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User:Pizzocalabro

2008-01-25T19:17:42Z

Pizzocalabro:

<div style="float:right; border-style:1px">http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o36/pizzocalabro/me2.jpg</div>Pizzocalabro is an associate librarian in Salt Lake City, UT, USA. He has two degrees in mathematics and is working on a third in library science. He spends most of his time reading, writing, blogging, and reading webcomics.

Pizzo's blog: [http://aloneandunobserved.blogspot.com/ Alone and Unobserved]

User:Pizzocalabro

2008-01-25T18:59:17Z

Pizzocalabro:

Pizzocalabro is an associate librarian in Salt Lake City, UT, USA. He has two degrees in mathematics and is working on a third in library science. He spends most of his time reading, blogging, and reading webcomics.

Comic 325

2008-01-18T17:42:17Z

Pizzocalabro: Auto-generated by the comic page creator

__NOTOC__
[[Image:325_2.png|frame|"Embrace the Impractical"]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|325}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' snow shoes - part 1

'''Date:''' [[January]] 18, 2008

'''Summary:''' Steve starts his own line of footwear.

'''Cast:''' [[BEAVER]], [[STEVE]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[WUDDA]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 4
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve is wearing an enormous, shiny gold dollar-sign pendant. 
Steve: "Hey Beaver, check out my '''phat bling'''!" 
Beaver: "That certainly is pretty phat, and possibly a bit sick too. But how can you afford such an overblown display of wealth?"

======Panel 2======

Steve: "I started my own Steve-brand line of footwear! Our slogan is 'Embrace the Impractical' " 
Beaver: "Footwear? But where do you do your manufacturing?"

======Panel 3======

Steve: "That's the secret of my success: I built my factory in the ultimate tax haven.."

======Panel 4======

Steve: "...the Arctic!" 
Beaver and Steve hover over a Steve-branded factory as helicopter blades go WUDDA WUDDA. 
Beaver: "Did you just have a dramatic pause in your sentence that lasted 16 hours?" 
Steve: "Yes." 
Beaver: "That's very dramatic."

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

None.

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File:325 2.png

2008-01-18T16:31:21Z

Pizzocalabro: Comic 325, panel 2.

Comic 325, panel 2.

Comic 320

2007-12-16T00:51:22Z

Pizzocalabro: Auto-generated by the comic page creator

__NOTOC__
[[Image:320_3.png|frame|The truth is revealed]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|320}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Santa's Claw - part 1

'''Date:''' [[December]] 14, 2007

'''Summary:''' Santa is a time traveler – from the future!

'''Cast:''' [[BEAVER]], [[STEVE]], [[SANTA]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[CHOM]]", "[[WORNK|WORNK!]]", "[[PROJECT|PROJECT!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

CHRISTMAS EVE... 
Beaver is reading from a book titled "Santa". 
Beaver: "...and every year Santa brings presents for every good little boy and girl in the world...The End." 
Steve is holding a book titled "The Book". 
Steve: "Every house in the world in just one night?" That breaks every law of physics in the book! Looks like I'll have to investigate!"

======Panel 2======

THAT NIGHT... 
Steve is hiding behind the Christmas tree, CHOM CHOMing on some chocolates that are labeled "To Beaver". 
Steve: "Bah, it's almost midnight and there's still no sign of the old fraud! I knew it wasn't possible!"

======Panel 3======

A wavering pink interdimensional portal WORNK!s into being. Santa steps through, carrying a bag. 
Steve: "Gadzooks! An interdimensional portal to a realm outside of the space-time continuum! Santa is a ''time traveller''" 
Santa: "Ho ho ho! From the ''future''!"

======Panel 4======

Steve: "So that's how you do it!" 
Santa: "Ho ho ho! Shouldn't you be asleep, young man?" 
Steve: "I can't believe you're really real! Does this mean you really make a list of who's been naughty and nice? Because, for the record, I had no idea those detonator caps were live..."

