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Comic 11/Danish

2010-07-18T01:00:57Z

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[[Image:11_2.png|frame|Steffen i skraldespanden.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|11}}

'''Denne side på engelsk:''' [[Comic 11]]

'''Titel:''' Sko- goblinen

'''Dato:''' 4 Oktober, 2004

'''Resume:''' Steffen gemmer sig fra sko-goblinen.

'''Rolleliste:''' [[Beaver|Bæver]], [[Steve|Steffen]], [[Shoe Goblin|Sko Goblinen]]

'''"[[Fin]]" type:''' Sælen af en sko.

'''Panelnummer:''' 7
 
==Transcription==

======Panel 1======

Bæver: "Ga' vide hvor Steffen er i dag."

======Panel 2======

Bæver: "Hvad laver du derinde Steffen?" 
Steffen: "Jeg gemmer mig fra Sko-Goblinen."

======Panel 3======

...

======Panel 4======

...

======Panel 5======

Sko Goblinen: "Har De set et lille firben rundt omkring?" 
Bæver: "Ja - han er herinde"

======Panel 6======

Sko Goblinen: "Du troede du ku' gemme dig fra mig, hvad?"

======Panel 7======

Sko Goblinen: "Gør dig klar for en skoende af EPISKE PROPORTIONER!" 
Steffen: "Nej! Ikke hælet!" 
Bæver: "Det er så sødt når Steffen leger med sin usynlige venner."

==Sjove Faktum==

Bæver drikker træ the

==Referencer==

Ingen.

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MOP

2010-07-18T01:00:42Z

Pcj:

[[Image:140_5.png|frame|Steve the hero]]

Onomatopoeia that occurs when Steve corners an [[Evil Hamburger]] with a mop.

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Comic 205

2010-07-18T01:00:23Z

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[[Image:205_5.png|frame|{{Image:205_5.png}}]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|205}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' let's get philatelical

'''Date:''' [[July]] 21, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve must stop the sun from burning up all their stamps.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Sun]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[TWEEZE]]", "[[EXAMINE|EXAMINE!]]", "[[LICK]]", "[[FLOOMF|FLOOMF!]]", "[[GULP|GULP!]]", "[[SHINE|SHINE!]]", "[[BROOM|BROOM!]]", "[[THUDD|THUDD!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Postage stamps.

'''Number of panels:''' 7
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver: "Oh boy, I love stamps! They are like little gum-backed rectangles of happiness!" 
Beaver TWEEZEs a stamp.

======Panel 2======

Beaver is EXAMINE!'ing a stamp with a magnifying glass while Steve LICK's another stamp. 
Beaver: "Ah, the pride of my collection: the irreplaceable 'Penny Aubergine'! Just look at that detail. Luxuriant!"

======Panel 3======

Beaver's stamp bursts into flames with a FLOOMF! Steve GULP!'s; the stamp he had in his hand is gone. 
Beaver: "Oh! My beautiful stamp! What's happening??"

======Panel 4======

The Sun, back on the shelf, is SHINE!'ing. 
Sun: "Hee hee!" 
Beaver: "Bah, it's that pesky sun, up to his usual tricks!"

======Panel 5======

Steve: "Don't worry Beaver, I'll get him down!" 
Steve BROOM!'s the Sun. 
Beaver: "Careful Steve, the sun is the source of all life on Earth..." 
Steve: "Oh don't be such a worry-wart. It's all under control!"

======Panel 6======

The Sun falls with a THUDD! 
Sun: "AKH!" 
Steve: "Oop."

======Panel 7======

The Sun appears to be dead, flies are hovering over him and the room is darker. 
Steve: "See Beaver, I told you those solar panels were a waste of money" 
Beaver: "I'll go and fetch the night lights."

==Fun Facts==

*The postage stamps still need to be licked.
*Steve appears to swallow the stamp when Beaver's stamp catches on fire.
*When the sun dies, flies will circle around it almost immediately.

==References==

*[[wikipedia:Philatelics|Philatelics]] is stamp collecting.
*'Penny Aubergine' is a reference to the '[[wikipedia:Penny Black|Penny Black]]'.

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MOP

2010-07-18T01:00:16Z

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Comic 241

2010-07-18T00:59:04Z

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[[Image:241_3.png|frame|Steve SPEW!s digestive organs on a villain!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|241}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' colonic irritation

'''Date:''' [[November]] 28, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve are confronted by a villain. Steve demonstrates the defensive mechanism of sea cucumbers.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Mugger]], [[Sea Cucumber]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[BRANDISH|BRANDISH!]]", "[[SPEW|SPEW!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written in digestive organs.

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are walking down an alley when they are confronted by a mugger BRANDISH!ing a knife! 
Mugger: "Grr! Gimme yer wallets!" 
Beaver: "Oh no! We are confronted by a villain!" 
Steve: "Don't worry Beaver, I'll get us out of this with a little trick I picked up from nature's most cunning creation:"

======Panel 2======

A brown, slug-like creature is shown surrounded by blue rays of light and multi-colored stars. 
Steve (off stage): "THE SEA CUCUMBER" 
Sea Cucumber: "Purr!"

======Panel 3======

Steve SPEW!s digestive fluid and organs on the mugger! 
Mugger: "Akh!"

======Panel 4======

Beaver: "You - You expelled your digestive organs onto him?" 
Steve: "To distract him while we make our escape!" 
The mugger is laying on the ground, covered in digestive fluid and organs. 
Mugger: "Groo..." 
Steve: "Nature has so much to teach us."

======Panel 5======

Steve: "But don't you need those? You know, to live?" 
The mugger is now standing, dripping digestive fluid and entangled by a pink digestive organ. 
Mugger: "Gross" 
Steve: "Hmm..."

======Panel 6======

Steve: "Well technically speaking they are not exactly 'my' digestive organs..." 
Beaver examines the stitched up wound on his abdomen. 
Beaver: "This explains why I woke up in a bathtub full of ice this morning..." 
Beaver: "I knew I recognized that [[Wikipedia:ileum|ileum]]." 
Mugger (off stage): "Ew! Partially digested wood shavings!"

==Fun Facts==

* Beaver can live without digestive organs

==References==

None.

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Comic 250

2010-07-18T00:59:02Z

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[[Image:250_4.png|frame|Steve's atomic discombobulator in action.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|250}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 1

'''Date:''' [[January]] 5, 2007

'''Summary:''' Steve prepares to help feverish Beaver with a new invention

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FEVER]]", "[[KA ZAPP]]", "[[CRAASH|CRAASH!]]", "[[GRO-O-O-OW|GRO-O-O-OW!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver has a thermometer in his mouth, a maroon scarf and a blue compress on his head. He has a FEVER. 
Beaver: "Sniff! Oh Steve I have a dreadful cold!" 
Beaver: "I'll have to drink lots of fluid and get plenty of rest" 
Steve: "Balderdash! I have a far simpler and more reliable remedy!"

======Panel 2======

Steve points to an atomic discombobulator and small submarine. The submarine has a friendly, slightly manic smile. 
Steve: "Utilizing this atomic discombobulator I will drive this conveniently located vessel into your body and root out the cold at its source. I'll be done quicker than you can say 'massive internal haemorrhage'."

======Panel 3======

Beaver: "You're going to shrink yourself down and then pilot a miniaturised submarine into my sinus cavity? I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with that scenario.." 
Steve: "Shrink myself down? Honestly Beaver, I don't know where you come up with such ridiculous notions! Of course I'm not going to shrink myself down!" 
Beaver: "Oh, that's a relief!" 

======Panel 4======

Steve stands behind the atomic discombobulator, operating red and blue levers. 
The atomic discombobulator goes KA ZAPP, outlining Beaver with a yellow glow. 
Steve: "Now stay very still..." 
Beaver: "Gah! Steve! What are you doing??" 
Steve: "Don't worry, the apparatus has been thoroughly tested..."

======Panel 5======

Six test subjects are shown; we might assume they were all originally rabbits. 
Test subject #1 is a rabbit with a very large head. 
Test subject #12 is a rabbit with very large eyes and teeth. 
Test subject #26 has four tentacles and three eyes. 
Test subject #43 is a rabbit with a pineapple for a head. 
Test subject #118 is a rabbit that levitates surrounded by a yellow crackling aura and floating eyes. 
Test subject #231 is a steaming puddle of goo.

======Panel 6======

Beaver GRO-O-O-OW!s up through the roof and CRAASH!es through the ceiling - only his lower body, tail and legs are visible. 
Steve: "You may experience some discomfort during the atomic discombobulation process..." 
Beaver: "Oh, the unimaginable pain!" 
Steve: Maybe I should have done this outside..." 
Beaver: "Ooh, the attic is filthy... Akh! Further pain!"

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

*"[[Oh, the unimaginable pain!]]" is a line that occurs elsewhere in the series.

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Comic 117/Comic

2010-07-18T00:59:00Z

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WHAMM

2010-07-18T00:55:30Z

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The noise made by something hitting something else very hard. As a general rule it is best not to have this sound happening in your life.

Slightly noisier than a [[WHAM]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Talk:Comic 74

2010-07-18T00:53:32Z

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1.6.bung introduced some stupid setting requiring the namespaces to be more than two letters or something, so you have to change the ST: namespace to something like startrek:.

