the third panel just as it reaches zero. We see the zero before we hear the ping because light travels faster than sound. I have it all figured out." ([http://www.beaverandsteve.com/comments.php?show=58 Reference])

Apparently Beaver has a full set of teath behind his bucktooth, as evidenced by the last panel.

==References==

None.

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Moustache Guy

2006-04-05T06:41:57Z

TheGreatTiny: /* Appearances */

[[Image:20_4.png|frame|One of Moustache Guy's most memorable moments.]]

Ah, the noble Moustache Guy. What can be said about him? Or rather, what can't be said about him? He fills various generic-human-male roles in the Beaver and Steve saga. He does them all, usually comatose appearances, but recently he seems to have become more animated. There are many variations to this obseqious fellow, but fear not - they can all be easily recognized by the telltale moustache, with bristles like that of a type of strange brush.

==Appearances==

*[[Man walking his dog]] in [[Comic 14]]
*"Himself" in [[Comic 20]]
*[[Mr. Zookeeper man]] in [[Comic 28]]
*[[Waiter]] in [[Comic 68]]
*[[Delivery man]] in [[Comic 105]]
*[[Bookmonger]] in [[Comic 108]]
*[[Manager]] in [[Comic 138]]

==Outside references==

The Moustache Guy was such a captivating character that he was the only non-titular character from Beaver and Steve to be featured in [http://www.ggcmedia.com/index.php?display=vs8 this silly little flash toon]. And shortly thereafter, in [http://www.ggcmedia.com/index.php?display=8sb its sequel].

[[Category:Characters]]

Comic 59

2006-04-05T06:32:56Z

TheGreatTiny: /* References */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:59_3.png|frame|Panic! Action! Narrow escapes!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|59}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 4

'''Date:''' March 25, 2005

'''Summary:''' Rupert the cockroach grows to gigantic proportions and starts destroying the city.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]], [[Innocent bystander]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[G-R-O-W|G-R-O-W!]]", "[[WHACHUNK|WHACHUNK!]]", "[[BREAKK|BREAKK!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 4
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve watch Rupert T. Roach G-R-O-W! enormously. 
Rupert: "What a disconcerting sensation..."

======Panel 2======

Rupert looks down on Beaver and Steve in triumph. 
Rupert: "Ha-Ha! And so, you diminitive dimwits, it would seem the tables have been turned! The shoe, as they say, is upon the proverbial 'other foot'!" 
Steve: "I think he wants to be our friend..."

======Panel 3======

Beaver grabs Steve's arm and drags him away as a giant leg of Rupert WHACHUNK!'s into the floor next to them. 
Beaver: "Run!"

======Panel 4======

Outside: Beaver and Steve observe Rupert BREAKK!ing a building and destroying the city. 
Beaver: "Oh no! He's destroying the city! We've got to do something!" 
Steve: "Consider the benefits of a rural lifestyle?" 
Rupert: "Take that oh cankerous construct of my oppressors" 
Innocent bystander: "Aaah! A giant cockroach with a persecution complex... My greatest fear!"

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

~This is possibly a reference to Godzilla or some Godzilla-like concept.
~This is NOT a reference to [http://www.shrunkenheadman.com/animation/ Stoopid Movie], but it's worth checking out for comparison anyhow.
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Comic 59

2006-04-05T06:31:05Z

TheGreatTiny: /* References */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:59_3.png|frame|Panic! Action! Narrow escapes!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|59}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 4

'''Date:''' March 25, 2005

'''Summary:''' Rupert the cockroach grows to gigantic proportions and starts destroying the city.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]], [[Innocent bystander]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[G-R-O-W|G-R-O-W!]]", "[[WHACHUNK|WHACHUNK!]]", "[[BREAKK|BREAKK!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 4
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve watch Rupert T. Roach G-R-O-W! enormously. 
Rupert: "What a disconcerting sensation..."

======Panel 2======

Rupert looks down on Beaver and Steve in triumph. 
Rupert: "Ha-Ha! And so, you diminitive dimwits, it would seem the tables have been turned! The shoe, as they say, is upon the proverbial 'other foot'!" 
Steve: "I think he wants to be our friend..."

======Panel 3======

Beaver grabs Steve's arm and drags him away as a giant leg of Rupert WHACHUNK!'s into the floor next to them. 
Beaver: "Run!"