======Panel 5======

Santa: "Ho ho ho! Naughty and nice? Wherever did you get hear that? No, I keep a list of who's ''sissy'' and ''awesome''!" 
Santa uses his belt to PROJECT! images of the two lists in the air. 
Santa: "And I only check it once too!"

======Panel 6======

Santa: "And take a look at the top of the list..." 
At the top of the Awesome list, it says: 
:1. Steve 
:Reason: Blows stuff up, doesn't eat greens 
Steve: "Oh my! You're the coolest old man that sneaks into my bedroom at Christmas ''ever''!" 

==Fun Facts==

*Santa has a robot claw hand, an electronic monocle and a holographic projection belt!
*Steve got Beaver a rock and some chocolates (now eaten) for Christmas.

==References==

None.

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File:320 3.png

2007-12-16T00:23:28Z

Pizzocalabro: Comic 320, panel 3

Comic 320, panel 3

Comic 262

2007-02-22T05:43:45Z

Pizzocalabro: /* Panel 8 */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:262_4.png|frame|Spider Dolphins!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|262}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve QUEST

'''Date:''' [[February]] 20, 2007

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve, The video game!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Gazoo-like character]], [[Woahs]], [[Spider Dolphins]], [[Bees]], [[Dragonotaur]], [[Unicorn Cyclop Yeti]], [[Squid]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[APPEAR|APPEAR!]]", "[[LIGHTENING BOLT|LIGHTENING BOLT!]]", "[[LEVEL UP|LEVEL UP!]]", "[[HISS|HISS!]]", [[LOWER|LOWER]], "[[FORCE SHOE|FORCE SHOE!]]", "[[FWOOSH|FWOOSH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Made of squid.

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

[One day...] 
Beaver and Steve are standing in the middle of the frame, doing nothing.

======Panel 2======

A Gazoo-like character APPEAR!'s. 
Gazoo-like character: "Brave warriors! The Dragonotaur has stolen the Crystal of Excellent Wishingness from my castle, and only you can stop him from using it to make his evil dreams come true!" 
Gazoo-like character: "You must cross The Bog of Woah, pass through The Caves of Moistness and climb to the top of Mount Deadly to retrieve the crystal from his lair!" 
Beaver: "I'd better make sandwiches"

======Panel 3======

[And so...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Bog of Woah, fighting a couple of woahs. 
Beaver uses a sword and Steve casts LIGHTENING BOLT! 
Gazoo-like character: "We must hurry!" 
Woah: "Woah!" 
Another Woah: "Woah!"

======Panel 4======

[And then...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Caves of Moistness. 
Beaver has a sword and a shield, Steve wears a belt with a skull. 
Gazoo-like character: "Make haste!" 
A Spider Dolphin LOWERs on Beaver with a HISS! 
Beaver: "Oh no! Spider Dolphins!" 
Steve casts a fireball at another Spider Dolphin while he LEVEL UP!'s 
Steve: "Hee hee! That tickles!"

======Panel 5======

[And also...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are climbing Mount Deadly. 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Happy bees attack Beaver. 
Happy Bee: "Buzz" 
Another Happy Bee: "Buzz!" 
Steve casts FORCE SHOE! on a Unicorn Cyclop Yeti.

======Panel 6======

[And a bit later...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are finally in front of the Dragonotaur. 
Dragonotaur: "GRAAA!" 
The Dragonotaur breaths fire on Beaver with a FWOOSH!, but Beaver blocks it with his shield. 
Gazoo-like character: "Vanquish the beast!"

======Panel 7======

Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are behind the remains of the Dragonotaur. 
Beaver: "Well, we've searched the whole cave - The crystal isn't here!" 
Gazoo-like character looks at his back pocket. 
Gazoo-like character: "Oop, well what do you know! It was in my back pocket all along!"

======Panel 8======

Beaver and Steve look at the Gazoo-like character. 
The Gazoo-like character has the crystal in his hand. 
Gazoo-like character: "And to think you travelled all this way to find it! He he! It's kind if funny when you think about it, isn't it?"