--[[User:Pcj|Pcj]] 21:50, 24 June 2006 (PDT)

Comic 74

2010-07-18T00:53:29Z

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[[Image:74_11.png|frame|Steve breaks the law.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|74}}

'''Title:''' the Pandarian Encounter - by JUSTAS!

'''Date:''' [[May]] 16, 2005

'''Summary:''' Captain Steve starts an intergalactic war with the Pandarians.

'''Cast:''' [[Steve]], [[Botemota]], [[Pandarian]], [[Beavock]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[BREAK LAW|BREAK LAW!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' "Probably not to be continued..."

'''Number of panels:''' 13
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

A view of a spaceship shaped like Steve. 
Steve: "Captain's Log, Stardate 17562.8 
The USS Stevenprise has been ordered to investigate a distress call from an unidentified vessel near the Goblinean Neutral Zone"

======Panel 2======

Botemota: "The ship is now in visual range, Captain." 
Steve: "Open hailing frequencies." 
Botemota: "Opening hailing frequencies..." 
Steve: "On screen."

======Panel 3======

A shot of the viewscreen, showing the Pandarian captain, holding a bamboo stick. 
Steve: "NO!!! Could they really be..." 
Pandarian: "Mew?"

======Panel 4======

Close-up on Steve's face. 
Steve: "...the Pandarians?!!"

======Panel 5======

Steve: "FIRE THE FRUITON TORPEDOES!!!!"

======Panel 6======

Beavock: "Sir, wait!!"

======Panel 7======

Steve: "What is it, Beavock?"

======Panel 8======

Beavock: "Not only would it be highly illogical, sir, but the Pandarians are also an endangered species... it would be illegal to harm them!"

======Panel 9======

Steve: "Oh..."

======Panel 10======

Beavock and Steve stare at each other.

======Panel 11======

Steve pushes the firing button with a BREAK LAW! onomatopoeia.

======Panel 12======

A view of the front of the spaceship, shooting out a banana, a pineapple and an apple.

======Panel 13======

Pandarian: "Mew?" 
[Probably not to be continued...]

==Fun Facts==

*The spoofed Star Trek uniforms are from different eras.
*It is not clear what the Pandarians' distress call is about, nor why the Stevenprise has to be ordered to investigate the distress call.
*The episode is ''indeed'' continued in [[Comic 199]].

==References==

*The entire episode is a big [[STrek:Star Trek|Star Trek]] reference:
**The USS Stevenprise is a spoof on the [[STrek:USS Enterprise|USS Enterprise]].
**Steve is wearing a uniform similar to those worn in [[STrek:Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek: The Next Generation]].
**Emotibot looks like [[STrek:Data|Data]].
**The fruiton torpedoes are a spoof on [[STrek:Photon torpedo|photon torpedoes]].
**Beavock is a spoof on [[STrek:Spock|Spock]].
**The Goblinean Neutral Zone is a spoof on the [[STrek:Romulan Neutral Zone|Romulan Neutral Zone]].

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GIGGLE

2010-07-18T00:53:28Z

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Steve GIGGLEs in [[Comic 13]] when Beaver punches in 5318008.
[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Evil Robots From The Future

2010-07-18T00:53:27Z

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[[Image:231 4.png|frame|Cruel, evil and from the Future!]]

Evil Robots From The Future are - unsurprisingly - from the future, where they have enslaved mankind after they got rid of a race of Sentient Evil Mutant Space Potatoes. Due to changes in future-language it is as yet unknown whether they actually come from the future of the future or just the regular future. Perhaps one day we will find out. In the FUTURE!

They first appeared in [[Comic 133]] and again in [[Comic 231]].

===Known Facts===

*To fuel their constant hunger for joint lubricant they conduct routine organ harvests amongst the surviving puny organic lifeforms.
*It is a well known fact that organs produce the richest smoothest joint lubricant it is possible to get. Mmm - hinge-licious!
*They have a highly developed sense of robot-humour. Organics probably wouldn't get it.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Robots]]

Comic 116

2010-07-18T00:53:25Z

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[[Image:116_4.png|frame|Beaver and Steve entering the nest.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|116}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Panda-monium - part 3

'''Date:''' [[October]] 10, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve locate the panda's nest and the majestic Queen

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Panda Queen]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[MEW]]", "[[PULSATE|PULSATE!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver: "Now, where could the nest be?"

======Panel 2======

Steve: "Is that it next to the fridge?" 
The nest towers next to the fridge. 
Beaver: "You could be right Steve, let's check it out"

======Panel 3======

Beaver sticks his head inside the entrance to the nest. 
Beaver: "Wow - It's huge in here!" 
Steve: "Are you sure about this Beaver?"

======Panel 4======

Beaver: "This place is amazing! We're so lucky, to be able to see this marvel of nature!" 
Steve: "It smells funny"

======Panel 5======

Beaver: "This is it - The Queens chamber!" 
Steve: "Perhaps we should come back another time?"

======Panel 6======

The Queen Panda MEW's and PULSATE!'s. 
Beaver: "There she is... Majestic!" 
Steve: "Or you know, we could just move house..."

==Fun Facts==

* Panda nests are way bigger inside than they are outside

==References==

None.

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CRONCH

2010-07-18T00:53:23Z

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Sound made by the Squid of the [[Three Judges]] as he eats Skittles while watching [[Steve]]'s life on the Orb of Visions.

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Comic 5/Polish

2010-07-18T00:53:22Z

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[[Image:5_4.png|frame|CoÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Âº tu Ãƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Âºmierdzi...]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|5}}

'''Ta strona po angielsku:''' [[Comic 5]]

'''TytuÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å¡:''' Steve ma randkÃƒâ€žÃ¢â€žÂ¢ - czÃƒâ€žÃ¢â€žÂ¢Ãƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬ÂºÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¡ 1

'''Data:''' 15 WrzeÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Âºnia, 2004

'''Problematyka:''' Beaver ma randkÃƒâ€žÃ¢â€žÂ¢ ze zdechÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ãƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ rybÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦

'''Obsada:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Miranda]]

'''IloÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬ÂºÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¡; obrazkÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â³w:''' 5
 
==Transkrypcja==

======Obrazek 1======

Steve: "Hej Beaver, jak wyglÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦dam?" 
Beaver: "CaÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å¡kiem ostro Steve, cÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â³Ãƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¼ to za okazja?"

======Obrazek 2======

Steve: "Mam randkÃƒâ€žÃ¢â€žÂ¢!" 
Beaver: "To Ãƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Âºwietnie Steve! Kim jest szczÃƒâ€žÃ¢â€žÂ¢Ãƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Âºliwa panna?"

======Obrazek 3======

Dzwonek do drzwi rozbrzmiewa dÃƒâ€¦Ã‚ÂºwiÃƒâ€žÃ¢â€žÂ¢kiem DINGA-DONG! 
Steve: "To na pewno ona"

======Obrazek 4======

Steve przychodzi z ubranÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦, martwÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ rybÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦. 
Steve: "Beaver, chciaÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å¡bym byÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Âº poznaÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å¡ mojÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ narzeczonÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦, Mirande. Miranda, to jest Beaver"

======Obrazek 5======

Beaver: "Steve, ona jest zdechÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ãƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ ryba" 
Beaver: "A na mÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â³j nos, juÃƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¼ od dÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å¡uÃƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¼szego czasu" 
Steve: "Nie sÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å¡uchaj go Mirando, on jest zazdrosny o naszÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ miÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬Å¡oÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬ÂºÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¡"

==Zabawne fakty==
IloÃƒâ€¦Ã¢â‚¬ÂºÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¡ prÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Ãƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¼kÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â³w na ogonie Beavera zmienia siÃƒâ€žÃ¢â€žÂ¢ z kaÃƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¼dym obrazkiem.

==PowiÃƒâ€žÃ¢â‚¬Â¦zania==

Brak.

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Comic 223/Comic

2010-07-18T00:53:21Z

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NYEH

2010-07-18T00:53:19Z

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Nyeh is the sound made when making a raspberry at someone.
In [[Comic 80]], [[Count Dracula]] sticks out his tounge at [[Steve]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

POOF

2010-07-18T00:53:18Z

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Sound made as [[Dracula|GM Dracula]] transforms into a bat in [[Comic 234]]

[[Category: Onomatopoeias]]

OUTTACONTROL

2010-07-18T00:53:18Z

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The sound of a helicopter spinning out of control into a building! Eek! Appears in [[Comic 69]].

[[category:Onomatopoeias]]

GRAAAA

2010-07-18T00:53:16Z

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Roar made by mutated [[Rupert T. Roach]] in [[Comic 58]]. Also, the [[Demon]] in [[Comic 184]] has the same roar, but softer.

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Comic 64/Comic

2010-07-18T00:53:15Z

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Comic 207/Comic

2010-07-18T00:53:14Z

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Comic 226

2010-07-18T00:53:12Z

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[[Image:226_3.png|frame|Steve notices something unusual]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|226}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' GUEST STRIP! by Chris Yates

'''Date:''' [[October]] 3, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver alphabetizes his spare appendages, while Steve assists Qual'n'Gurtha in the purchase of beverages.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Qual'n'Gurtha]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[GREET|GREET!]]", "[[RESPOND|RESPOND!]]", "[[OBSERVE|OBSERVE!]]", "[[WALK]]", "[[UNEXPECTED CAMEO|UNEXPECTED CAMEO!]]", "[[PUNCHLINE|PUNCHLINE!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Cut from real wood (first official BnS Fin to exist in the physical world as such)

'''Number of panels:''' 13
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve WALK WALKs along a rock, while speaking to Beaver, who is offpanel. 
Steve: "Hey Beaver!" 
Beaver: "B, C, D, E..."

