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<div>[[image:Qual.jpg|right|frame|Qual'n'Gurtha attempts to eat a tree, from [[Comic 160]]]]<br />
Qual'n'Gurtha is a green one-eyed octopus monster. In his own words, he is an "eater of worlds", "devourer of suns" and "gormand of galaxies". [[Steve]] releases him from a behind a [[Recurring_Themes#Opening_of_Forbidden_Doors|door which shouldn't be opened]] in [[Comic 159]]. Qual'n'Gurtha declares his intent to end our pitiful universe, starting, in [[Comic 160]], with cakes baked by [[Beaver]] - but (luckily) the cakes prove more filling than he expects.<br />
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Just two of his tentacles are visible in a filler strip ([[Comic 223]]). <br />
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Qual'n'Gurtha also appears in a guest strip ([[Comic 226]]) by Chris Yates. He attempts to buy a can of [[Wikipedia:Dr_Pepper|Dr Pepper]], and [[Steve]] lends him a quarter. However, he must settle for a can of [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi]] instead - which he is unable to open, as he is poorly equipped for the task (having only tentacles).<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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In the guest strip, Qual'n'Gurtha is blue instead of green.<br />
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<div>==Recurring Themes==<br />
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===Steve and Toasters===<br />
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Steve has, many times, run into problems with toasters. This seems to be the result of an unfeasible conspiracy against Steve; every time Steve attempts to make toast, something goes horribly wrong with the toaster. For example, various toasters have turned out to be fairies, [[Wikipedia:Transformers|Transformer]]-esque robots, or haunted.<br />
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Steve's problems with toast date even further back than these toaster troubles: at one point, Steve attempted to butter his toast only to discover that the [[butter]] had become a foul-tasting, three-eyed being.<br />
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===Fairies===<br />
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Magical [[:Category:Fairies|fairies]] make regular appearances in Beaver and Steve. These have included the [[Meat Fairy]], the [[Good Fairy of the East]], toaster fairies, mine pixies, etc.<br />
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===Removal of Body Parts===<br />
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Various appendages and body parts are removed frequently in this comic. In one case, an awkward situation arose when Steve discovered [[Moustache Guy]]'s disembodied [[nipples]] while bathing in a hot tub ([[Comic 20]]). In another, Beaver somehow obtained another (or possibly the same) man's nose. Beaver [[Comic 67|once]] removed [[Steve's pelvis]] and used it to escape from the Shoe Goblin's clutches. And while playing a game of chase in [[Comic 144]], Beaver accidentally removes [[Steve's tail]] (which is an evolutionary throwback from the days when Steve's race had to escape the [[Sky-Octopus]]), which then turns into a miniature version of Steve and tries to cut off Beavers' tail. (The real Steve then cuts off Beaver's tail and attaches it to himself.)<br />
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===Steve's Inner Demons===<br />
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Steve sometimes struggles with his inner demons, in a very literal sense. Steve's body has been occupied by actual demons who emerge every thousand years, a [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]]-esque man in a top hat, and [[Loki]], the Norse god of mischief.<br />
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===Steve and Turnips===<br />
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Steve regularly runs afoul of the hideously healthy and forceful turnip. Steve has a rational fear of the turnip, since the turnip for its part is determined to force Steve to eat it, by any means. Usually, this confrontation is played out first by trickery (by the turnip), after which the turnip violently leaps down Steve's throat.<br />
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===Opening of Forbidden Doors===<br />
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Steve seems to find it impossible not to open doors that are clearly never to be opened. In [[comic 159]], Steve opens a door and releases the mighty and terrible [[Qual'n'Gurtha]], which leads to all sorts of unfeasible hi-jinks. Again, in [[comic 170]], he smashes the 'Lovely Lock' that seals the portal between [[Pixie Land]] and [[Gremlinopolis]], thus allowing the Gremlins to invade [[Pixie Land]] and enslave the Pixie population. Beaver in fact refers to this theme when he says "I thought we'd agreed: no more running gags."<br />
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[[category:Beaver and Steve]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Qual%27n%27GurthaQual'n'Gurtha2007-07-01T20:20:35Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:Qual.jpg|right|frame|Qual'n'Gurtha attempts to eat a tree, from [[Comic 160]]]]<br />
Qual'n'Gurtha is a green one-eyed octopus monster. In his own words, he is an "eater of worlds", "devourer of worlds" and "gourmand of galaxies". [[Beaver]] releases him from a behind a door which shouldn't be opened in [[Comic 159]]. Qual'n'Gurtha declares his intent to end our pitiful universe, starting, in [[Comic 160]], with cakes baked by [[Steve]] - but (luckily) the cakes prove more filling than he expects.<br />
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Just two of his tentacles are visible in a filler strip ([[Comic 223]]). <br />
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Qual'n'Gurtha also appears in a guest strip ([[Comic 226]]) by Chris Yates. He attempts to buy a can of [[Wikipedia:Dr_Pepper|Dr Pepper]], and [[Steve]] lends him a quarter. However, he must settle for a can of [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi]] instead - which he is unable to open, as he is poorly equipped for the task (having only tentacles).<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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In the guest strip, Qual'n'Gurtha is blue instead of green.<br />
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<div>Here's a list of all the BnS comics.<br />
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<div>The sound heard in [[Comic 35]] as [[Steve's Inner Demon]] is hit with a large fly swatter.<br />
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[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=GLOMPGLOMP2007-07-01T10:10:14Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>GLOMP is a sound made when something is consumed as a whole without taking a bite. Glomp is used in the following comics:<br />
* In [[Comic 35]] [[Steve]] swallows his [[Steve's Inner Demon|inner demon]] after it had escaped.<br />
* In [[Comic 69]] [[Rupert T. Roach|Rupert Roach]] eats [[Beaver]] and Steve as they float down with a parachute.<br />
* In [[Comic 126]] Steve swallows a car full of people, seen in [[Comic 125]].<br />
* In [[Comic 235]] Steve reluctantly eats a strawberry creme chocolate at the behest of a cultist.<br />
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Outside the realm of BnS, the not very widely known verb ''"to glomp"'' means something along the lines of ''"to tackle hug"''.<br />
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[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_183Comic 1832007-07-01T10:08:46Z<p>Ridcully: /* References */</p>
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[[Image:183_3.png|frame|Steve reveals his cookbook]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|183}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' baking up trouble - part 1<br />
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'''Date:''' [[May]] 22, 2006<br />
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'''Summary:''' Steve is "baking" (and accidentally summoning) a daemon.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Daemon]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SLOPP]]", "[[STIR|STIR!]]", "[[CLIK]]", "[[TURN]]", "[[TIK]]", "[[RIING]]"<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 9<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Steve is STIR!'ing some dough in a bowl, some of which SLOPP's outside.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Hey Steve! What are you up to today?"<br /><br />
Steve: "I am baking a <u>CAKE</u>"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh boy! Can I help? Do you need me to fetch any ingredients?"<br />
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======Panel 2======<br />
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Beaver is holding a bottle with 50ml of virgin's blood, and Steve reads a book while wearing reading glasses.<br /><br />
Steve: "Hmm... The recipe says I need 50ml of virgin's blood..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh - is that the new Atkins cook book?"<br /><br />
Steve: "No, it's..."<br />
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======Panel 3======<br />
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Steve shows Beaver the book with the text: "[[D&aelig;monic summonation|D&AElig;MONIC SUMMONATION]], a beginners guide (picture of yellow demon head) By J.K Rowling"<br /><br />
Steve: "Oops"<br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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Steve puts the cake in the oven.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh well, you know what I always say: 'Waste not, want not'!"<br /><br />
Steve: "Good point Beaver! In it goes!"<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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Small picture showing Steve setting the timer on 45 minutes with several CLIK's.<br /><br />
Steve: "It needs to cook for 45 minutes..."<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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Small picture showing Steve TURN'ing the gas knob to 666.<br /><br />