======Panel 9======

A pile of squid is on the floor. Steve is holding the crystal above his head while Beaver looks on angrily. 
Beaver: "Come on Steve, it's my turn to use the all-powerful wishing crystal now" 
Steve: "I wish for... MORE SQUID!" 

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

None.

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Comic 262

2007-02-22T05:40:33Z

Pizzocalabro: /* Panel 3 */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:262_4.png|frame|Spider Dolphins!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|262}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve QUEST

'''Date:''' [[February]] 20, 2007

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve, The video game!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Gazoo-like character]], [[Woahs]], [[Spider Dolphins]], [[Bees]], [[Dragonotaur]], [[Unicorn Cyclop Yeti]], [[Squid]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[APPEAR|APPEAR!]]", "[[LIGHTENING BOLT|LIGHTENING BOLT!]]", "[[LEVEL UP|LEVEL UP!]]", "[[HISS|HISS!]]", [[LOWER|LOWER]], "[[FORCE SHOE|FORCE SHOE!]]", "[[FWOOSH|FWOOSH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Made of squid.

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

[One day...] 
Beaver and Steve are standing in the middle of the frame, doing nothing.

======Panel 2======

A Gazoo-like character APPEAR!'s. 
Gazoo-like character: "Brave warriors! The Dragonotaur has stolen the Crystal of Excellent Wishingness from my castle, and only you can stop him from using it to make his evil dreams come true!" 
Gazoo-like character: "You must cross The Bog of Woah, pass through The Caves of Moistness and climb to the top of Mount Deadly to retrieve the crystal from his lair!" 
Beaver: "I'd better make sandwiches"

======Panel 3======

[And so...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Bog of Woah, fighting a couple of woahs. 
Beaver uses a sword and Steve casts LIGHTENING BOLT! 
Gazoo-like character: "We must hurry!" 
Woah: "Woah!" 
Another Woah: "Woah!"

======Panel 4======

[And then...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Caves of Moistness. 
Beaver has a sword and a shield, Steve wears a belt with a skull. 
Gazoo-like character: "Make haste!" 
A Spider Dolphin LOWERs on Beaver with a HISS! 
Beaver: "Oh no! Spider Dolphins!" 
Steve casts a fireball at another Spider Dolphin while he LEVEL UP!'s 
Steve: "Hee hee! That tickles!"

======Panel 5======

[And also...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are climbing Mount Deadly. 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Happy bees attack Beaver. 
Happy Bee: "Buzz" 
Another Happy Bee: "Buzz!" 
Steve casts FORCE SHOE! on a Unicorn Cyclop Yeti.

======Panel 6======

[And a bit later...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are finally in front of the Dragonotaur. 
Dragonotaur: "GRAAA!" 
The Dragonotaur breaths fire on Beaver with a FWOOSH!, but Beaver blocks it with his shield. 
Gazoo-like character: "Vanquish the beast!"

======Panel 7======

Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are behind the remains of the Dragonotaur. 
Beaver: "Well, we've searched the whole cave - The crystal isn't here!" 
Gazoo-like character looks at his back pocket. 
Gazoo-like character: "Oop, well what do you know! It was in my back pocket all along!"

======Panel 8======

Beaver and Steve look at the Gazoo-like character. 
The Gazoo-like character has the crystal on his hand. 
Gazoo-like character: "And to think you travelled all this way to find it! He he! It's kind if funny when you think about it, isn't it?"

======Panel 9======

A pile of squid is on the floor. Steve is holding the crystal above his head while Beaver looks on angrily. 
Beaver: "Come on Steve, it's my turn to use the all-powerful wishing crystal now" 
Steve: "I wish for... MORE SQUID!" 

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

None.