======Panel 4======

Outside: Beaver and Steve observe Rupert BREAKK!ing a building and destroying the city. 
Beaver: "Oh no! He's destroying the city! We've got to do something!" 
Steve: "Consider the benefits of a rural lifestyle?" 
Rupert: "Take that oh cankerous construct of my oppressors" 
Innocent bystander: "Aaah! A giant cockroach with a persecution complex... My greatest fear!"

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

~This is possibly a reference to Godzilla or some Godzilla-like concept.
~This is NOT a reference to <a href="http://www.shrunkenheadman.com/animation/">Stoopid Movie</a>, but worth checking out for comparison anyhow.
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Comic 59

2006-04-05T06:26:45Z

TheGreatTiny: /* References */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:59_3.png|frame|Panic! Action! Narrow escapes!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|59}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 4

'''Date:''' March 25, 2005

'''Summary:''' Rupert the cockroach grows to gigantic proportions and starts destroying the city.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]], [[Innocent bystander]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[G-R-O-W|G-R-O-W!]]", "[[WHACHUNK|WHACHUNK!]]", "[[BREAKK|BREAKK!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 4
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve watch Rupert T. Roach G-R-O-W! enormously. 
Rupert: "What a disconcerting sensation..."

======Panel 2======

Rupert looks down on Beaver and Steve in triumph. 
Rupert: "Ha-Ha! And so, you diminitive dimwits, it would seem the tables have been turned! The shoe, as they say, is upon the proverbial 'other foot'!" 
Steve: "I think he wants to be our friend..."

======Panel 3======

Beaver grabs Steve's arm and drags him away as a giant leg of Rupert WHACHUNK!'s into the floor next to them. 
Beaver: "Run!"

======Panel 4======

Outside: Beaver and Steve observe Rupert BREAKK!ing a building and destroying the city. 
Beaver: "Oh no! He's destroying the city! We've got to do something!" 
Steve: "Consider the benefits of a rural lifestyle?" 
Rupert: "Take that oh cankerous construct of my oppressors" 
Innocent bystander: "Aaah! A giant cockroach with a persecution complex... My greatest fear!"

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

This is possibly a reference to Godzilla or some Godzilla-like concept.

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Comic 61

2006-04-05T05:52:26Z

TheGreatTiny: /* References */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:61_2.png|frame|This might be the Shoe Goblin's House!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|61}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 6

'''Date:''' April 1, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve find the Shoe Goblin at home

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Shoe Goblin]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' none!

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' To be cont.

'''Number of panels:''' 5
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver is looking up from a piece of paper: Well, I think this is the place... 
Steve is skeptical: Are you sure?

======Panel 2======

Camera angle does a 180 and we see they are looking at a Shoe-shaped house. 
Beaver: I've a feeling it might be...

======Panel 3======

Beaver and Steve peer into a rounded doorway. 
Beaver: Hello? 
Beaver: Anybody Home?

======Panel 4======

We see a black chair with the Shoe Goblin's jingly hat visible from above and his pointy green clogs visible from the bottom. 
Shoe Goblin, (poorly concealed): Welcome...

======Panel 5======

The chair swivels around with fantastic force. 
Shoe Goblin (looking stern, holding an evil villains' pipe, and stroking his pet shoe): ... I've been expectin' ye...

==Fun Facts==

~Shocking as it may be, everything in the Shoe Goblin's life is Shoe themed, including his house and pets. 
~Also, the Shoe Goblin has his fireplace going.

==References==

The Shoe Goblin's menacing chair and shoe are yet another parody on Ernst Stavro Blofeld, a recurring villain in James Bond films. Blofeld's signature is to be hidden in the shadow and stroking his pet cat (The Shoe Goblin is stroking his pet Shoe) and has inspired MANY parodies. Most notable parodies include Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, Dr. Claw in Inspector Gadget, and The Shoe Goblin in Beaver and Steve. Blofeld, however, doesn't have a pipe that I am aware of, nor does he ever say the "I've been expecting you" line, even though it is often attributed to him. It's probably from some other James Bond movie, but... *shrugs* I dunno!

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Comic 61

2006-04-05T05:48:59Z

TheGreatTiny: Auto-generated by the comic page creator

__NOTOC__
[[Image:61_2.png|frame|This might be the Shoe Goblin's House!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|61}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 6

'''Date:''' April 1, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve find the Shoe Goblin at home

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Shoe Goblin]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' none!

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' To be cont.

'''Number of panels:''' 5
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver is looking up from a piece of paper: Well, I think this is the place... 
Steve is skeptical: Are you sure?