Steve: "...at gas mark 666..."<br />
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======Panel 7======<br />
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Steve: "...And now we just have to wait!"<br />
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======Panel 8======<br />
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Picture showing Beaver and Steve by the oven, while the timer TIK's several times.<br />
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======Panel 9======<br />
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[45 minutes later]<br /><br />
The timer RIING's and a buffed-up version of the [[Daemon]] blasts out of the oven.<br /><br />
Daemon: "I HAVE RETURNED!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Well I never would have seen that coming..."<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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*To summon a demon, you need to bake it in a cake (with 50ml of virgin's blood in it), at gas mark 666 ([[Wikipedia:Number of the Beast|Number of the Beast]]) and cook it for 45 minutes.<br /><br />
*It seems Beaver always carries a 50ml bottle of virgin's blood around.<br />
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==References==<br />
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*Beaver makes a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Atkins Nutritional Approach|Atkins Diet]], which has been a subject of controversy for many years.<br />
*[[Wikipedia:J. K. Rowling|J. K. Rowling]], the apparent author of "D&aelig;monic summonation, a beginner's guide" is most widely known as the author of the [[Wikipedia:Harry Potter|Harry Potter]] series.<br /><br />
*The [[Daemon]] bears a striking resemblance to [[Steve's Inner Demon]].<br />
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[[Category:Comics]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_238Comic 2382007-07-01T10:01:43Z<p>Ridcully: /* Fun Facts */</p>
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[[Image:238_4.png|frame|The truth!]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|238}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' ex-stinked - part 1<br />
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'''Date:''' [[November]] 14, 2006<br />
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'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve travel back to prehistoric times to discover the true reason dinosaurs went extinct.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Sun]], [[Stegosaurus]], [[Zombie Dinosaurs]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[THPTT|THPTT!]]", "[[MONCH]]", "[[RUSTLE|RUSTLE!]]", "[[RARGH]]", "[[GRUAAH]]", "[[CRAASH|CRAASH!]]"<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Beaver and Steve are walking through a prehistoric jungle, with a prehistoric Sun in the sky.<br /><br />
A small reptile sticks out its tongue and THPTT!s at Beaver.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Tell me again what we're doing here in the late [[Wikipedia:cretaceous|cretaceous]] era Steve..."<br /><br />
Steve: "We're here to answer once and for all a question that has baffled scientists for decades: ..."<br />
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======Panel 2======<br />
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Steve is surrounded by question marks and pictures depicting dinosaurs in various life-threatening situations, including being frozen in ice, wiped out by a meteor strike or abducted by aliens.<br /><br />
Steve: "... What really killed off the dinosaurs?"<br />
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======Panel 3======<br />
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Beaver and Steve are hiding behind some bushes when they discover a dinosaur in the wild.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh Look! There's one now!"<br /><br />
Steve: "Ah, a noble stegosaurus, most handsome of all the dinosaurs. Let's observe it and see if we can discover a clue to the cause of their extinction..."<br /><br />
The stegosaurus MONCHs away at some flowers, oblivious to the RUSTLE!s coming from the bushes around it.<br /><br />
Steve: "Look - Something's moving in the bushes over there..."<br /><br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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Several rotting dinosaurs CRAASH! out of the jungle.<br /><br />
Steve: "Zombie dinosaurs!"<br /><br />
A zombie brontosaurus takes a BITE! out of the stegosaurus.<br /><br />
Zombie T-Rex: "RARGH" (which appears to translate as: 'BRAAIINS'.)<br /><br />
Zombie Brachiosarus: "GRUAAH" (which translates to: 'GRUAAH'.)<br /><br />
Steve: "Just as I'd always suspected: the dinosaurs were wiped out by a zombie plague!"<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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Steve: "Just wait til the boys at the scientific society hear about this! Come on Beaver, lets get back to the time machine and we'll be sipping champagne before you can say 'We're surrounded by giant undead reptiles with an insatiable hunger for the flesh of the living'!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "But Steve, we're surrounded by giant undead reptiles with an insatiable hunger for the flesh of the living!"<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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Beaver and Steve are surrounded by zombie dinosaurs now.<br /><br />
Steve: "Do you have to always be so literal?"<br /><br />
[To be contd.]<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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*The [[Wikipedia:stegosaurus|stegosaurus]] in this comic resembles Steve in many ways. It may be that Steve is related to this species of dinosaur. This assumes there are others of Steve's kind.<br /><br />
*[[Wikipedia:stegosaurus|Stegosauruses]] appear in the fossil record in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Jurassic late Jurassic] (155-145 million years ago); the late Cretaceous was 100-66 million years ago.<br />
*The Ancient Cretaceous word for "Braaaiins" is, apparently "Rargh". However, "Gruaah" has remained unchanged for 136 million years. This makes "Gruaah" a linguistic [[Wikipedia:cognate|cognate]] to modern English.<br />
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==References==<br />
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None.<br />
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[[Category:Comics]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Qual%27n%27GurthaQual'n'Gurtha2007-07-01T06:18:54Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:Qual.jpg|right|frame|Qual'n'Gurtha attempts to eat a tree, from [[Comic 160]]]]<br />
Qual'n'Gurtha is a green one-eyed octopus monster. In his own words, he is an "eater of worlds", "devourer of worlds" and "gourmand of galaxies". [[Beaver]] releases him from a behind a door which shouldn't be opened in [[Comic 159]]. Qual'n'Gurtha declares his intent to end our pitiful universe, starting, in [[Comic 160]], with cakes baked by [[Steve]] - but (luckily) the cakes prove more filling than he expects.<br />
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Just two of his tentacles are visible in a filler strip ([[Comic 223]]). <br />
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Qual'n'Gurtha also appears in a guest strip ([[Comic 226]]) by Chris Yates. He attempts to buy a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper Dr Pepper], and [[Steve]] lends him a quarter. However, he must settle for a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi Pepsi] instead - which he is unable to open, as he is poorly equipped for the task (having only tentacles).<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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In the guest strip, Qual'n'Gurtha is blue instead of green.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Qual%27n%27GurthaTalk:Qual'n'Gurtha2007-07-01T05:29:30Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>Note to self: never assume you know the alphabet. When in doubt, sing the song... --[[User:Ridcully|Ridcully]] 17:58 1 July 2007 (NZST)</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Qual%27n%27GurthaQual'n'Gurtha2007-07-01T05:28:02Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:Qual.jpg|right|frame|Qual'n'Gurtha attempts to eat a tree, from [[Comic 160]]]]<br />
Qual'n'Gurtha is a green one-eyed octopus monster. In his own words, he is an "eater of worlds", "devourer of worlds" and "gourmand of galaxies". [[Beaver]] releases him from a behind a door which shouldn't be opened in [[Comic 159]]. Qual'n'Gurtha declares his intent to end our pitiful universe, starting, in [[Comic 160]], with cakes baked by [[Steve]] - but (luckily) the cakes prove more filling than he expects.<br />
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Just two of his tentacles are visible in a filler strip ([[Comic 223]]). <br />
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Qual'n'Gurtha also appears in a guest strip ([[Comic 226]]) by Chris Yates. He attempts to buy a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper Dr Pepper], and Steve lends him a quarter. However, he must settle for a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi Pepsi] instead, which he is unable to open, as he is poorly equipped for the task (having only tentacles).<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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In the guest strip, Qual'n'Gurtha is blue instead of green.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Qual%27n%27GurthaQual'n'Gurtha2007-07-01T05:27:44Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:Qual.jpg|right|frame|Qual'n'Gurtha attempts to eat a tree, from [[Comic 160]]]]<br />
Qual'n'Gurtha is a green one-eyed octopus monster. In his own words, he is an "eater of worlds", "devourer of worlds" and "gourmand of galaxies". [[Beaver]] releases him from a behind a door which shouldn't be opened in [[Comic 159]]. Qual'n'Gurtha declares his intent to end our pitiful universe, starting, in [[Comic 160]], with cakes baked by [[Steve]] - but (luckily) the cakes prove more filling than he expects.<br />