======Panel 2======

Beaver stands over a pile of multicolored paper clips. 
Beaver GREET!s Steve with: "Hello dear friend Steve! I am alphabetizing my spare appendages!" 
Steve RESPOND!s with: "Those are paper clips, Beaver." 
Beaver: "You say ''potato'', I say ''spare appendages''."

======Panel 3======

Steve: "Hey Beaver?" 
Beaver: "What?" 
Steve: "Have you noticed anything weird today? The backgrounds are more detailed than usual and our facial expressions don't change!"

======Panel 4======

Beaver: "''Whatever are you talking about?''" 
Beaver: "I'm a Beaver, you're a Steve, and everything is tip-top!"

======Panel 5======

Beaver: "Now I ''simply must'' get back to my alphabetizing these." 
Steve: "Okay! I'm going to explore!"

======Panel 6======

Steve WALK WALK WALKs away, OBSERVE!ing the countryside while Beaver continues to sort offpanel. 
Steve: "What a lovely day!" 
Beaver: "F, G, H..."

======Panel 7======

Qual'n'Gurtha shows up in an UNEXPECTED CAMEO! 
Steve: "Oh hello, Qual'n'gurtha. What's up?" 
Qual'n'Gurtha: "I have a thirst that is thirstier than any thirst that has ever been thirsted!!"

======Panel 8======

Qual'n'Gurtha: "''And there is only one thing that can quench the thirst!''" 
Qual'n'Gurtha: "The smooth refreshing taste of '''Dr. Pepper!!!'''" 
Steve: "Oh my!"

======Panel 9======

Qual'n'Gurtha and Steve happen upon a soda machine. 
Qual'n'Gurtha: "But I only have fifty cents."

======Panel 10======

Steve: "That's okay! I've got an extra quarter!" 
Qual'n'gurtha: "''Really?''" 
Steve produces a quarter, which is almost as large as he is.

======Panel 11======

Steve moves over to the soda machine. 
Steve: "Er, it looks like it's out of Dr. Pepper." 
Qual'n'Gurtha: "'''RATS!!'''" 
Qual'n'Gurtha: "Well, I guess a Pepsi is better than nothing."

======Panel 12======

Qual'n'Gurtha: "Thanks Steve. I will treasure this beverage for all time." 
Steve: "No problem! See ya later!"

======Panel 13======

Qual'n'Gurtha delivers the PUNCHLINE! to this strip. 
Qual'n'Gurtha: "'''Hey! Come back!!'''" 
Qual'n'Gurtha: "''My tentacles are poorly equipped to open this infernal container!!''" 
Qual'n'Gurtha: "I am unable to catch the wave of the next generation!"

==Fun Facts==

* The characters in this strip were cut from wood and photographed on an actual rock, rather than drawn.

==References==

* Beaver's potato line is a reference to "You say ''po-tay-tow'', I say ''po-tah-taw''", a line often used to note how people say the same things differently.
* [[Wikipedia:Dr Pepper|Dr Pepper]] and [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi]] are popular brands of soft drinks.

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IP address

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Comic 67

2010-07-18T00:51:27Z

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[[Image:67_6.png|frame|Steves pocket pelvis]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|67}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 12

'''Date:''' [[April]] 22, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve are about to be shoed, only Steve's pelvis can save them.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Emotibot]], [[Pandas]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[POPP]]", "[[SAW]]", "[[CUT|CUT!]]", "[[NYEM]]", "[[SNAPT]]", "[[AVOID]]", "[[LEAP]]", "[[CRASH]]", "[[FLOP]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 12
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are tied together. 
Steve: "Wait! I think I have my penknife in my pocket! Can you reach it?" 
Beaver: "I'll try..."

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "Hmm... clammy..." 
Steve: "Hee hee! That tickles!"

======Panel 3======

Beaver: "Wait- I feel something... but it's stuck!"

======Panel 4======

Steve: "Then pull... pull like the wind!"

======Panel 5======

Steve: "Wait a minute... I don't have any pockets"

======Panel 6======

Steve: "Um... is that my pelvis?" 
Beaver POPPs Steve's pelvis out.

======Panel 7======

Beaver SAWs though the ropes with the pelvis.

======Panel 8======

The ropes are CUT!

======Panel 9======

The panda finally SNAPTs the rope.

======Panel 10======

The shoe CRASHEs down. Steave AVOIDs it, Beaver LEAPs away instead. 
Steve: "Yikes!" 
Beaver: "Yaaa!"

======Panel 11======

Beaver and Steve celebrate holding the pelvis up high. 
Beaver: "We made it! And it's all thanks to your serrated bones!" 
Emotibot: "Whoop-dee-doo." 
Steve: "Yay! Osteoarthritis rules!"

======Panel 12======

Steve FLOPs down for lack of support. 
Steve: "Could I have that back now?"

==Fun Facts==

* Apparently, dragon pelvises are detachable through a hole in their sides.
* Steves bones are serrated.

==References==

None.

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Comic 207

2008-01-08T15:08:37Z

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[[Image:207_3.png|frame|Steve kills his ghost]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|207}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' spook only when spooken to - part 2

'''Date:''' [[July]] 28, 2006

'''Summary:''' Steve kills, then sells his soul (to the devil)

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Steve's Ghost]], [[Otter]], [[Satan]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[TUG|TUG!]]", "[[R-R-RIP|R-R-RIP!]]", "[[BULGE|BULGE!]]", "[[BINK|BINK!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Ghosts

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: "Yaaawn... Hey, What are you doing out here" 
Steve's Ghost: "I, um, uh... Oh I just remembered I have to go and, uh, haunt something over there...

======Panel 2======

Steve TUG!s his soul's tail 
Steve: "Oh no you don't! You're my soul! I need you for, you know, souly things!" 
Steve's soul: "Hey! But hanging out in your body is so boring! No fair! Let go!"

======Panel 3======

Steve's soul's tail R-R-RIP!s from him. 
Steve's soul: "AAKH!" 
Steve: "Oop."

======Panel 4======

Beaver and Steve look at the dead ghost 
Steve: "Do you think I should be worried that I just killed my own ghost?" 
Beaver: "I think this might be another of those things that go in the category of 'It's probably best not to think about it.'"

======Panel 5======

Beaver: "Oh, but look, something is coming out of it..." 
Something is BULGE!ing from Steve's Ghost 
Steve: "I-Is it the ghost of my ghost?"

======Panel 6======
[[image:circleoflife.png|frame|Like everything in it, life itself revolves around TV]]
Steve: "Oh... No, it's an otter." 
An otter BINK!s from the ghost 
Otter: "KII! KII!" 
Beaver (in lecturey pose): "Don't you know Steve: That is where new otters come from."

======Panel 7======

Beaver: "It is all part of the miracle of nature!" 
The [[circle of life]] is displayed 
The Otter proudly shows off a fish in the bottom right corner

======Panel 8======

Steve's soul is beginning to smell (as shown by the flies flying around it) 
Beaver: "Ew - But what are we going to do with your soul now?" 
Steve: "Hmm... I think I know someone who might take it off our hands..."

======Panel 9======

Cut to hell, Satan is infuriated at the low-quality dead-ghosty product he has recieved in the mail. 
Satan: "What the..! The advert said 'As new'!" 
Flies emanate from the box 
Satan: "I traded the world's largest top hat for this??"

==Fun Facts==

*"Souly things include: playing saxophone, enjoying yoghurt, judgement day." - [[James Turner]]
*Ghosts = Souls
*To be pedantic, the [[circle of life]] does not include whatever Steve is.
*Unlike Steve, his ghost is not able to detach [[Steve's Tail|his tail]] in emergencies.

==References==

*In [[Comic 91]], we see the ghost producing stage of the circle of life, also heralded with a [[BINK]]!
*The package Satan recieved was delivered by Red Fox, which is the company that Joe from the webcomic [http://www.joeandmonkey.com Joe and Monkey] works for.
**In [[Comic 155]], the [[Xarlaxian]] King's washing machine delivery guy disguise also implied that he was employed at Red Fox.
*The man representing 'people' in the Circle of Life is another instance of the [[Moustache Guy]].

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Comic 251

2008-01-08T15:08:04Z

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[[Image:251_11.png|frame|Snot storm!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|251}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 2

'''Date:''' [[January]] 9, 2007

'''Summary:''' Just as the last nasal hygiene-based superheroes give up for good, Steve's actions quickly make them regret their career change.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Box-of-Tissues-Man]], [[Hanky Boy]], [[Cold Virus]], [[Civilians]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[ZUMM|ZUMM!]]", "[[TOSS]]", "[[GLUK]]", "[[GULP|GULP!]]", "[[FLIP|FLIP!]]", "[[STRAIN|STRAIN!]]", "[[TURN]]", "[[DRIP|DRIP!]]", "[[SPLORSH|SPLORSH!]]", "[[SPLOO|SPLOO!]]", "[[FLEE]]", "[[DOOK]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 14
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

[Meanwhile, in a secret underground location...] 
A washed-out superhero drinks depressedly as his sidekick tries to cheer him up. 
Hanky Boy: "Come on Box-of-Tissues-Man! You can't give up!" 
Box-of-Tissues-Man: "It's no good Hanky Boy, we have to face facts: This city doesn't need any nasal hygiene-based super heroes."