======Panel 2======

Camera angle does a 180 and we see they are looking at a Shoe-shaped house. 
Beaver: I've a feeling it might be...

======Panel 3======

Beaver and Steve peer into a rounded doorway. 
Beaver: Hello? 
Beaver: Anybody Home?

======Panel 4======

We see a black chair with the Shoe Goblin's jingly hat visible from above and his pointy green clogs visible from the bottom. 
Shoe Goblin, (poorly concealed): Welcome...

======Panel 5======

The chair swivels around with fantastic force. 
Shoe Goblin (looking stern, holding an evil villains' pipe, and stroking his pet shoe): ... I've been expectin' ye...

==Fun Facts==

~Shocking as it may be, everything in the Shoe Goblin's life is Shoe themed, including his house and pets. 
~Also, the Shoe Goblin has his fireplace going.

==References==

The Shoe Goblin's menacing chair and shoe are yet another parody on Ernst Stavro Blofeld, a recurring villain in James Bond films. Blofeld's signature is to be hidden in the shadow and stroking his pet cat (The Shoe Goblin is stroking his pet Shoe) and has inspired MANY parodies. Most notable parodies include Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, Dr. Claw in Inspector Gadget, and The Shoe Goblin in Beaver and Steve. Blofeld, however, doesn't have a pipe that I am aware of, no does he ever say the "I've been expecting you" line, even though it is often attributed to him. It's probably from some other James Bond movie, but... *shrugs* I dunno!

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File:61 2.png

2006-04-05T05:41:01Z

TheGreatTiny: Comic 61, panel 2.

Comic 61, panel 2.

Dictionary

2005-12-22T22:24:13Z

TheGreatTiny:

The Dictionary Beaver and Steve use appears in [[Comic 10|Comic 10]] and has a longer name: A-Z of WORDS. It also has a graphical representation of the title on its cover (which shows an apple dash zebra). If you think that this suggests that the dictionary is simplistic and incomplete (as any dictionary would be that starts with apple and not aardvark), you are mistaken, as it contains the following entry: 'Qi: The circulating life energy that in Chinese philosophy is thought to be inherent in all things.' So there, nyeh.
[[Category:Objects]]
[[Category:Books]]

Dictionary

2005-12-22T22:22:26Z

TheGreatTiny:

NYEM

2005-12-22T22:09:08Z

TheGreatTiny:

"Nyem Nyem" is a sound Pandas make when they eat.
[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

NYEM

2005-12-22T22:07:13Z

TheGreatTiny:

"Nyem Nyem" is a sound Pandas make when they eat.

Comic 24

2005-12-22T22:05:40Z

TheGreatTiny: Auto-generated by the comic page creator

__NOTOC__
[[Image:24_8.png|frame|A sign we've all seen at the zoo: "please do not punch the pandas"]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|24}}

'''Title:''' going to the zoo zoo zoo - part 2 2 2

'''Date:''' November 19, 2004

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve encounter just the cutest panda at the zoo!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Pandas]](although we only encounter one here)

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[MEW]]", "[[NYEM]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 11
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are standing at a barrier. 
Beaver: Look Steve! Panda!

======Panel 2======

A panda is sitting on the ground with a stick of bamboo and looking glum. "MEW" 
Beaver: Isn't he just the cutest!

======Panel 3======

Steve, looking mighty unamused: Rumble rumble... stupid no good pandas...

======Panel 4======

Glum panda tilts head in a questioning manner. "MEW" "MEW"

======Panel 5======

Steve, looking downright angry: ...Sittin' there with his fancy bamboo...

======Panel 6======

Panda NYEM NYEM's on his fancy bamboo. "MEW"

======Panel 7======

Steve, climbing over the barrier: That's it! I'm going in there! 
Beaver, stopping him: Steve! Wait!

======Panel 8======

Beaver, pointing at a sign: Look! 
Sign shows a person punching a panda's lights out. Caption on the sign: PLEASE do not punch the pandas 
Steve looks surprised to see the sign.

======Panel 9======

Steve, angrily addressing the panda: OK Panda, you win this round but next time you won't be so lucky. Next time the day will be MINE.

======Panel 10======

The panda MEW's questioningly.

======Panel 11======

a zoom in on the panda's eyes. MEW

==Fun Facts==

This is the first appearance of a panda in Beaver and Steve and where we learn of Steve's seemingly irrational hatred of '''[[Pandas|them]]''' (but we're sure Steve has a perfectly legitimate reason).

==References==

None.
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