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Just two of his tentacles are visible in a filler strip ([[Comic 223]]). <br />
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Qual'n'Gurtha also appears in a guest strip ([[Comic 226]]) by Chris Yates. He attempts to buy a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper Dr Pepper], and Steve lends him a quarter. However, he must settle for a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi Pepsi] instead, which he is unable to open, as he is poorly equipped for the task (having only tentacles).<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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In the guest strip, Qual'n'Gurtha is blue instead of green.<br />
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With this character, there is now a profile in this wiki for a character beginning with every letter of the alphabet except "I" and "V".<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Qual%27n%27GurthaQual'n'Gurtha2007-07-01T05:26:34Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:Qual.jpg|right|frame|Qual'n'Gurtha attempts to eat a tree, from [[Comic 160]]]]<br />
Qual'n'Gurtha is a green one-eyed octopus monster. In his own words, he is an "eater of worlds", "devourer of worlds" and "gourmand of galaxies". [[Beaver]] releases him from a behind a door which shouldn't be opened in [[Comic 159]]. Qual'n'Gurtha declares his intent to end our pitiful universe, starting, in [[Comic 160]], with cakes baked by [[Steve]] - but (luckily) the cakes prove more filling than he expects.<br />
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Just two of his tentacles are visible in a filler strip ([[Comic 223]]). <br />
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Qual'n'Gurtha also appears in a guest strip ([[Comic 226]]) by Chris Yates. He attempts to buy a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper Dr Pepper], and Steve lends him a quarter. However, he must settle for a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi Pepsi] instead, which he is unable to open, as he is poorly equipped for the task (having only tentacles).<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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In the guest strip, Qual'n'Gurtha is blue instead of green.<br />
<br />
With this character, there is now a profile in this wiki for a character beginning with every letter of the alphabet.<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Qual%27n%27GurthaQual'n'Gurtha2007-07-01T05:23:25Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:Qual.jpg|right|frame|Qual'n'Gurtha attempts to eat a tree, from [[Comic 160]]]]<br />
Qual'n'Gurtha is a green one-eyed octopus monster. In his own words, he is an "eater of worlds", "devourer of worlds" and "gourmand of galaxies". [[Beaver]] releases him from a behind a door which shouldn't be opened in [[Comic 159]]. Qual'n'Gurtha declares his intent to end our pitiful universe, starting, in [[Comic 160]], with cakes baked by [[Steve]] - but (luckily) the cakes prove more filling than he expects.<br />
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Just two of his tentacles are visible in a filler strip ([[Comic 223]]). <br />
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Qual'n'Gurtha also appears in a guest strip ([[Comic 226]]) by Chris Yates. He attempts to buy a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper Dr Pepper], and Steve lends him a quarter. However, he must settle for a can of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi Pepsi] instead, which he is unable to open, as he is poorly equipped for the task (having only tentacles).<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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In the guest strip, Qual'n'Gurtha is blue instead of green.<br />
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With this character, there is now a profile in this wiki for a character beginning with every letter of the alphabet.</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Qual.jpgFile:Qual.jpg2007-07-01T05:19:01Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div></div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Zombie_DinosaursZombie Dinosaurs2007-07-01T02:29:02Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:zombie_dinosaurs.jpg|right|frame|Zombie Dinosaurs, from [[Comic 238]]]]<br />
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[[Steve]] discovers on a trip to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretaceous late Cretaceous era] in [[Comic 238]] that the dinosaurs were really wiped out by a zombie plague. While escaping from them with [[Beaver]], he uses his fossilisation ray to turn their bones to solid rock - but the effect wears off after around 65 million years, unleashing a plague of re-animated skeletons of zombified dinosaurs on the present in [[Comic 239]].<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Comic_289Talk:Comic 2892007-06-30T22:10:05Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>Surely the eye-patched bunny is Bos'un Snuggles? --[[User:Ridcully|Ridcully]] 20:58 29 June 2007 (NZST)<br />
:Snuggles is a bear. See [[wikipedia:Snuggle|Snuggle]]. --[[User:Pcj|Pcj]] 14:01, 29 June 2007 (PDT)<br />
::Fair enough. I also failed to notice the anchor on Bo'sun Snuggles' shirt. --[[User:Ridcully|Ridcully]] 10:38 1 July 2007 (NZST)</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Comic_289Talk:Comic 2892007-06-30T22:09:40Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>Surely the eye-patched bunny is Bos'un Snuggles? --[[User:Ridcully|Ridcully]] 20:58 29 June 2007 (NZST)<br />
:Snuggles is a bear. See [[wikipedia:Snuggle|Snuggle]]. --[[User:Pcj|Pcj]] 14:01, 29 June 2007 (PDT)<br />
::Fair enough. I also failed to notice the anchor on Bo'sun Snuggles' shirt. --[[User:Ridcully|Ridcully]] 10:38 H1 July 2007 (NZST)</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Comic_289Talk:Comic 2892007-06-29T20:58:58Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>Surely the eye-patched bunny is Bos'un Snuggles?</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_289Comic 2892007-06-29T20:58:05Z<p>Ridcully: /* Panel 6 */</p>
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[[Image:289_6.png|frame|{{Image:289_6.png}}]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|289}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' it's all relative - part 5<br />
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'''Date:''' [[June]] 29, 2007<br />
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'''Summary:''' Steve accidentally ruins his next birthday as well.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Einstein]], [[Bo'sun Snuggles]], [[Flash Thunderfoot]], [[Valdamon the Sagacious]], [[Atomo: Boy of the Future]], [[The Saurian]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[ACCUSE|ACCUSE!]]", "[[DEJECTED|DEJECTED!]]"<br />
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'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Entering a black hole.<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 7<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Steve: "Oh man, this is terrible! My cake and all my presents have collapsed into a singularity!"<br />
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======Panel 2======<br />
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Steve: "And it's all <u>your</u> fault, imaginary Einstein with a dinosaur body!"<br /><br />
Steve ACCUSE!s Einstein.<br /><br />
Einstein: "Eh? Don't look at me! I'm an imaginary <u>dinosaur</u> with <u>Einstein's</u> head. RAAR!"<br /><br />
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======Panel 3======<br />
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Steve is DEJECTED!.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Don't feel bad Steve! Remember, there's always next year!"<br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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Steve: "By golly you're right Beaver! I'll make sure next year's birthday is the best one ever!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "That's the spirit!"<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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Beaver and Steve wait for the next birthday.<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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Steve's other friends (Bo'sun Snuggles, Flash Thunderfoot, Valdamon the Sagacious, Atomo: Boy of the Future and The Saurian) show up. The black hole is there.<br /><br />
Bo'sun Snuggles: "Hey Steve, sorry we couldn't make it last year, but here we are for this, your next birthday! Woo!"<br />
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======Panel 7======<br />
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Steve's other friends are sucked into the black hole.<br /><br />
Atomo: Boy of the Future: "Oh deeeeeeear!"<br /><br />
The Saurian: "Yuuuuurrr"<br /><br />
Beaver: "I think maybe you should put the black hole away now."<br /><br />
Steve: "Hmm.. I think I might just let it run a couple more years..."<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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*Beaver doesn't celebrate his own birthday.<br />
*Steve probably doesn't like his friends all that much.<br />
*Beaver and Steve remain unaffected by the black hole.<br />
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==References==<br />
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None.<br />
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[[Category:Comics]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Category:OnomatopoeiasCategory:Onomatopoeias2007-06-28T21:19:58Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>Beaver and Steve is known for its frequent use of unusual onomatopoeias (similarly to [[Wikipedia:White Ninja|White Ninja]] and possibly some other comics).<br />
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[[Wikipedia:Onomatopoeia|Its page on Wikipedia]] defines it as such:<br />