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Comic 262

2007-02-22T05:38:13Z

Pizzocalabro:

__NOTOC__
[[Image:262_4.png|frame|Spider Dolphins!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|262}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve QUEST

'''Date:''' [[February]] 20, 2007

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve, The video game!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Gazoo-like character]], [[Woahs]], [[Spider Dolphins]], [[Bees]], [[Dragonotaur]], [[Unicorn Cyclop Yeti]], [[Squid]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[APPEAR|APPEAR!]]", "[[LIGHTENING BOLT|LIGHTENING BOLT!]]", "[[LEVEL UP|LEVEL UP!]]", "[[HISS|HISS!]]", [[LOWER|LOWER]], "[[FORCE SHOE|FORCE SHOE!]]", "[[FWOOSH|FWOOSH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Made of squid.

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

[One day...] 
Beaver and Steve are standing in the middle of the frame, doing nothing.

======Panel 2======

A Gazoo-like character APPEAR!'s. 
Gazoo-like character: "Brave warriors! The Dragonotaur has stolen the Crystal of Excellent Wishingness from my castle, and only you can stop him from using it to make his evil dreams come true!" 
Gazoo-like character: "You must cross The Bog of Woah, pass through The Caves of Moistness and climb to the top of Mount Deadly to retrieve the crystal from his lair!" 
Beaver: "I'd better make sandwiches"

======Panel 3======

[And so...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Bog of Woah, figthing a couple of woahs. 
Beaver uses a sword and Steve casts LIGHTENING BOLT! 
Gazoo-like character: "We must hurry!" 
Woah: "Woah!" 
Another Woah: "Woah!"

======Panel 4======

[And then...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Caves of Moistness. 
Beaver has a sword and a shield, Steve wears a belt with a skull. 
Gazoo-like character: "Make haste!" 
A Spider Dolphin LOWERs on Beaver with a HISS! 
Beaver: "Oh no! Spider Dolphins!" 
Steve casts a fireball at another Spider Dolphin while he LEVEL UP!'s 
Steve: "Hee hee! That tickles!"

======Panel 5======

[And also...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are climbing Mount Deadly. 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Happy bees attack Beaver. 
Happy Bee: "Buzz" 
Another Happy Bee: "Buzz!" 
Steve casts FORCE SHOE! on a Unicorn Cyclop Yeti.

======Panel 6======

[And a bit later...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are finally in front of the Dragonotaur. 
Dragonotaur: "GRAAA!" 
The Dragonotaur breaths fire on Beaver with a FWOOSH!, but Beaver blocks it with his shield. 
Gazoo-like character: "Vanquish the beast!"

======Panel 7======

Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are behind the remains of the Dragonotaur. 
Beaver: "Well, we've searched the whole cave - The crystal isn't here!" 
Gazoo-like character looks at his back pocket. 
Gazoo-like character: "Oop, well what do you know! It was in my back pocket all along!"

======Panel 8======

Beaver and Steve look at the Gazoo-like character. 
The Gazoo-like character has the crystal on his hand. 
Gazoo-like character: "And to think you travelled all this way to find it! He he! It's kind if funny when you think about it, isn't it?"

======Panel 9======

A pile of squid is on the floor. Steve is holding the crystal above his head while Beaver looks on angrily. 
Beaver: "Come on Steve, it's my turn to use the all-powerful wishing crystal now" 
Steve: "I wish for... MORE SQUID!" 

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

None.

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Comic 262

2007-02-22T05:35:59Z

Pizzocalabro: /* Panel 9 */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:262_4.png|frame|Spider Dolphins!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|262}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve QUEST

'''Date:''' [[February]] 20, 2007

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve, The video game!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Gazoo-like character]], [[Woahs]], [[Spider Dolphins]], [[Bees]], [[Dragonotaur]], [[Unicorn Cyclop Yeti]], [[Squid]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[APPEAR|APPEAR!]]", "[[LIGHTENING BOLT|LIGHTENING BOLT!]]", "[[LEVEL UP|LEVEL UP!]]", "[[HISS|HISS!]]", [[LOWER|LOWER]], "[[FORCE SHOE|FORCE SHOE!]]", "[[FWOOSH|FWOOSH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Made up of squids

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

[One day...] 
Beaver and Steve are standing in the middle of the frame, doing nothing.