======Panel 2======

Hanky Boy: "But what about that coffee spill we..." 
Box-of-Tissues-Man: (taking off his mask) "Damnit, that's not what I built the Tissue-Cave for! The flimsy forces of good have wiped the nose of evil for the last time..." 
Box-of-Tissues-Man: "Now it's time to throw away the soggy Kleenex of Justice ... forever."

======Panel 3======

[Back at the home of Beaver and Steve ...] 
The gigantic Beaver is standing with his right foot still in their partially demolished house. 
Beaver: "Do all your plans have to involve massive property damage Steve?" 
Steve: (ZUMM!ing up to Beaver in his flying submarine thing) "Look, do you want to be cured or not?" 
Beaver: "Are you sure you know how to do this?"

======Panel 4======

Close-up of Beaver's eye with Steve's ship floating near it. 
Steve: "Of course! Look, I have anatomy books and everything! I just have to navigate to your swim bladder and..." 
Beaver: "Steve, that is a book of fish anatomy. I am a beaver." 
Steve: "For someone so large you're awfully picky. But don't worry I'm sure one of these books must be about cobras ..." 
Beaver: "Beavers!" 
Steve: "Yes, yes, whatever. Now initiate insertion procedure!"

======Panel 5======

Beaver: "Oh well..." 
Beaver TOSSes the ship in his mouth.

======Panel 6======

Beaver GLUKs some water and swallows the ship with a GULP!

======Panel 7======

[Inside ...] 
Steve floats inside Beaver with his ship while reading a book about Beaver anatomy upside-down. 
Steve: "This is worse than I thought - all of Beaver's organs are upside-down!" 
Steve: "I'd better ask for directions ..."

======Panel 8======

Steve stops at a large pipe with a "SNOT" sign on it. A suspicious masked character is STRAIN!ing to turn open a valve on the pipe. Steve FLIP!s open his ship's cockpit. 
Steve: "Hey, have you seen any cold viruses around here?" 
Cold Virus: "What? W-Who, me? I, uh..." 
Steve: "Wait ... what are you doing with that valve? ..."

======Panel 9======

Steve: (TURN!ing the valve himself now) "You're doing it all wrong! Let me do it!"

======Panel 10======

[Outside...] 
Snot starts quickly DRIP!ping from Beaver's nose. 
Beaver: "Snft! Ew!"

======Panel 11======

[And down below...] 
Beaver's snot keeps SPLORSH!ing to the ground, causing terror and panic among the civilians. 
Civilian 1: "Run for your lives! It's a snot storm!" 
Civilian 2: "The salty tide of doom is upon us!"

======Panel 12======

The duo formerly known as Hanky Boy and Box-of-Tissues-Man arrive at the scene with new names and superpowers. 
Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "Never fear citizens, for a new hero has arisen to answer your cries for help!" 
Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "I, Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man, will save the day!"

======Panel 13======

More snot SPLOO!s to the ground as civilians FLEE from it. 
Civilian: "Oh! Who will save us from this deluge of nasal mucus?" 
Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man: "I... Uh..."

======Panel 14======

Box-of-Non-Absorbent-Disposable-Gloves-Man is drinking again with the snot storm going on behind him. 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

* Hanky Boy's new name is not mentioned, although judging by the shirt, it probably starts with an R.
* Due to intense wrist pain, [[James Turner|James]] was unable to finish colouring this comic. [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=772 A coloured version] created by a fan, [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/forum/profile.php?mode=miniprofile&u=351 El-Barto], was used to replace the official version in the meantime.
* Curiously, Beaver didn't have a hard time to find a giant glass and fill it with water to get Steve inside.

==References==

None.

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Comic 203

2008-01-08T15:07:56Z

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[[Image:203_5.png|frame|{{Image:203_5.png}}]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|203}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' the power of love - part 3

'''Date:''' [[July]] 14, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver attempts to repel the invasion force...of love!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Love]], [[The King of Love]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[STITCH|STITCH!]]", "[[WHITTLE|WHITTLE!]]", "[[GLUE|GLUE!]]", "[[THUNK|THUNK!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: "I can feel them bite my fingers! I can feel them bite my toes! Love is all around me! And so my suffering grows!" 
Beaver: "Why are you attacking us??"

======Panel 2======

The King of Love: "We have waited for thousands of years for your people to draw us into this dimension with their acts of 'love'... but your primitive corporeal 'romantic comedies' and 'speed dating' have proved infuriatingly slow at this task. However now that the doorway is open we finally have the chance we've been waiting for... to take this world by force!" 
Beaver: "But why enter our world at all?" 
The King of Love: "To steal the one thing our dimension cannot supply, but which yours has in abundance..."

======Panel 3======

The King of Love: "Granola! It's oaty-delicious!" 
Beaver (aside): "Hmm - I've got to stop them... and I think I know how!'

======Panel 4======

The King of Love: "...and cowboy boots!..." 
Beaver is WHITTLE!'ing, STICH!'ing, and GLUE!'ing in front of him, turned away so what he is doing is not shown. 
Beaver: "I just have to apply a few crafts skills of my own.. it's a good thing I was the 1992 world speed-crafts champion! ...There, that should do it!"

======Panel 5======

Beaver is using a sock puppet which is colored similarly to Steve. 
Beaver (throwing his voice): "Oh Steve! You are so handsome! How about you and me go for a smoothie some time?" 
Steve: "What... oh my! She's... she's... ...she's beautiful!"

======Panel 6======

A Love gets THUNK!'d by an arrow through the... well, through the heart. 
Love: "AKH!"

==Fun Facts==

*Beaver was the 1992 world speed-crafts champion.
**"Beaver's record for weaving a basket from coloured paper still hasn't been beaten." - [[James Turner|JT]]
*Love enjoys cowboy boots and a healthy meal of granola.
*Love lets go whenever Steve turns.
*Steve is no longer attracted to dead fish.
*Beaver still enjoys a good smoothie.

==References==

*Steve's lines, "I can feel them bite my fingers! I can feel them bite my toes! Love is all around me! And so my suffering grows!" are a reference to the lyrics of ''[[Wikipedia:Love Is All Around|Love Is All Around]]'' by [[Wikipedia:The Troggs|The Troggs]] (and later covered by many bands):

''I feel it in my fingers,'' 
''I feel it in my toes.'' 
''Love is all around me'' 
''And so the feeling grows...''

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Comic 86

2008-01-08T15:07:49Z

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[[Image:86_13.png|frame|Steve is rich! Rich he tells you!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|86}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' life's a cabernet - part 2

'''Date:''' [[June]] 27, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve decides whether or not to destroy Beaver for treasure.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SPLATCH|SPLATCH!]]", "[[GROAN|GROAN.]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' The ribcage of a fish skeleton spells the word.

'''Number of panels:''' 13
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver is washing dishes at the sink. 
Beaver: "Don't worry I'll soon have all you dishes spotless!"

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "That includes you Mr Sieve!"

======Panel 3======

Side view of Steve leaping at Beaver, brandishing a spatula, with Rupert on his back. Beaver looks scared. 
Steve: "Yaaaa!" 
Beaver: "Steve! What are you doing?"

======Panel 4======

Beaver lies on the ground, using a hand to shield his head from Steve. Steve holds up his spatula high above his head. 
Steve: "The voice says I have to destroy you!" 
Beaver: "Fight it Steve! Fight it!"

======Panel 5======

A close-up of Steve's head shows Rupert whispering to him while Steve looks into a thought-bubble with Beaver's head in it. 
Rupert: "Don't listen to him! What has that vainglorious buffoon ever done for you?"

======Panel 6======

A flowery panel shows Beaver and Steve dancing and smiling.

======Panel 7======

A heart-filled panel shows a frightened Beaver screaming as he rides on Beaver's back, but Beaver looks very pleased.

======Panel 8======

A star-filled panel shows Steve smiling and riding a giant worm, while Beaver is trapped in its mouth.

======Panel 9======

Steve looks angry and lifts up his spatula again. 
Steve: "He's my friend!" 
Rupert: "Hmm... This may bode ill for my immediate future..."

======Panel 10======

A close-up of Steve's ridges shows Steve SPLATCH!ing Rupert into orange goo with his spatula. 
Rupert: "Oh cruel spatula! Akh!"

======Panel 11======

Beaver has his hand on Steve's shoulder, both are happy, and Rupert is still on Steve's ridge. 
Beaver: "I'm proud of you Steve!" 
Steve: "Thanks Beaver... my friend!"

======Panel 12======

Beaver turns back towards the sink with the fish skeleton in hand. Steve looks surprised. 
Beaver: "And now maybe I can finish the washing-up." 
Steve: "THE TREASURE!"