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''In rhetoric, linguistics and poetry, onomatopoeia is a figure of speech that employs a word, or occasionally, a grouping of words, that imitates, echoes, or suggests the object it is describing, such as "bang", "click", "fizz", "hush" or "buzz", or animal noises such as "moo" or "quack" or "meow".''<br />
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Below here is a list of all the onomatopoeias used throughout the entire Beaver and Steve comic series. A better summary of all the onomatopoeias in this category ordered by the number of times they've been used, can be found [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/onomatop.php here].<br />
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To add an onomatopoeia article to this list, put '''<nowiki>[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]</nowiki>''' at the bottom of its source code. And make sure you spell it right ;)</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Sausage_SquidSausage Squid2007-06-28T21:19:22Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[Image:180 5.png|frame|The Sausage Squid in mortal combat with the Potato Whale]]<br />
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The Sausage Squid is the mortal enemy of the [[Potato Whale]]. It inititates its attack by squirting onion gravy. The result of the battle between the Sausage Squid anf the Potato Whale has often a fatal outcome for both leviathans, ending in a [[MASH-SPLODE]].<br />
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The Sausage Squid first appeared in [[Comic 180]]. It ended its life in battle with the Potato Whale in [[Comic 181]]. <br />
Apparently they are distantly related to [[Sky-Octopus]].<br />
[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:RidcullyUser:Ridcully2007-06-27T23:49:43Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>Ridcully is a 32 year old Mathematics lecturer in Auckland, New Zealand. He is a new father of twins; how he functions on less than 5 hours sleep a night is one of nature's great mysteries.</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:RidcullyUser:Ridcully2007-06-27T23:47:29Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>Ridcully is a 32 year old Mathematics lecturer in Auckland, New Zealand. He is new father of twins; how he functions on less than 5 hours sleep a night is one of nature's great mysteries.</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Shoe_BearThe Shoe Bear2007-06-27T23:36:11Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:shoebear.png|right|frame|The Shoe Bear, as seen on t-shirts everywhere!]]<br />
The Shoe Bear appears on a t-shirt (for sale at the [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/shop.php Beave and Steve Shop]), as a bear who is ecstatic about shoes ("SHOES - they are like HATS for FEET").<br />
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The Shoe Bear is one of [[Steve]]'s friends. He brings Steve a gift (from the size of the box, possibly a [[Recurring_Themes#Steve_and_toasters|toaster]]) for his birthday in [[Comic 288]].<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Shoe_BearThe Shoe Bear2007-06-27T23:31:39Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:shoebear.png|right|frame|The Shoe Bear, as seen on t-shirts everywhere!]]<br />
The Shoe Bear appears on a t-shirt (for sale at the Beaver and Steve shop http://www.beaverandsteve.com/shop.php) as a character who is ecstatic about shoes ("SHOES - they are like HATS for FEET").<br />
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The Shoe Bear is one of Steve's friends. He brings Steve a gift (from the size of the box, possibly a toaster) for his birthday in [[Comic 288]].<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:Shoebear.pngFile:Shoebear.png2007-06-27T23:30:51Z<p>Ridcully: The Shoe Bear (from t-shirt art).</p>
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<div>The Shoe Bear (from t-shirt art).</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Shoe_BearThe Shoe Bear2007-06-27T23:27:13Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:shoebear.jpg|right|frame|The Shoe Bear, as seen on t-shirts everywhere!]]]<br />
The Shoe Bear appears on a t-shirt (for sale at the Beaver and Steve shop http://www.beaverandsteve.com/shop.php) as a character who is ecstatic about shoes ("SHOES - they are like HATS for FEET").<br />
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The Shoe Bear is one of Steve's friends. He brings Steve a gift (from the size of the box, possibly a toaster) for his birthday in [[Comic 288]].<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Shoe_BearThe Shoe Bear2007-06-27T23:26:31Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>[[image:shoebear.jpg|right|frame|The Shoe Bear, from [[Comic 288]]]]<br />
The Shoe Bear appears on a t-shirt (for sale at the Beaver and Steve shop http://www.beaverandsteve.com/shop.php) as a character who is ecstatic about shoes ("SHOES - they are like HATS for FEET").<br />
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The Shoe Bear is one of Steve's friends. He brings Steve a gift (from the size of the box, possibly a toaster) for his birthday in [[Comic 288]].<br />
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[[Category:Characters]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_288Comic 2882007-06-27T23:14:11Z<p>Ridcully: /* Fun Facts */</p>
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[[Image:288_6.png|frame|{{Image:288_6.png}}]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|288}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' it's all relative - part 4<br />
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'''Date:''' [[June]] 22, 2007<br />
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'''Summary:''' Steve finishes his black hole and unwittingly destroys his birthday party.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[The Shoe Bear]], [[Mr. & Mrs. Condiment]], [[Blimpy]], [[Prince Pup]], [[Signor Mysterioso]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FIDDLE]]", "[[ADJUST]]", "[[CLICK|CLICK!]]", "[[SWIRL|SWIRL!]]", "[[FWWIIII|FWWIIII...]]", "[[IIIIP,|..IIIIP!,]]"<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 7<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Steve: "Hmm.. insert tab P into slot Q..."<br /><br />
Steve FIDDLEs, ADJUSTs, and finally CLICK!s something while reading a page of instructions.<br />
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======Panel 2======<br />
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Steve: "There, finished!"<br /><br />
The black hole SWIRL!s.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now to see if it works..."<br />
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======Panel 3======<br />
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[Seconds later...]<br /><br />
Beaver comes in holding a cake.<br /><br />
Beaver: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE! See &ndash; waiting a week wasn't so hard, was it?"<br /><br />
Steve: "Oh no Beaver, the time just <u>flew</u> by...hee hee!"<br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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The black hole begins to suck the cake in with a FWWIIII...<br /><br />
Beaver: "Whoops"<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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The cake disappears with a ..IIIIP!<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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Steve's friends (The Shoe Bear, Mr & Mrs Condiment, Blimpy, Prince Pup and Signor Mysterioso) appear.<br /><br />
Steve's Friends: "SURPRISE!"<br /><br />
The Shoe Bear: "Hey Steve! All your friends are here for a surprise party! Happy..."<br />
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======Panel 7======<br />
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Steve's Friends get sucked into the black hole.<br /><br />
The Shoe Bear: "Birthdaaaaaaaaay"<br /><br />
Steve: "I think I might have noticed a slight flaw in my plan."<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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* Neither Beaver nor Steve appear to be affected at all by the black hole's gravity. <br />
* Steve has only one candle on his cake.<br />
* Steve does have friends besides Beaver and Emotibot.<br />
* One of Steve's 6 friends does not shout "SURPRISE!" (count the speech bubble pointy-bits).<br />
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==References==<br />
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None.<br />
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[[Category:Comics]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_256Comic 2562007-01-29T05:23:41Z<p>Ridcully: /* Panel 4 */</p>
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[[Image:256_4.png|frame|Steve sets the flower free]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|256}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' GUEST STRIP! by Ty Halley<br />
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'''Date:''' [[January]] 26, 2007<br />
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'''Summary:''' Steve berates Beaver about his attitude to potted plants.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SHOW|SHOW!]]", "[[STRUGGLE]]"<br />
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'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Typed in Courier New.<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 7<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Beaver and Steve are in black and white. Beaver SHOW!s a flower in a pot to Steve.<br /><br />
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Beaver: "Look Steve, I bought us a potted plant!"<br /><br />
Steve: "The horror!!"<br />
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======Panel 2======<br />
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Steve shows Beaver his AETP badge.<br /><br />
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Steve: "You may not be aware of this Beaver but I'm a member of the AETP, that is: Animals for the Ethical Treatment of Plants. And I can not stand by and allow you to continue in this kind of behaviour on my watch."<br />
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======Panel 3======<br />