======Panel 2======

A Gazoo-like character APPEAR!'s. 
Gazoo-like character: "Brave warriors! The Dragonotaur has stolen the Crystal of Excellent Wishingness from my castle, and only you can stop him from using it to make his evil dreams come true!" 
Gazoo-like character: "You must cross The Bog of Woah, pass through The Caves of Moistness and climb to the top of Mount Deadly to retrieve the crystal from his lair!" 
Beaver: "I'd better make sandwiches"

======Panel 3======

[And so...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Bog of Woah, figthing a couple of woahs. 
Beaver uses a sword and Steve casts LIGHTENING BOLT! 
Gazoo-like character: "We must hurry!" 
Woah: "Woah!" 
Another Woah: "Woah!"

======Panel 4======

[And then...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Caves of Moistness. 
Beaver has a sword and a shield, Steve wears a belt with a skull. 
Gazoo-like character: "Make haste!" 
A Spider Dolphin LOWERs on Beaver with a HISS! 
Beaver: "Oh no! Spider Dolphins!" 
Steve casts a fireball at another Spider Dolphin while he LEVEL UP!'s 
Steve: "Hee hee! That tickles!"

======Panel 5======

[And also...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are climbing Mount Deadly. 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Happy bees attack Beaver. 
Happy Bee: "Buzz" 
Another Happy Bee: "Buzz!" 
Steve casts FORCE SHOE! on a Unicorn Cyclop Yeti.

======Panel 6======

[And a bit later...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are finally in front of the Dragonotaur. 
Dragonotaur: "GRAAA!" 
The Dragonotaur breaths fire on Beaver with a FWOOSH!, but Beaver blocks it with his shield. 
Gazoo-like character: "Vanquish the beast!"

======Panel 7======

Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are behind the remains of the Dragonotaur. 
Beaver: "Well, we've searched the whole cave - The crystal isn't here!" 
Gazoo-like character looks at his back pocket. 
Gazoo-like character: "Oop, well what do you know! It was in my back pocket all along!"

======Panel 8======

Beaver and Steve look at the Gazoo-like character. 
The Gazoo-like character has the crystal on his hand. 
Gazoo-like character: "And to think you travelled all this way to find it! He he! It's kind if funny when you think about it, isn't it?"

======Panel 9======

A pile of squid is on the floor. Steve is holding the crystal above his head while Beaver looks on angrily. 
Beaver: "Come on Steve, it's my turn to use the all-powerful wishing crystal now" 
Steve: "I wish for... MORE SQUID!" 

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

None.

{{ComicPageNav|prev=261|next=263}}

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Comic 262

2007-02-22T05:33:24Z

Pizzocalabro: ,

__NOTOC__
[[Image:262_4.png|frame|Spider Dolphins!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|262}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve QUEST

'''Date:''' [[February]] 20, 2007

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve, The video game!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Gazoo-like character]], [[Woahs]], [[Spider Dolphins]], [[Bees]], [[Dragonotaur]], [[Unicorn Cyclop Yeti]], [[Squid]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[APPEAR|APPEAR!]]", "[[LIGHTENING BOLT|LIGHTENING BOLT!]]", "[[LEVEL UP|LEVEL UP!]]", "[[HISS|HISS!]]", [[LOWER|LOWER]], "[[FORCE SHOE|FORCE SHOE!]]", "[[FWOOSH|FWOOSH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Made up of squids

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

[One day...] 
Beaver and Steve are standing in the middle of the frame, doing nothing.