======Panel 13======

Steve is standing on Beaver's back, and Beaver is lying on the ground, GROANing. Steve is holding up the fish skeleton like a prize, and sauce is oozing on his head. 
Steve: "I'm RICH!"

==Fun Facts==

*There are 13 panels (Ooh, eery!).
*Beaver talks to dishes when he cleans them.
*This is the third time Rupert has died.

==References==

The giant worm in panel 8 is a reference to [[wikipedia:Dune (novel)|Dune]],

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Comic 262

2008-01-08T15:07:44Z

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[[Image:262_4.png|frame|Spider Dolphins!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|262}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve QUEST

'''Date:''' [[February]] 20, 2007

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve, The video game!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Gazoo-like character]], [[Woahs]], [[Spider Dolphins]], [[Bees]], [[Minotaur|Dragonotaur]], [[Unicorn Cyclop Yeti]], [[Squid]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[APPEAR|APPEAR!]]", "[[LIGHTENING BOLT|LIGHTENING BOLT!]]", "[[LEVEL UP|LEVEL UP!]]", "[[HISS|HISS!]]", [[LOWER|LOWER]], "[[FORCE SHOE|FORCE SHOE!]]", "[[FWOOSH|FWOOSH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Made of squid.

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

[One day...] 
Beaver and Steve are standing in the middle of the frame, doing nothing.

======Panel 2======

A Gazoo-like character APPEAR!'s. 
Gazoo-like character: "Brave warriors! The Dragonotaur has stolen the Crystal of Excellent Wishingness from my castle, and only you can stop him from using it to make his evil dreams come true!" 
Gazoo-like character: "You must cross The Bog of Woah, pass through The Caves of Moistness and climb to the top of Mount Deadly to retrieve the crystal from his lair!" 
Beaver: "I'd better make sandwiches"

======Panel 3======

[And so...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Bog of Woah, fighting a couple of woahs. 
Beaver uses a sword and Steve casts LIGHTENING BOLT! 
Gazoo-like character: "We must hurry!" 
Woah: "Woah!" 
Another Woah: "Woah!"

======Panel 4======

[And then...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are in The Caves of Moistness. 
Beaver has a sword and a shield, Steve wears a belt with a skull. 
Gazoo-like character: "Make haste!" 
A Spider Dolphin LOWERs on Beaver with a HISS! 
Beaver: "Oh no! Spider Dolphins!" 
Steve casts a fireball at another Spider Dolphin while he LEVEL UP!'s 
Steve: "Hee hee! That tickles!"

======Panel 5======

[And also...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are climbing Mount Deadly. 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Gazoo-like character: "Climb!" 
Happy bees attack Beaver. 
Happy Bee: "Buzz" 
Another Happy Bee: "Buzz!" 
Steve casts FORCE SHOE! on a Unicorn Cyclop Yeti.

======Panel 6======

[And a bit later...] 
Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are finally in front of the Dragonotaur. 
Dragonotaur: "GRAAA!" 
The Dragonotaur breaths fire on Beaver with a FWOOSH!, but Beaver blocks it with his shield. 
Gazoo-like character: "Vanquish the beast!"

======Panel 7======

Beaver, Steve and the Gazoo-like character are behind the remains of the Dragonotaur. 
Beaver: "Well, we've searched the whole cave - The crystal isn't here!" 
Gazoo-like character looks at his back pocket. 
Gazoo-like character: "Oop, well what do you know! It was in my back pocket all along!"

======Panel 8======

Beaver and Steve look at the Gazoo-like character. 
The Gazoo-like character has the crystal in his hand. 
Gazoo-like character: "And to think you travelled all this way to find it! He he! It's kind if funny when you think about it, isn't it?"

======Panel 9======

A pile of squid is on the floor. Steve is holding the crystal above his head while Beaver looks on angrily. 
Beaver: "Come on Steve, it's my turn to use the all-powerful wishing crystal now" 
Steve: "I wish for... MORE SQUID!" 

==Fun Facts==
* It looks like the Minotaur from [[Comic 242]] finally got his wish.
* The entirety of this comic appears to be a parody of [[wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] and similar fantasy quest role-playing games. [[wikipedia:Experience point#Level-based progression|Levelling up]] is common in these types of games.
* Steve appears to use [[wikipedia:The Force (Star Wars)|The Force]] from ''[[wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]'' rather than normal magic.
* Steve's "Force Shoe" may be a reference to the [[Shoe Goblin]], unless James just really likes shoes too.

==References==

Beaver's yellow shield is perhaps the shield of [[wikipedia:Image:Dndc-the gang.jpg|Eric the Cavalier]] from the [[wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons (TV series)|Dungeons and Dragons cartoon]].

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Comic 140

2008-01-08T15:07:13Z

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[[Image:140_2.png|frame|A tense moment...]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|140}}

'''Title:''' Hamburger Hijinks - part 3

'''Date:''' [[December]] 19, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve confronts the evil burger, Beaver realises it's just a costume.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Evil Hamburger]], [[Manager]], [[Customer]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[RRRRR|RRRRR...]]", "[[RRUH|RRUH?]]", "[[RRAAR|RRAAR!]]", "[[MOP|MOP!]]", "[[FLIP|FLIP!]]", "[[UNMASK|UNMASK!]]", "[[RRIP|RRIP!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' The evil burger.

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: "What are we going to do, Beaver?" 
Beaver: "Hmm..How about we try ignoring it and hope it goes away?" 
Steve: "Ooh! Good plan!" 
Evil Hamburger RRRRR's at Beaver and Steve.

======Panel 2======

Beaver and Steve stare at the hamburger.

======Panel 3======

Customer: (entering the scene) "Hi! I'd like to order a..." 
Evil Hamburger RRUH?'s at the customer.

======Panel 4======

Off-panel Customer: (with blood splashing around) "Get it off me! Augh! My pancreas!" 
Beaver: "Hmm..Well that didn't go quite as well as I'd hoped..." 
Steve: "That's it! Two dead customers is one too many..." 
Steve: "Hand me the mop!"

======Panel 5======

[So...] 
Steve has cornered and now MOP! MOP!'s the Evil Hamburger, who RRAAR!'s at Beaver and fends off Steve's mop. 
Beaver: "Careful Steve, there's nothing more dangerous than a cornered hamburger"

======Panel 6======

Beaver "Wait a minute..That's not a possessed Devil Burger...It's a costume!" 
Beaver: "Let's see who's really behind all this..."

======Panel 7======

Evil Hamburger costume FLIP!'s open to reveal an old man. 
Beaver: "Why! It's Old Man McWeasel from McWeasel burgers across the road!" 
McWeasel: "Bah! I was going to scare away all your customers - And I would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!" 
Beaver: "Hang on - That's a mask too!"

======Panel 8======

McWeasel is UNMASK!'ed and revealed to be the manager, who is holding two red customer service stars. 
Steve: "Oh! It's the boss!" 
Manager: "Yes boys, this whole thing was just a test... And you passed! You've earned these: Your customer service stars!" 
Beaver: "You're not fooling us: That's another mask!"

======Panel 9======

Steve RRIP!'s off the manager's head. 
Manager: "Ouch." 
Beaver: "Um, ok that wasn't a mask. My mistake."

==Fun Facts==

*The 'wet floor' sign shows a guy who slipped and his head fell off!
*Interestingly enough, the evil burger's size changes between panels. It's even more interesting that, minutes before being "unmasked" the burger had been small enough to be in the hands of the customer.
*Steve doesn't mind one dead customer.

==References==

The "meddling kids" line McWeasel uses is straight from [[Wikipedia:Scooby Doo|Scooby Doo]] where every single episode would end up with the monster turning out to be a guy under a mask who says: "I would've gotten away with it too if it werent for those meddling kids!"

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Comic 172

2008-01-08T15:07:10Z

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[[Image:172_3.png|frame|Unicorn stab!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|172}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Dawn of the Unicorn

'''Date:''' [[April]] 14, 2006

'''Summary:''' Steve flees from a gang of unicorns and meets Beaver.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Unicorns]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SLAM|SLAM!]]", "[[OPEN]]", "[[GORE|GORE!]]", "[[SNORT|SNORT!]]", "[[AGAIN|AGAIN!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written in pink letters with unicorn horns on.

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve runs into a house, and SLAM!'s the door behind him. 
Beaver: "Hey Steve, what's up?" 
Steve: "Th-they're everywhere" 
Beaver: "Who's everywhere?" 
Steve: "UNICORNS!"

======Panel 2======

Beaver OPEN's a little rift in the door. 
Beaver: "Now don't be silly Steve, there's no such thing as..."

======Panel 3======

Beaver opens the door all way up, and finds three unicorns. 
One of them SNORT!'s, another GORE!'s Beaver with its horn. 
Beaver: "AKKH!" 
Steve: "Beaver!"

======Panel 4======

Beaver lays on the floor, and Steve SLAM!'s the door AGAIN!. The unicorns' horns still are visible. 
Unicorns: "Neigh!" 
Steve: "Are you ok?" 
Beaver: "I-it's just a flesh wound..."

======Panel 5======

The unicorns are all out of the room and Steve holds the door shut. 
Steve: "We'll be ok - we just have to wait here til they've gone... You're going to be fine Beaver..." 
Steve: "...Beaver?"

