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Comic 157

2006-02-20T22:00:18Z

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[[Image:157_3.png|frame|Beaver and Steve perform an act of kindness]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|157}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' sock it to me - part 8

'''Date:''' February 20, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve find out the truth about the missing left socks.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Xarlaxians]], [[White Bird]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[DAB|DAB!]]", "[[UNFOLD|UNFOLD!]]", "[[BLORT|BLORT!]]", "[[FWOOOOSH|FWOOOOSH!]]", "[[LIFT]]", "[[PUT-ON|PUT-ON!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Formed out of white left socks.

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver: "But what do you need our socks for anyway?" 
Steve: "And where did the delivery guy go..?" 
Xarlaxian King: "The left socks of Earth are the richest source of the rare element chizanunium. It is the element which fuels our ships."

======Panel 2======

Xarlaxian King UNFOLD!s a collection of alien pictures while DAB!'ing one of his three eyes with a handkerchief. All three characters are sobbing and Steve BLORT!'s his nose loudly. 
Xarlaxian King: "Without your socks we can never get home to see our families again! I miss them so much!" 
Beaver: "Sniff! That's so sad!" 
Xarlaxian King: "OK, we reproduce asexually so they are technically all my identical clones, but I miss 'em all the same..."

======Panel 3======

Beaver and Steve take off left socks, to reveal their human feet. 
Beaver: "Your story has touched our hearts - here are the last of our left socks!" 
Xarlaxian King: "Oh! With these socks we will finally have enough fuel to return home!"

======Panel 4======

[SO...] 
Washing machine/Xarlaxian Battle Cruiser takes off. Beaver and Steve wave goodbye. A bird watches surprised. 
Steve: "Bye!" 
Beaver: "Don't forget to write!"

======Panel 5======

[INSIDE...] 
A Xarlaxian is comforting the king, who is holding a white sock.. 
Xarlaxian King: "Oh boo-hoo I miss them so much..." 
Xarlaxian: "There there..."

======Panel 6======

The Xarlaxians' faces turn into devilish smiles as they LIFT their slimy disguise robes and PUT-ON! some white socks. 
Xarlaxian King: "Ha ha! Earthlings are such suckers!" 
Xarlaxian: "But they do make very good socks!" 
Xarlaxian's Foot: "Mmm - toasty!"

==Fun Facts==

*Beaver and Steve have human-like feet underneath the socks they've been wearing all along.
*Those pesky aliens were totally being jerks there
*Cartoon physics is very...interesting.

==References==

None.

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Comic 156

2006-02-17T13:03:42Z

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[[Image:http://www.beaverandsteve.com/comics/BnS_156.png|frame|Zzzzz...]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|156}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Hey! It's the 'I've stayed up til 3am every night this week' filler strip!

'''Date:''' February 17, 2006

'''Summary:''' The cartoonist explains how he cannot make the comic today.

'''Cast:''' [[Steve]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[["ZZZZZ"]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 1
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve is asleep at his desk, pen in hand, and a book open. He is dreaming about drawing the book. 
"Hey! No comic today because i've spent all week getting the book ready to go to the printers! Woo!" 
"Normal Service will resume monday..."

==Fun Facts==

*It is hard to do a comic when you stay awake until 3am every night.

==References==

None.

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Comic 154

2006-02-10T11:52:22Z

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[[Image:Image:154 3.png|frame|Beaver and Steve get Matrix on the Non-Copyright Infringing Droid's asses!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|154}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' sock it to me - part 6

'''Date:''' February 10, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve Ambush a couple if non-copyright infringing droids, steal their 'cases' and get past the guards.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Gruglarr]], [[Gruglarr's friend]], [[Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - C-3PO]], [[and Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - R2-D2.]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[["POUNCE" "AMBUSH" "VIOLENCE" "NONCHALANT"|"POUNCE!" "AMBUSH!" "VIOLENCE!" "NONCHALANT"]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 7
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver holds Steve, and covers his mouth. 
Beaver: "Ok, Here's the plan..." 
Stever: "Wait, let me guess: is it 'Whisper! Whisper! Whisper!'? 
Beaver: "Why yes it is! How ever did you know?"

======Panel 2======

The Non-Copyright Infringing Droids are moving forewards. 
Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - C-3PO: "It really is a lovely day, isn't it?" 
Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - R2-D2: "Bop Bop Beep*" 
"*Trans: Shut your cake-hole"

======Panel 3======

Beaver and Steve BOUNCE! and AMBUSH! The Non-Copyright Infringing Droids. Beaver is jumping in from our left, and Steve from our right. The The Non-Copyright Infringing Droids are surprised. 
Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - C-3PO: "Gracious me!" 
Steve: "YAAAA!" 
Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - R2-D2: "Beep Bip-Bip!*" 
"*Translation: Holy #@?$!" 

======Panel 4======

The word "Violence!" surrounded by different coloured stars and backgrounded with a cloud of smoke, turned 90 degrees clockwise.

======Panel 5======

Beaver and Steve are wearing the Non-Copyright Infringing Droids metal casings as disguises. Beaver is wearing the Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - C-3PO's Case, and Steve is wearing the Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - R2-D2's case. 
Beaver: "With these disguises we'll have no trouble getting past the guards!" 
Steve: "My bolts are chaffing"

======Panel 6======

Beaver and Stever are moving past Gruglarr and Gruglarrs friend NONCHALANTly The Guards seem suspisiouse, one is Rubbing his 'chin.' Bith guards are holding three cards. 
Beaver: "Here we are, two totally normal droids going about our normal droid business..." 
Steve: "Yes that's us, just a couple of droids...um, I mean 'Beepy Beepy!'

======Panel 7======

Beaver and Steve are taking off their disguises, and are standing infront of a large wooden door, with a Kings Seal on the front. Above the door is a sign which reads: "Kings Chamber (Contains answers perhaps) 
Beaver: "It worked! Now perhaps we can find some answers in here..." 
Steve: "I can't feel my legs..."

==Fun Facts==

*Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - C-3PO is a very polite driod. 
*Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - R2-D2 appears to hate Non-Copyright Infringing Droid - C-3PO's guts-- err...Wires. 
*Steve has a good memory. 
*Beaver has watched "The Matrix" too many times. 
*Bolt's chafe Steve. 
*Gruglarr and his friend are un-intelligent. 
*The Kings Chamber contains answers, perhaps?

==References==

None.

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2006-02-10T11:31:14Z

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