======Panel 2======

A Gazoo-like character APPEAR!'s. 
Gazoo-like character: "Brave warriors! The Dragonotaur has stolen the Crystal of Excellent Wishingness from my castle, and only you can stop him from using it to make his evil dreams come true!" 
Gazoo-like character: "You must cross The Bog of Woah, pass through The Caves of Moistness and climb to the top of Mount Deadly to retrieve the crystal from his lair!" 
Beaver: "I'd better make sandwiches"

======Panel 3======

[And so...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Bog of Woah, figthing a couple of woahs. 
Beaver uses a sword and Steve casts LIGHTENING BOLT! 
Gazoo-like character: "We must hurry!" 
Woah: "Woah!" 
Another Woah: "Woah!"

======Panel 4======

[And then...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Caves of Moistness. 
Beaver has a sword and a shield, Steve wears a belt with a skull. 
Gazoo-like character: "Make haste!" 
A Spider Dolphin LOWERs on Beaver with a HISS! 
Beaver: "Oh no! Spider Dolphins!" 
Steve casts a fireball at another Spider Dolphin while he LEVEL UP!'s 
Steve: "Hee hee! That tickles!"

======Panel 5======

[And also...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are climbing Mount Deadly. 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Happy bees attack Beaver. 
Happy Bee: "Buzz" 
Another Happy Bee: "Buzz!" 
Steve casts FORCE SHOE! on a Unicorn Cyclop Yeti.

======Panel 6======

[And a bit later...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are finally in front of the Dragonotaur. 
Dragonotaur: "GRAAA!" 
The Dragonotaur breaths fire on Beaver with a FWOOSH!, but Beaver blocks it with his shield. 
Gazoo-like character: "Vanquish the beast!"

======Panel 7======

Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are behind the remains of the Dragonotaur. 
Beaver: "Well, we've searched the whole cave - The crystal isn't here!" 
Gazoo-like character looks at his back pocket. 
Gazoo-like character: "Oop, well what do you know! It was in my back pocket all along!"

======Panel 8======

Beaver and Steve look at the Gazoo-like character. 
The Gazoo-like character has the crystal on his hand. 
Gazoo-like character: "And to think you travelled all this way to find it! He he! It's kind if funny when you think about it, isn't it?"

======Panel 9======

There's a pile of squid on the floor, Steve is holding the crystal. Beaver is angry. 
Beaver: "Come on Steve, it's my turn to use the all-powerful wishing crystal now" 
Steve: "I wish for... MORE SQUID!" 

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

None.

{{ComicPageNav|prev=261|next=263}}

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Comic 262

2007-02-22T05:30:26Z

Pizzocalabro: /* Panel 1 */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:262_4.png|frame|Spider Dolphins!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|262}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve QUEST

'''Date:''' [[February]] 20, 2007

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve, The video game!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Gazoo-like character]], [[Woahs]], [[Spider Dolphins]], [[Bees]], [[Dragonotaur]], [[Unicorn Cyclop Yeti]], [[Squid]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[APPEAR|APPEAR!]]", "[[LIGHTENING BOLT|LIGHTENING BOLT!]]", "[[LEVEL UP|LEVEL UP!]]", "[[HISS|HISS!]]", [[LOWER|LOWER]], "[[FORCE SHOE|FORCE SHOE!]]", "[[FWOOSH|FWOOSH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Made up of squids

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

[One day...] 
Beaver and Steve are standing in the middle of the frame, doing nothing.

======Panel 2======

A Gazoo-like character APPEAR!'s. 
Gazoo-like character: "Brave warriors! The Dragonotaur has stolen the Crystal of Excellent Wishingness from my castle, and only you can stop him from using it to make his evil dreams come true!" 
Gazoo-like character: "You must cross The Bog of Woah, pass through The Caves of Moistness and climb to the top of Mount Deadly to retrieve the crystal from his lair!" 
Beaver: "I'd better make sandwiches"

======Panel 3======

[And so...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Bog of Woah, figthing a couple of woahs. 
Beaver uses a sword and Steve casts LIGHTENING BOLT! 
Gazoo-like character: "We must hurry!" 
Woah: "Woah!" 
Another Woah: "Woah!"