======Panel 6======

Steve turns around and sees that Beaver have become a were-unicorn. 
Steve: "NOOOOOOO!" 
Beaver: "Whinney."

==Fun Facts==

*If you are hit by a unicorn horn, you become a were-unicorn. It will only take a few seconds for your new horn to grow.
*Steve is somehow afraid of unicorns (or the unicorns don't like him).
*Unicorns look more evil than most people think.

==References==
*"It's just a flesh wound..." is a line from [[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']].
*The title of the episode is reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:Dawn of the Dead (1978 film)|''Dawn of the Dead'']].
*This episode spoofs some mythical creatures, such as [[Wikipedia:Werewolf|werewolves]], [[Wikipedia:Zombie|zombies]] and [[Wikipedia:Unicorns|unicorns]].

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Comic 205

2008-01-08T15:07:02Z

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Comic 77

2008-01-08T15:06:54Z

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[[Image:77_5.png|frame|Beaver decideds to get back in the game.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|77}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Guest Strip - by MITCH CLEM!

'''Date:''' [[May]] 27, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver is tired of being single and wants to get back in the game.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rock Girl Beaver]], [[Church Girl Beaver]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[CLICK]]", "[[SIGH]]", "[[SMAK]]", "[[SHUDDER]]", "[[BING|BING!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 12
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver is watching TV. 
TV: "Father Jack, what would you say to a cup of tea?" 
Beaver CLICK's the remote. 
TV: "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM..." 
Beaver CLICK's the remote again.

======Panel 2======

TV: "Next on the discovery channel, the mating habits of the beaver." 
Beaver: "Oh my God is that Suzie?"

======Panel 3======

Beaver: "And GREG?!"

======Panel 4======

Beaver goes into Steve's room and SIGH's. 
Beaver: "I just saw my ex-girlfriend together with an old friend." 
Steve: "Where?" 
Beaver: "The discovery channel." 
Steve: "Ooh, harsh."

======Panel 5======

Beaver: "I have been single for too long, Steve! I need to get back in the game!"

======Panel 6======

Beaver: "Where am I supposed to go to meet girls?" 
Steve: "Well, what have you tried so far?"

======Panel 7======

Scene changes to a rock club with Beaver and a Rock Girl Beaver. 
Beaver: "I've tried rock clubs, but those girls are too wild..." 
Rock Girl Beaver: "Oi! Quit bein' daft an' get me a drink!" 
Rock Girl Beaver SMAK's Beaver. 

======Panel 8======
Scene changes again to outside a church with Beaver and a Church Girl Beaver, the church is called God Dam. 
Beaver: "... And the girls at churches are too prudish." 
Church Girl Beaver: "After mass we were all gonna go pray for a couple hours!" 
Beaver SHUDDER's.

======Panel 9======

Scene is back to Beaver and Steve talking. 
Steve: "Well those are the only two places I would think to try..." 
Beaver: "I don't have any other beaver friends, what source do I have of how other beavers hook up?"

======Panel 10======

Both Beaver and Steve look blank faced.

======Panel 11======

A Lightbulb BING!'s over Steve's head as he gets an idea. 
Beaver: "Oh God..."

======Panel 12======

Beaver and Steve are watching the discovery channel. 
Steve: "Wow, you dated her, eh?" 
Steve digs a nudging elbow into beaver. 
Beaver: "I'm really in a lot of pain right now, Steve!"

==Fun Facts==

* Rock club beavers are aggressive.
* Church beavers are prudes.

==References==

*The first line on TV, "Father Jack, what would you say to a cup of tea?", is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Father Ted|Father Ted]], an Irish sitcom.
*The second line is a reference to a [[Wikipedia:Monty Python|Monty Python]] skit involving a diner, SPAM and Vikings.

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Comic 168

2008-01-08T15:06:51Z

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[[Image:168_2.png|frame|Steve appears to be having some difficulties falling asleep...]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|168}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve go on holiday - part 6

'''Date:''' [[March]] 31, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve are eating breakfast while planning what to do next.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Pixieland things|Bed-duvet, Bed-poles, Bed-Plate, Closet, Lamp-bottom, Lamp-Screen, Jam, Knife, Bread]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SLOPP]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

(Next morning) 
Beaver and Steve are sitting at a table with various breakfast items. 
Beaver: "Morning Steve! Did you get a good night's sleep?" 
Steve: "Not really..."

======Panel 2======

A flashback of Steve lying awake in his bedroom at the night, surrounded by a living closet, bed items and a lamp. 
Closet: "Are you asleep yet?" 
Bed post 1: Tee Hee. 
Bed post 2: Tee Hee. 
Lamp: "Sleeping is fun!" 
Bed Duvet: "I know! Let's all sing the 3 AM song!..."

======Panel 3======

Beaver and Steve sit by the breakfast table, Beaver is holding a guide book and Steve is spreading jam on a slice of bread. 
Beaver: "Oh well, as long as we're here, we may as well see the local attractions" 
Bread with jam: "Tee hee! That tickles!" 
Knife: "I love to spread!" 
Jam-Bottle: "Giggle! And don't forget to put my lid back on when you're done!"

======Panel 4======

Steve waves the knife with a SLOPP. Beaver has laid down the book. 
Beaver: "Oh look - there's a bus from this hotel that goes to pixie land museum. That should be interesting..." 
Steve: "Museum? BORING." 
Bread with jam: "WEE!" 
Jam-bottle: "Heh heh... Seriously though. Don't forget the lid..."

======Panel 5======

Beaver holds the book up again. 
Beaver: "Well let's see what else there is... ooh, this sounds good: 'The pixie land happy-fun festival of fun and happiness!" 
Beaver: "Shall we go to that Steve?..."

======Panel 6======

Beaver has laid the book down again. 
Steve is outside, running towards the museum bus with the jam lid in his hand. 
Beaver: "Steve...?" 
Bread with jam: "Hee Hee Heeeee..." 
Knife spreading jam on the table: "Spread! Spread!!" 
Jam-Bottle: "He... He took my lid... Why? SOB! Why??" 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

*A bed has 3 heads (4 if you count the blanket)
*Jam-bottles hate having their lids removed.
*Bread enjoys being spread with jam and apprantly also doesn't mind having bites taken from them.
*Knives seem to be the only magical living objects in pixie land that can move all by themselves.

==References==

None.

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Comic 85

2008-01-08T15:06:16Z

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[[Image:85_9.png|frame|Beaver must be destroyed.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|85}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' life's a cabernet - part 1

'''Date:''' [[June]] 24, 2005

'''Summary:''' Rupert Roach wants to eat garbage, and Beaver throws it away.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SNUF]]", "[[KNICKETY KNICK|KNICKETY KNICK!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Rupert Roach holds up a glass of wine. 
Rupert Roach: "My word! Such a rich and full-bodied vintage! 'Twould be an insult to marry it to any but the finest dish!"

======Panel 2======

Rupert Roach SUNF's a strange smell in the air. 
Rupert Roach: "But soft! A divine aroma assails my senses! What rare treat can be the source?"

======Panel 3======

A view from the side looks towards a table, showing a fish's skeleton on a plate. 
Rupert Roach (off panel): "Lo! A feast fit for a king! Ho ho! And indeed the cockroach is a king of beasts!"

======Panel 4======

A view of the fish on the table from behind Rupert. 
Rupert Roach: "But such a precipitous ascent! Is my quest thwarted before it is even begun? No! I shall find a willing lackey to propel me to my goal!"

======Panel 5======

A view of Steve, again from the floor behind Rupert. 
Steve KNICKETY KNICK's! a long, rainbow fabric with knitting needles. 
Rupert Roach: "Hmm... an ugly brute... but he will suffice for the task at hand. Observe how easily I bend him to my will.

======Panel 6======

Regular camera view is restored, showing a confused Steve, who has stopped knitting. 
Rupert Roach: "I say! Listen up you lumpen oaf! For today is to be the most fortuitous day of your humdrum existence!"

======Panel 7======

A side view shows Steve, with Rupert riding on his ridges, looking at the fish on the table. 
Rupert Roach: "There is treasure upon that hill!" 
Steve: "Treasure?" 
Ruper Roach: "Yes! Riches beyond the grasp of your feeble mind... And it is ours for the taking!" 
Steve: "Ooh."

======Panel 8======

Beaver faces Steve and Rupert, and takes away the 'treasure', which is a fish skeleton. 
Beaver: "Hey Steve! Ooh I'd better wash this up!" 
Rupert Roach: "Zounds! The interloper is making away with our prize! You must act at once..."

======Panel 9======

Rupert Roach is whispering into Steve's... head... and Steve's eyes are huge. 
Rupert Roach: "...He must be destroyed."

==Fun Facts==

* The cockroach considers himself a king of beasts.
* Steve knows how to knit... apparently...
* Steve is an ugly brute and a lumpen oaf. He also has a feeble mind. At least according to Rupert.

==References==

*Rupert T. Roach returns, and has been seen in other storylines, such as "Rupert Hits the Town".