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Beaver and Steve STRUGGLE over control of the potted plant.<br /><br />
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Beaver: "Hey, watch it there!"<br /><br />
Steve: "It's for your own moral good!"<br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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Steve tosses the potted plant into the air.<br /><br />
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Steve: "And there! Go free little flower, into the wild where you belong!"<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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Steve looks at the broken potted plant on the ground, with a knowing smile.<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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Steve looks more carefully at the broken potted plant on the ground, now uncertain.<br />
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======Panel 7======<br />
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Steve is aghast.<br /><br />
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Steve: "Oh god! What have I done?"<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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None.<br />
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==References==<br />
The AETP is a reference to PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals: http://www.peta.org/<br />
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[[Category:Guest comics]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_256Comic 2562007-01-27T07:43:35Z<p>Ridcully: /* References */</p>
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[[Image:256_4.png|frame|Steve sets the flower free]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|256}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' GUEST STRIP! by Ty Halley<br />
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'''Date:''' [[January]] 26, 2007<br />
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'''Summary:''' Steve berates Beaver about his attitude to potted plants.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SHOW|SHOW!]]", "[[STRUGGLE]]"<br />
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'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Typed in Courier New.<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 7<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Beaver and Steve are in black and white. Beaver SHOW!s a flower in a pot to Steve.<br /><br />
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Beaver: "Look Steve, I bought us a potted plant!"<br /><br />
Steve: "The horror!!"<br />
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======Panel 2======<br />
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Steve shows Beaver his AETP badge.<br /><br />
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Steve: "You may not be aware of this Beaver but I'm a member of the AETP, that is: Animals for the Ethical Treatment of Plants. And I can not stand by and allow you to continue in this kind of behaviour on my watch."<br />
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======Panel 3======<br />
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Beaver and Steve STRUGGLE over control of the potted plant.<br /><br />
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Beaver: "Hey, watch it there!"<br /><br />
Steve: "It's for your own moral good!"<br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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Steve tosses the potted plant into the air.<br /><br />
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Steve: And there! Go free little flower, into the wild where you belong!<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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Steve looks at the broken potted plant on the ground, with a knowing smile.<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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Steve looks more carefully at the broken potted plant on the ground, now uncertain.<br />
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======Panel 7======<br />
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Steve is aghast.<br /><br />
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Steve: "Oh god! What have I done?"<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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None.<br />
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==References==<br />
The AETP is a reference to PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals: http://www.peta.org/<br />
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[[Image:256_4.png|frame|Steve sets the flower free]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|256}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' GUEST STRIP! by Ty Halley<br />
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'''Date:''' [[January]] 26, 2007<br />
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'''Summary:''' Steve berates Beaver about his attitude to potted plants.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SHOW|SHOW!]]", "[[STRUGGLE]]"<br />
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'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Typed in Courier New.<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 7<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Beaver and Steve are in black and white. Beaver SHOW!s a flower in a pot to Steve.<br /><br />
<br /><br />
Beaver: "Look Steve, I bought us a potted plant!"<br /><br />
Steve: "The horror!!"<br />
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======Panel 2======<br />
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Steve shows Beaver his AETP badge.<br /><br />
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Steve: "You may not be aware of this Beaver but I'm a member of the AETP, that is: Animals for the Ethical Treatment of Plants. And I can not stand by and allow you to continue in this kind of behaviour on my watch."<br />
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======Panel 3======<br />
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Beaver and Steve STRUGGLE over control of the potted plant.<br /><br />
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Beaver: "Hey, watch it there!"<br /><br />
Steve: "It's for your own moral good!"<br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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Steve tosses the potted plant into the air.<br /><br />
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Steve: And there! Go free little flower, into the wild where you belong!<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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Steve looks at the broken potted plant on the ground, with a knowing smile.<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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Steve looks more carefully at the broken potted plant on the ground, now uncertain.<br />
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======Panel 7======<br />
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Steve is aghast.<br /><br />
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Steve: "Oh god! What have I done?"<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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None.<br />
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==References==<br />
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None.<br />
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[[Category:Guest comics]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:256_4.pngFile:256 4.png2007-01-27T07:32:19Z<p>Ridcully: Steve sets the flower free!</p>
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<div>Steve sets the flower free!</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_19Comic 192007-01-08T00:03:49Z<p>Ridcully: /* Fun Facts */</p>
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[[image:19_6.png|frame|Beaver becomes intimate with the spider.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|19}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' freedom is the right of all sentient beings<br />
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'''Date:''' [[November]] 1, 2004<br />
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'''Summary:''' Steve frees a spider at Beaver's request, and Steve gets what's coming to him.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Spider]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SKITTER|SKITTER!]]", "[[FLOMP|FLOMP!]]", "[[CATCH|CATCH!]]"<br />
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'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' In a spider-web.<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 10<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Steve: "Hey Beaver! Look at this awesome spider I caught."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Now Steve, how would you like to be trapped in a jar? You should let it go."<br />
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Steve: "Aw. Do I have to?"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Remember Steve: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."<br />
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Steve: "Sigh... ok."<br /><br />
Beaver: "There you go little feller- you're free!"<br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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The spider SKITTER!'s up Beaver's leg.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh!"<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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The spider runs across Beaver's back.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Hey! Get off there!"<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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Beaver: "Aug! It's going in my ear!"<br />
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======Panel 7======<br />
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Beaver: "It's burrowing through my brain! Oh! The unimaginable PAIN!"<br />