======Panel 4======

[And then...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Caves of Moistness. 
Beaver has a sword and a shield, Steve wears a belt with a skull. 
Gazoo-like character: "Make haste!" 
A Spider Dolphin LOWERs on Beaver with a HISS! 
Beaver: "Oh no! Spider Dolphins!" 
Steve casts a fireball at another Spider Dolphin while he LEVEL UP!'s 
Steve: "Hee hee! That tickles!"

======Panel 5======

[And also...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are climbing Mount Deadly. 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Happy bees attack Beaver. 
Happy Bee: "Buzz" 
Another Happy Bee: "Buzz!" 
Steve casts FORCE SHOE! on a Unicorn Cyclop Yeti.

======Panel 6======

[And a bit later...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are finally in front of the Dragonotaur. 
Dragonotaur: "GRAAA!" 
The Dragonotaur breaths fire on Beaver that cover with his shield, the fire goes FWOOSH! 
Gazoo-like character: "Vanquish the beast!"

======Panel 7======

Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are behind the remains of the Dragonotaur. 
Beaver: "Well, we've searched the whole cave - The crystal isn't here!" 
Gazoo-like character looks at his back pocket. 
Gazoo-like character: "Oop, well what do you know! It was in my back pocket all along!"

======Panel 8======

Beaver and Steve look at the Gazoo-like character. 
The Gazoo-like character has the crystal on his hand. 
Gazoo-like character: "And to think you travelled all this way to find it! He he! It's kind if funny when you think about it, isn't it?"

======Panel 9======

There's a pile of squid on the floor, Steve is holding the crystal. Beaver is angry. 
Beaver: "Come on Steve, it's my turn to use the all-powerful wishing crystal now" 
Steve: "I wish for... MORE SQUID!" 

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

None.

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Comic 262

2007-02-22T05:28:29Z

Pizzocalabro: /* Panel 4 */

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[[Image:262_4.png|frame|Spider Dolphins!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|262}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve QUEST

'''Date:''' [[February]] 20, 2007

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve, The video game!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Gazoo-like character]], [[Woahs]], [[Spider Dolphins]], [[Bees]], [[Dragonotaur]], [[Unicorn Cyclop Yeti]], [[Squid]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[APPEAR|APPEAR!]]", "[[LIGHTENING BOLT|LIGHTENING BOLT!]]", "[[LEVEL UP|LEVEL UP!]]", "[[HISS|HISS!]]", [[LOWER|LOWER]], "[[FORCE SHOE|FORCE SHOE!]]", "[[FWOOSH|FWOOSH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Made up of squids

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are standing in the middle of the frame, doing nothing.

======Panel 2======

A Gazoo-like character APPEAR!'s. 
Gazoo-like character: "Brave warriors! The Dragonotaur has stolen the Crystal of Excellent Wishingness from my castle, and only you can stop him from using it to make his evil dreams come true!" 
Gazoo-like character: "You must cross The Bog of Woah, pass through The Caves of Moistness and climb to the top of Mount Deadly to retrieve the crystal from his lair!" 
Beaver: "I'd better make sandwiches"

======Panel 3======

[And so...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Bog of Woah, figthing a couple of woahs. 
Beaver uses a sword and Steve casts LIGHTENING BOLT! 
Gazoo-like character: "We must hurry!" 
Woah: "Woah!" 
Another Woah: "Woah!"

======Panel 4======

[And then...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Caves of Moistness. 
Beaver has a sword and a shield, Steve wears a belt with a skull. 
Gazoo-like character: "Make haste!" 
A Spider Dolphin LOWERs on Beaver with a HISS! 
Beaver: "Oh no! Spider Dolphins!" 
Steve casts a fireball at another Spider Dolphin while he LEVEL UP!'s 
Steve: "Hee hee! That tickles!"