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Comic 226

2008-01-08T15:06:00Z

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Comic 266

2008-01-08T15:05:38Z

Pcj: Reverted edits by Edward518 (Talk); changed back to last version by Justas

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[[Image:266_11.png|frame|Ninjacorn!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|266}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Woah is Meme - by Brandon J Carr

'''Date:''' [[March]] 6, 2007

'''Summary:''' Steve fathoms a plot for a blue Blue Ninja to become more popular.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Ninjas|Blue Ninja]], [[Unicorn]], [[Ice cream]], [[Ninjacorn]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' None

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Bold green letters.

'''Number of panels:''' 12
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

The strip's title is seen, reading "Beaver and Steve in: ''Whoa'' is ''meme''! 
Our two heroes are shocked as from the right side of the panel appears a sad speech bubble. 
Blue Ninja: "Sniff"

======Panel 2======

We can now see Blue ninja, who appears very down. 
Beaver: "What's wrong, '''Blue ninja'''?" 
Blue Ninja: "My electric mail brings this one no news but sorrow."

======Panel 3======

Blue Ninja's mood continues to deteriorate. 
Blue Ninja: "I was sent a link to an article on the '''''web-spun-not-by-spiders-but-by-nerds''''' stating the age of the ninja is in '''''jeopardy'''''." 
(Off-panel, probably Beaver) : "But what could possibly be more popular than a ninja?"

======Panel 4======

Blue Ninja holds up a picture of a very pink unicorn with a happy smile and large eyes. 
Blue Ninja: "''Unicorns!''" 
Steve: "Tee hee." 
Beaver: "Shush, Steve."

======Panel 5======

Beaver also appears disappointed, now. 
Blue Ninja: "They are protected by magickques that are beyond the reach of any unaltered ninja." 
Beaver: "All is lost, then. It seems there is no way to beat them."

======Panel 6======

Steve appears from the right side of the panel as Beaver looks down at him in awe. 
Steve: "Tut tut, Beaver!" 
Steve: "As they say, if you can't beat them, join them..."

======Panel 7======

Steve appears malicious and the background darkens. He holds up a rolled fist and furrows his brows. 
Steve: "...At the '''''molecular level!'''''"

======Panel 8======

A thought bubble of Beaver as he imagines Blue Ninja, fitted with a single horn and ready for a fight.

======Panel 9======

Beaver is convinced and looks gleeful. 
Beaver: "'''''Brilliant''''', Steve!" 
Beaver: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" 
Steve: "I believe I am, dear Beaver."

======Panel 10======

Steve's thought bubble, clearly not the same as Beaver's, as Steve imagines two ice cream cones and an ice cream cake. 
Ice cream in chorus: "You're so handsome, Steve!"

======Panel 11======

[Later...] 
Steve throws his arms in the air as his plan comes into fruition. We see Blue Ninja's face to the right of the panel, he is no longer sad. 
Steve: "Rise, Ninjacorn!"

======Panel 12======

We did not expect to see this, as the Blue Ninja has apparantly been shrunk down to several inches in height, his legs joined together and then attached by his ankles to the forehead of a unicorn, where it's horn used to be. The unicorn appears highly displeased. 
Steve: "Hmm..." 
Ninjacorn: "I am a hybrid weapon of very tiny punches! I'll lay waste to any unicorn that stands very close to me!" 
Ninjacorn: "Hiiiiii-yah! Neigh!" 
Beaver: "Steve, is that your Ape-irate running around the parlor yelling "Aaaarrr! Ook ook!"?"

==Fun Facts==

* An Ape-irate is clearly another one of Steve's genetic experiments where he must have managed to cross a pirate with an ape.

==References==

None.

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Comic 254

2008-01-08T15:04:41Z

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[[Image:254_3.png|frame|With a fez!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|254}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' genghis cone

'''Date:''' [[January]] 19, 2007

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve argue about the best ice cream and find someone to settle the matter.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Tchotlapotek]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[TAPPY TAP]]", "[[GLOM|GLOM!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written on ice cream scoops.

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver eats strawberry ice cream. 
Beaver: "Mmm-mmm! I think strawberry ice cream might just be the tastiest food it is physicially possible to have!" 
Steve: "Heresy! Every body knows that chocolate rules the world of ice cream flavours with an iron fist, like some sort of dairy Ghengis Kahn." 
Genghis Cone, an ice cream cone wearing a Mongol helmet and a traditional mongol ghoti and eyebrows, grins and holds a spear. 
On the fridge, "steve roolz" is spelled out with coloured magnet letters.

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "I'm sorry Steve. I can't agree with that. When I eat strawberry ice cream I feel like angels are dancing on my tongue. In very cold shoes. Strawberry is best." 
Steve: "Chocolate" 
Beaver: "Strawberry!" 
Steve: "Chocolate!" 
An angel dances on a tongue. TAPPY TAP 
Beaver: "It looks like there is only one way to resolve this..."

======Panel 3======

Beaver: "Hey, mighty Tchotlapotek, all-seeing oracle of the 7 heavens, omniscient seer of the unseen realms, and runner-up of the 1982 world origami championships, which is best: strawberry or chocolate?"

======Panel 4======

Tchotlapotek eyes Beaver and Steve with a determined squint. 
Tchotlapotek: "Hmm... your question will tax the wisdom of Tchotlapotek to its very limits. I require complete solitude to consider this matter. Begone, and do not return until the golden condor has entered the 14th chamber of the sky." 
(Beaver or Steve): "Huh?" 
Tchotlapotek: "About a quarter to three."

======Panel 5======

[2:41 PM] 
Steve opens a door labeled, "kitchen." Beaver follows. 
Steve: "I wonder if he's reached a decision yet..."

======Panel 6======

Mostly-empty ice cream tubs are scattered on the floor. 
Tchotlapotek eats strawberry ice cream. GLOM GLOM! 
Steve: "My ice cream! NOOOOO!"

==Fun Facts==

* The oracle has a fez, which shows that it's probably just [[James]] being silly in a costume.
* It's certainly very convenient to have the all-seeing oracle of the 7 heavens in your kitchen. The origami thing is probably not that useful, though.
* All the chocolate tubs have little Ghengus Khan's on them.

==References==

None.

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[[Category:Comics]]

List of Beaver and Steve comics by month of publication

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Here is a list of [[Beaver and Steve]] [[:category:comics|comics]] ordered by month of their publication.

==January==
*January 2, 2006: [[Comic 143]]
*January 6, 2006: [[Comic 144]]
*January 7, 2005: [[Comic 37]]
*January 9, 2006: [[Comic 145]]
*January 10, 2005: [[Comic 38]]
*January 13, 2006: [[Comic 146]]
*January 14, 2005: [[Comic 39]]
*January 16, 2006: [[Comic 147]]
*January 17, 2005: [[Comic 40]]
*January 20, 2006: [[Comic 148]]
*January 21, 2005: [[Comic 41]]
*January 23, 2006: [[Comic 149]]
*January 26, 2005: [[Comic 42]]
*January 27, 2006: [[Comic 150]]
*January 29, 2005: [[Comic 43]]
*January 30, 2006: [[Comic 151]]

==February==
*February 1, 2005: [[Comic 44]]
*February 3, 2006: [[Comic 152]]
*February 4, 2005: [[Comic 45]]
*February 6, 2006: [[Comic 153]]
*February 7, 2005: [[Comic 46]]
*February 10, 2005: [[Comic 154]]
*February 11, 2005: [[Comic 47]]
*February 13, 2006: [[Comic 155]]
*February 14, 2005: [[Comic 48]]
*February 17, 2006: [[Comic 156]]
*February 18, 2005: [[Comic 49]]
*February 20, 2005: [[Comic 157]]
*February 21, 2005: [[Comic 50]]
*February 24, 2006: [[Comic 158]]
*February 25, 2005: [[Comic 51]]
*February 27, 2006: [[Comic 159]]
*February 28, 2005: [[Comic 52]]

==March==
*March 3, 2006: [[Comic 160]]
*March 4, 2005: [[Comic 53]]
*March 6, 2006: [[Comic 161]]
*March 7, 2005: [[Comic 54]]
*March 10, 2006: [[Comic 162]]
*March 11, 2005: [[Comic 55]]
*March 13, 2006: [[Comic 163]]
*March 14, 2005: [[Comic 56]]
*March 17, 2006: [[Comic 164]]
*March 18, 2005: [[Comic 57]]
*March 20, 2006: [[Comic 165]]
*March 21, 2005: [[Comic 58]]
*March 24, 2006: [[Comic 166]]
*March 25, 2005: [[Comic 59]]
*March 27, 2006: [[Comic 167]]
*March 28, 2005: [[Comic 60]]
*March 31, 2006: [[Comic 168]]

==April==
*April 1, 2005: [[Comic 61]]
*April 3, 2006: [[Comic 169]]
*April 4, 2005: [[Comic 62]]
*April 7, 2006: [[Comic 170]]
*April 8, 2005: [[Comic 63]]
*April 10, 2006: [[Comic 171]]
*April 11, 2005: [[Comic 64]]
*April 14, 2006: [[Comic 172]]
*April 15, 2005: [[Comic 65]]
*April 17, 2006: [[Comic 173]]
*April 18, 2005: [[Comic 66]]
*April 21, 2006: [[Comic 174]]
*April 22, 2005: [[Comic 67]]
*April 24, 2006: [[Comic 175]]
*April 25, 2005: [[Comic 68]]
*April 28, 2006: [[Comic 176]]
*April 29, 2005: [[Comic 69]]