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======Panel 8======<br />
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Beaver falls down with a FLOMP!<br />
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======Panel 9======<br />
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The spider SKITTER!'s back.<br />
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======Panel 10======<br />
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Steve CATCH!'es the spider in the jar again.<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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* It is a common human fear that spiders or other small bugs would crawl into one's ear and into their brain, causing them to die.<br />
* The spider crawls in Beaver's right ear and out his left ear.<br />
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==References==<br />
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* The phrase "Oh! The unimaginable PAIN!" is a reference to one of the lice back in [[Comic 1]]. It also occurs in [[Comic 189]] and [[Comic 250]].<br />
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* The phrase "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." was the motto of Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots in the popular '80s cartoon "Transformers"<br />
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<div>Ridcully is a 31 year old Mathematics lecturer in Auckland, New Zealand.</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_249Comic 2492007-01-07T01:02:30Z<p>Ridcully: /* References */</p>
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[[Image:249_7.png|frame|Bellyache of snowmanic proportions!]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|249}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' 'snow joke - part 5<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 2, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Intestinal gift exchanges lead to an unexpected esacpe from the snowman.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Snowman]], [[Steves Snowman]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SWOOSH]]", "[[HISS]]", "[[CRACKLE]]", "[[BLOIK]]", "[[SPLOOSH]]", "[[TWITCH]]"<br />
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'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Snowmen, with hats scarfs and corncob pipes<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 10<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Beaver, Steve and the Christmas tree lie slumped in the belly of the snowman.<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
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Beaver: "Oh well, at least we can still open our Christmas presents! Here's one for you!"<br /><br />
<br /><br />
Steve: "Oh! Presents!"<br />
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======Panel 3======<br />
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Steve: "Oh! Grit! How did you know?"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Let's just say a little bird told me..."<br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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2 Weeks Earlier...<br /><br />
Beaver: "Hmmm...." While reading Steve's wishlist on Amazon.co.uk<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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Steve: "WEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!" While SWOOSHing the open bucket of grit into the air.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Careful Steve! You'll spill it!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
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The dropped bucket of grit HISSes and CRACKLEs on the ground.<br /><br />
Beaver: "See Steve, this is why you can't have nice things."<br /><br />
Steve: "Oop."<br />
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======Panel 7======<br />
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Snowman: "Oh dear..." While holding his BLOIKing belly.<br />
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======Panel 8======<br />
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Snowman: "I'm meltiiiing!" As his belly ruptures with a SPLOOOSH and sends Beaver and Steve flying out in a jet of water.<br />
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======Panel 9======<br />
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Beaver: "We did it! We're free! Christmas is saved!"<br /><br />
Steve: "Yay! Mincepies all round!"<br /><br />
Snowman: "Bah, Humbug"<br />
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======Panel 10======<br />
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Steve notices his TWITCHing snowman on the ground, apparently having come out of Beaver's snowman's belly.<br /><br />
Steve: "And look! My snowman came alive too! This is the best Christmas ever!"<br /><br />
Steve's Snowman: "Kiiill meee..."<br /><br />
Steve: "Merry Christmas Everyone!"<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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* Grit happens to be minute rough granules, as of sand or stone.<br /><br />
Spreading grit on snow is a common practice to stop from slipping - though it's not known for it's melting abilities.<br /><br />
Amazon.co.uk don't sell grit, but do sell three audio CDs with that title.<br />
* The last time Beaver and Steve played with pies it was in [[Comic 76]], a guest strip by [[Joe Dunn]]<br />
* Steve's snowman still has his carrot nose, although it was burped out by Beaver's snowman in [[Comic 246]].<br />
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==References==<br />
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Bah, Humbug is the phrase [[Wikipedia: Ebenezer Scrooge|Ebenezer Scrooge]] uses to express his disgust with Christmas traditions.<br />
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[[Image:249_7.png|frame|Bellyache of snowmanic proportions!]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|249}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
<br />
'''Title:''' 'snow joke - part 5<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 2, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Intestinal gift exchanges lead to an unexpected esacpe from the snowman.<br />
<br />
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Snowman]], [[Steves Snowman]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SWOOSH]]", "[[HISS]]", "[[CRACKLE]]", "[[BLOIK]]", "[[SPLOOSH]]", "[[TWITCH]]"<br />
<br />
'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Snowmen, with hats scarfs and corncob pipes<br />
<br />
'''Number of panels:''' 10<br />
<br clear="all" /><br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
======Panel 1======<br />
<br />
Beaver, Steve and the Christmas tree lie slumped in the belly of the snowman.<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "Oh well, at least we can still open our Christmas presents! Here's one for you!"<br /><br />
<br /><br />
Steve: "Oh! Presents!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
<br />
Steve: "Oh! Grit! How did you know?"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Let's just say a little bird told me..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
2 Weeks Earlier...<br /><br />
Beaver: "Hmmm...." While reading Steve's wishlist on Amazon.co.uk<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
<br />
Steve: "WEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!" While SWOOSHing the open bucket of grit into the air.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Careful Steve! You'll spill it!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
<br />
The dropped bucket of grit HISSes and CRACKLEs on the ground.<br /><br />
Beaver: "See Steve, this is why you can't have nice things."<br /><br />
Steve: "Oop."<br />
<br />
======Panel 7======<br />
<br />
Snowman: "Oh dear..." While holding his BLOIKing belly.<br />
<br />
======Panel 8======<br />
<br />
Snowman: "I'm meltiiiing!" As his belly ruptures with a SPLOOOSH and sends Beaver and Steve flying out in a jet of water.<br />
<br />
======Panel 9======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "We did it! We're free! Christmas is saved!"<br /><br />
Steve: "Yay! Mincepies all round!"<br /><br />
Snowman: "Bah, Humbug"<br />
<br />
======Panel 10======<br />
<br />
Steve notices his TWITCHing snowman on the ground, apparently having come out of Beaver's snowman's belly.<br /><br />
Steve: "And look! My snowman came alive too! This is the best Christmas ever!"<br /><br />
Steve's Snowman: "Kiiill meee..."<br /><br />
Steve: "Merry Christmas Everyone!"<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
<br />
* Grit happens to be minute rough granules, as of sand or stone.<br /><br />
Spreading grit on snow is a common practice to stop from slipping - though it's not known for it's melting abilities.<br /><br />
Amazon.co.uk don't sell grit, but do sell three audio CDs with that title.<br />
* The last time Beaver and Steve played with pies it was in [[Comic 76]], a guest strip by [[Joe Dunn]]<br />
* Steve's snowman still has his carrot nose, although it was burped out by Beaver's snowman in [[Comic 246]].<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<br />
Bah, Humbug is the phrase [[Wikipedia: Ebenezer Scrooge|Ebenezer Scrooge]] use to express his disgust with Christmas traditions.<br />
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[[Category:Comics]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=CRAASHCRAASH2007-01-07T00:58:55Z<p>Ridcully: </p>
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<div>A variation of [[CRASH]], heard as the [[Zombie Dinosaurs]] emerge from the cretaceous-era jungle in [[Comic 238]] and as they break out of a museum in [[Comic 239|the next one]]. In [[Comic 250]] it is heard as Beaver's head breaks through the ceiling as he grows.<br />
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[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_250Comic 2502007-01-07T00:57:17Z<p>Ridcully: /* Panel 6 */</p>
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[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's atomic discombobulator in action.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help feverish Beaver with a new invention<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAP]]", "[[CRAASH]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!"<br /><br />