======Panel 5======

[And also...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are climbing Mount Deadly. 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Happy bees attack Beaver. 
Happy Bee: "Buzz" 
Another Happy Bee: "Buzz!" 
Steve casts FORCE SHOE! on a Unicorn Cyclop Yeti.

======Panel 6======

[And a bit later...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are finally in front of the Dragonotaur. 
Dragonotaur: "GRAAA!" 
The Dragonotaur breaths fire on Beaver that cover with his shield, the fire goes FWOOSH! 
Gazoo-like character: "Vanquish the beast!"

======Panel 7======

Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are behind the remains of the Dragonotaur. 
Beaver: "Well, we've searched the whole cave - The crystal isn't here!" 
Gazoo-like character looks at his back pocket. 
Gazoo-like character: "Oop, well what do you know! It was in my back pocket all along!"

======Panel 8======

Beaver and Steve look at the Gazoo-like character. 
The Gazoo-like character has the crystal on his hand. 
Gazoo-like character: "And to think you travelled all this way to find it! He he! It's kind if funny when you think about it, isn't it?"

======Panel 9======

There's a pile of squid on the floor, Steve is holding the crystal. Beaver is angry. 
Beaver: "Come on Steve, it's my turn to use the all-powerful wishing crystal now" 
Steve: "I wish for... MORE SQUID!" 

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

None.

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Recurring Themes

2006-11-03T21:23:15Z

Pizzocalabro: /* Opening of Locked Doors */

==Recurring Themes==

===Steve and Toasters===

Steve has, many times, run into problems with toasters. This seems to be the result of an unfeasible conspiracy against Steve; every time Steve attempts to make toast, something goes horribly wrong with the toaster. For example, various toasters have turned out to be fairies, [[Wikipedia:Transformers|Transformer]]-esque robots, or haunted.

Steve's problems with toast date even further back than these toaster troubles: at one point, Steve attempted to butter his toast only to discover that the [[butter]] had become a foul-tasting, three-eyed being.

===Fairies===

Magical [[:Category:Fairies|fairies]] make regular appearances in Beaver and Steve. These have included the [[Meat Fairy]], the [[Good Fairy of the East]], toaster fairies, mine pixies, etc.

===Removal of Body Parts===

Various appendages and body parts are removed frequently in this comic. In one case, an awkward situation arose when Steve discovered [[Moustache Guy]]'s disembodied [[nipples]] while bathing in a hot tub ([[Comic 20]]). In another, Beaver somehow obtained another (or possibly the same) man's nose. Beaver [[Comic 67|once]] removed [[Steve's pelvis]] and used it to escape from the Shoe Goblin's clutches. And while playing a game of chase in [[Comic 144]], Beaver accidently removes [[Steve's tail]] (which is an evolutionary throwback from the days when Steve's race had to escape the [[Sky-Octopus]]), which then turns into a minature version of Steve and tries to cut off Beavers' tail. (The real Steve then cuts off Beaver's tail and attaches it to himself.)

===Steve's Inner Demons===

Steve sometimes struggles with his inner demons, in a very literal sense. Steve's body has been occupied by actual demons who emerge every thousand years, a [[Wikipedia:Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]]-esque man in a top hat, and [[Loki]], the Norse god of mischief.

==Opening of Forbidden Doors==

Steve seems to find it impossible not to open doors that are clearly never to be opened. In [[comic 159]], Steve opens a door and releases [[the mighty and terrible QUAL'N'GURTHA]], which leads to all sorts of unfeasible hi-jinks. Again, in [[comic 170]], he smashes the 'Lovely Lock' that seals the portal between [[Pixie Land]] and [[Gremlinopolis]], thus allowing the Gremlins to invade [[Pixie Land]] and enslave the Pixie population. Beaver in fact refers to this theme when he says "I thought we'd agreed: no more running gags."

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2006-11-03T17:39:46Z

Pizzocalabro: Comic 235, panel 1

Comic 235, panel 1

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2006-11-01T22:22:10Z

Pizzocalabro: Comic 234, panel 6

Comic 234, panel 6