"I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest"<br /><br />
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
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Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and small submarine. The submarine has a friendly, slightly manic smile.<br /><br />
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
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Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.."<br /><br />
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!"<br /><br />
<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers. Beaver is outlined by a yellow glow emitted by the atomic discombobulator.<br /><br />
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now stay very still..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??"<br /><br />
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
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Six test subjects are shown; we might assume they were all originally rabbits.<br /><br />
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head.<br /><br />
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth.<br /><br />
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #43 is a rabbit with a pineapple for a head.<br /><br />
Test subject #118 is a rabbit that levitates surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof and CRAASHes through the ceiling - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible.<br /><br />
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!"<br /><br />
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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*"Oh, the unimaginable pain!" occurred before in comics [[Comic 1|1]], [[Comic 19|19]], and [[Comic 189|189]].<br />
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==References==<br />
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None.<br />
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[[Category:Comics]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_250Comic 2502007-01-07T00:28:40Z<p>Ridcully: /* Fun Facts */</p>
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<div>__NOTOC__<br />
[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's atomic discombobulator in action.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
<br />
'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help feverish Beaver with a new invention<br />
<br />
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAP]]", "[[CRAASH]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
<br clear="all" /><br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
======Panel 1======<br />
<br />
Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!"<br /><br />
"I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest"<br /><br />
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
<br />
Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and small submarine. The submarine has a friendly, slightly manic smile.<br /><br />
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.."<br /><br />
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!"<br /><br />
<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers. Beaver is outlined by a yellow glow emitted by the atomic discombobulator.<br /><br />
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now stay very still..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??"<br /><br />
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
<br />
Six test subjects are shown; we might assume they were all originally rabbits.<br /><br />
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head.<br /><br />
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth.<br /><br />
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #43 is a rabbit with a pineapple for a head.<br /><br />
Test subject #118 is a rabbit that levitates surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
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Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible.<br /><br />
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!"<br /><br />
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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A discombobulator ray features as an engineered item in World of Warcraft.[http://www.wowwiki.com/Discombobulator_Ray]<br />
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==References==<br />
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None.<br />
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[[Category:Comics]]</div>Ridcullyhttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=Comic_250Comic 2502007-01-07T00:18:18Z<p>Ridcully: /* Panel 5 */</p>
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<div>__NOTOC__<br />
[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's atomic discombobulator in action.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
<br />
'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help feverish Beaver with a new invention<br />
<br />
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAP]]", "[[CRAASH]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
<br clear="all" /><br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
======Panel 1======<br />
<br />
Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!"<br /><br />
"I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest"<br /><br />
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
<br />
Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and small submarine. The submarine has a friendly, slightly manic smile.<br /><br />
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.."<br /><br />
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!"<br /><br />
<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers. Beaver is outlined by a yellow glow emitted by the atomic discombobulator.<br /><br />
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now stay very still..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??"<br /><br />
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
<br />
Six test subjects are shown; we might assume they were all originally rabbits.<br /><br />
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head.<br /><br />
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth.<br /><br />
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #43 is a rabbit with a pineapple for a head.<br /><br />
Test subject #118 is a rabbit that levitates surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
<br />
Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible.<br /><br />
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!"<br /><br />
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"<br />
<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
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None.<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
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<div>__NOTOC__<br />
[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's atomic discombobulator in action.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}<br />
<br />
'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
<br />
'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help feverish Beaver with a new invention<br />
<br />
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAP]]", "[[CRAASH]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"<br />
<br />
'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
<br clear="all" /><br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
======Panel 1======<br />
<br />
Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!"<br /><br />
"I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest"<br /><br />
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
<br />
Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and small submarine. The submarine has a friendly, slightly manic smile.<br /><br />
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.."<br /><br />
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!"<br /><br />
<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers. Beaver is outlined by a yellow glow emitted by the atomic discombobulator.<br /><br />
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now stay very still..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??"<br /><br />
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
<br />
Six test subjects are shown; we might assume they were all originally rabbits.<br /><br />
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head.<br /><br />
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth.<br /><br />
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #43 has a pineapple for a head.<br /><br />
Test subject #118 levitates, surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
<br />
Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible.<br /><br />
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!"<br /><br />
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"<br />
<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
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<div>__NOTOC__<br />
[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's atomic discombobulator in action.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}<br />
<br />
'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
<br />
'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help feverish Beaver with a new invention<br />
<br />
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAP]]", "[[CRAASH]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"<br />
<br />
'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
<br clear="all" /><br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
======Panel 1======<br />
<br />
Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!"<br /><br />
"I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest"<br /><br />
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
<br />
Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and small submarine. The submarine has a friendly, slightly manic smile.<br /><br />
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.."<br /><br />
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!"<br /><br />
<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers. Beaver is outlined by a yellow glow emitted by the atomic discombobulator.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now stay very still..."<br /><br />
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP<br /><br />
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??"<br /><br />
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
<br />
Six test subjects are shown; we might assume they were all originally rabbits.<br /><br />
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head.<br /><br />
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth.<br /><br />
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #43 has a pineapple for a head.<br /><br />
Test subject #118 levitates, surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
<br />
Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible.<br /><br />
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!"<br /><br />
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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None.<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
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[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's atomic discombobulator in action.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}<br />
<br />
'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
<br />
'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help feverish Beaver with a new invention<br />
<br />
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAP]]", "[[CRAASH]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"<br />
<br />
'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
<br clear="all" /><br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
======Panel 1======<br />
<br />
Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!"<br /><br />
"I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest"<br /><br />
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
<br />
Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and small submarine. The submarine has a friendly, slightly manic smile.<br /><br />
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.."<br /><br />
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!"<br /><br />
<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now stay very still..."<br /><br />
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP<br /><br />
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??"<br /><br />
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
<br />
Six test subjects are shown; we might assume they were all originally rabbits.<br /><br />
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head.<br /><br />
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth.<br /><br />
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #43 has a pineapple for a head.<br /><br />
Test subject #118 levitates, surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
<br />
Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible.<br /><br />
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!"<br /><br />
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"<br />
<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
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<div>__NOTOC__<br />
[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's atomic discombobulator in action.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}<br />
<br />
'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
<br />
'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help feverish Beaver with a new invention<br />
<br />
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAP]]", "[[CRAASH]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"<br />
<br />
'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
<br clear="all" /><br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
======Panel 1======<br />
<br />
Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!"<br /><br />
"I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest"<br /><br />
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
<br />
Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and small submarine. The submarine has a friendly, slightly manic smile.<br /><br />
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.."<br /><br />
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!"<br /><br />
<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now stay very still..."<br /><br />
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP<br /><br />
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??"<br /><br />
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
<br />
Six test subjects are shown.<br /><br />
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head.<br /><br />
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth.<br /><br />
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #43 has a pineapple for a head.<br /><br />
Test subject #118 levitates, surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
<br />
Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible.<br /><br />
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!"<br /><br />
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"<br />
<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
<br />
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<div>__NOTOC__<br />
[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's atomic discombobulator in action.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}<br />
<br />
'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
<br />
'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help feverish Beaver with a new invention<br />
<br />
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAP]]", "[[CRAASH]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"<br />
<br />
'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
<br clear="all" /><br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
======Panel 1======<br />
<br />
Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!"<br /><br />
"I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest"<br /><br />
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
<br />
Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and whale-like vessel with periscope.<br /><br />
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.."<br /><br />
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!"<br /><br />
<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now stay very still..."<br /><br />
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP<br /><br />
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??"<br /><br />
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
<br />
Six test subjects are shown.<br /><br />
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head.<br /><br />
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth.<br /><br />
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #43 has a pineapple for a head.<br /><br />
Test subject #118 levitates, surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
<br />
Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible.<br /><br />
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!"<br /><br />
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"<br />
<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
<br />
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[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's apparatus in action.]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}<br />
<br />
'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
<br />
'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1<br />
<br />
'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007<br />
<br />
'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help poorly Beaver with new inventions<br />
<br />
'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]<br />
<br />
'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAP]]", "[[CRAASH]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"<br />
<br />
'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
<br clear="all" /><br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
======Panel 1======<br />
<br />
Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!"<br /><br />
"I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest"<br /><br />
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"<br />
<br />
======Panel 2======<br />
<br />
Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and whale-like vessel with periscope.<br /><br />
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."<br />
<br />
======Panel 3======<br />
<br />
Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.."<br /><br />
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!"<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!"<br /><br />
<br />
<br />
======Panel 4======<br />
<br />
Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers.<br /><br />
Steve: "Now stay very still..."<br /><br />
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP<br /><br />
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??"<br /><br />
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."<br />
<br />
======Panel 5======<br />
<br />
Six test subjects are shown.<br /><br />
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head.<br /><br />
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth.<br /><br />
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #43 has a pineapple for a head.<br /><br />
Test subject #118 levitates, surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes.<br /><br />
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.<br />
<br />
======Panel 6======<br />
<br />
Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible.<br /><br />
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!"<br /><br />
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..."<br /><br />
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"<br />
<br />
==Fun Facts==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<br />
None.<br />
<br />
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