==May==
*May 1, 2006: [[Comic 177]]
*May 2, 2005: [[Comic 70]]
*May 5, 2006: [[Comic 178]]
*May 6, 2005: [[Comic 71]]
*May 8, 2006: [[Comic 179]]
*May 9, 2005: [[Comic 72]]
*May 12, 2006: [[Comic 180]]
*May 13, 2005: [[Comic 73]]
*May 15, 2006: [[Comic 181]]
*May 16, 2005: [[Comic 74]]
*May 19, 2006: [[Comic 182]]
*May 20, 2005: [[Comic 75]]
*May 22, 2006: [[Comic 183]]
*May 23, 2005: [[Comic 76]]
*May 26, 2006: [[Comic 184]]
*May 27, 2005: [[Comic 77]]
*May 29, 2006: [[Comic 185]]
*May 30, 2005: [[Comic 78]]

==June==
*June 2, 2006: [[Comic 186]]
*June 3, 2005: [[Comic 79]]
*June 5, 2006: [[Comic 187]]
*June 6, 2005: [[Comic 80]]
*June 9, 2006: [[Comic 188]]
*June 10, 2005: [[Comic 81]]
*June 12, 2006: [[Comic 189]]
*June 13, 2005: [[Comic 82]]
*June 16, 2006: [[Comic 190]]
*June 17, 2005: [[Comic 83]]
*June 19, 2006: [[Comic 191]]
*June 20, 2005: [[Comic 84]]
*June 20, 2006: [[Comic 192]]
*June 21, 2006: [[Comic 193]]
*June 22, 2006: [[Comic 194]]
*June 23, 2006: [[Comic 195]]
*June 24, 2005: [[Comic 85]]
*June 26, 2006: [[Comic 196]]
*June 27, 2005: [[Comic 86]]
*June 28, 2006: [[Comic 197]]
*June 30, 2006: [[Comic 198]]

==July==
*July 1, 2005: [[Comic 87]]
*July 3, 2006: [[Comic 199]]
*July 4, 2005: [[Comic 88]]
*July 4, 2006: [[Comic 200]]
*July 7, 2006: [[Comic 201]]
*July 8, 2005: [[Comic 89]]
*July 11, 2005: [[Comic 90]]
*July 11, 2006: [[Comic 202]]
*July 14, 2006: [[Comic 203]]
*July 15, 2005: [[Comic 91]]
*July 18, 2005: [[Comic 92]]
*July 18, 2006: [[Comic 204]]
*July 21, 2006: [[Comic 205]]
*July 22, 2005: [[Comic 93]]
*July 25, 2005: [[Comic 94]]
*July 25, 2006: [[Comic 206]]
*July 29, 2005: [[Comic 95]]

==August==
*August 1, 2005: [[Comic 96]]
*August 5, 2005: [[Comic 97]]
*August 8, 2005: [[Comic 98]]
*August 12, 2005: [[Comic 99]]
*August 15, 2005: [[Comic 100]]
*August 19, 2005: [[Comic 101]]
*August 22, 2005: [[Comic 102]]
*August 26, 2005: [[Comic 103]]
*August 29, 2005: [[Comic 104]]

==September==
*September 2, 2005: [[Comic 105]]
*September 5, 2005: [[Comic 106]]
*September 9, 2005: [[Comic 107]]
*September 10, 2004: [[Comic 1]]
*September 12, 2004: [[Comic 2]]
*September 12, 2005: [[Comic 108]]
*September 13, 2004: [[Comic 3]]
*September 14, 2004: [[Comic 4]]
*September 15, 2004: [[Comic 5]]
*September 16, 2004: [[Comic 6]]
*September 16, 2005: [[Comic 109]]
*September 17, 2004: [[Comic 7]]
*September 19, 2005: [[Comic 110]]
*September 22, 2004: [[Comic 8]]
*September 23, 2005: [[Comic 111]]
*September 26, 2005: [[Comic 112]]
*September 27, 2004: [[Comic 9]]
*September 29, 2004: [[Comic 10]]
*September 30, 2005: [[Comic 113]]

==October==
*October 3, 2005: [[Comic 114]]
*October 4, 2004: [[Comic 11]]
*October 7, 2005: [[Comic 115]]
*October 8, 2004: [[Comic 12]]
*October 10, 2005: [[Comic 116]]
*October 11, 2004: [[Comic 13]]
*October 14, 2005: [[Comic 117]]
*October 15, 2004: [[Comic 14]]
*October 17, 2005: [[Comic 118]]
*October 18, 2004: [[Comic 15]]
*October 21, 2005: [[Comic 119]]
*October 22, 2004: [[Comic 16]]
*October 24, 2005: [[Comic 120]]
*October 25, 2004: [[Comic 17]]
*October 29, 2004: [[Comic 18]]
*October 31, 2005: [[Comic 121]]

==November==
*November 1, 2004: [[Comic 19]]
*November 4, 2005: [[Comic 122]]
*November 5, 2004: [[Comic 20]]
*November 7, 2005: [[Comic 123]]
*November 8, 2004: [[Comic 21]]
*November 8, 2005: [[Comic 124]]
*November 9, 2005: [[Comic 125]]
*November 10, 2005: [[Comic 126]]
*November 11, 2005: [[Comic 127]]
*November 12, 2004: [[Comic 22]]
*November 14, 2005: [[Comic 128]]
*November 15, 2004: [[Comic 23]]
*November 15, 2005: [[Comic 129]]
*November 16, 2005: [[Comic 130]]
*November 18, 2005: [[Comic 131]]
*November 19, 2004: [[Comic 24]]
*November 22, 2004: [[Comic 25]]
*November 22, 2005: [[Comic 132]]
*November 25, 2005: [[Comic 133]]
*November 26, 2004: [[Comic 26]]
*November 28, 2005: [[Comic 134]]
*November 29, 2004: [[Comic 27]]

==December==
*December 2, 2005: [[Comic 135]]
*December 3, 2004: [[Comic 28]]
*December 5, 2005: [[Comic 136]]
*December 6, 2004: [[Comic 29]]
*December 8, 2004: [[Comic 30]]
*December 9, 2005: [[Comic 137]]
*December 10, 2004: [[Comic 31]]
*December 12, 2005: [[Comic 138]]
*December 13, 2004: [[Comic 32]]
*December 15, 2004: [[Comic 33]]
*December 16, 2005: [[Comic 139]]
*December 17, 2004: [[Comic 34]]
*December 19, 2005: [[Comic 140]]
*December 20, 2004: [[Comic 35]]
*December 23, 2005: [[Comic 141]]
*December 24, 2004: [[Comic 36]]
*December 30, 2005: [[Comic 142]]

Comic 242

2008-01-08T15:04:20Z

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[[Image:242_6.png|frame|Minotragon!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|242}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' in which Beaver gives career advice to a mythical beast

'''Date:''' [[December]] 1, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve meet the minotaur.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Minotaur]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[KNIT]]", "[[GRRRR]]", "[[POUNCE|POUNCE!]]", "[[PLOP|PLOP!]]", "[[FUMBLE]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Bird's-eye view of a labrynth

'''Number of panels:''' 10
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve is following Beaver as they walk through a tan-ish stone hall. Two torches are on the wall in the backround. 
Beaver: "Wow! I can't believe we're actually here in the legendary [[wikipedia:Labyrinth|Labyrinth of Minos]]!" 
Beaver: "Atleast with this ball of twine we won't get lost!" 
Beaver is holding a ball of twine, which Steve is using to KNIT a red sweater with a duck on it.

======Panel 2======

The two pass a dark passage from which someone's eyes are looking at them. The owner of the eyes makes a GRRRR... sound. 
Beaver: "We'll be fine as long as we don't run into the terrifying half-man half-bull monster that guards it: the legendary Minotaur!" 
In Beaver's speech bubble is an illustrated equation: (Man + Bull) / 2 = Trouble! 
Beaver: "But don't worry, that's only a myth!"

======Panel 3======

The owner of the eyes POUNCE!s out from the shadows, revealing that he actually is the legendary [[wikipedia:Minotaur|Minotaur]], who has a floating hat and wears a red bow. 
Minotaur: "Yah! I am the terrifying Minotaur!" 
Beaver and Steve are both surprised. Beaver loses hold of the ball and Steve the sweater. 
Beaver: "Oh! I am horrified and dissappointed in equal measure!" 
Minotaur: "Grr!"

======Panel 4======

Beaver is hesitant, the Minotaur's expression of anger lessens just a bit, and Steve seems to be frowning discontentedly. 
The sweater and ball of twine are nowhere to be found.

======Panel 5======

Minotaur looks down and frowns. Steve appears to be growing a bit frustrated. 
Minotaur: "I'm sorry, my heart's just not in this..." 
Beaver: "That's OK! Perhaps it's time you considered a switch into a new career outside of the maze monster industry? A poet maybe? Or an orthodontist?" 
Minotaur: "I guess I... No, it's silly..." 
Beaver: "It's OK, you can tell us..." 
Minotaur: "Well, I suppose ever since I was little I've always wanted to be... to be a..."

======Panel 6======

A thought bubble pops up above Minotaur's head, and his hat flies upwards. He smiles widely. 
The thought bubble shows Minotaur with red wings, flying above a city. He's breathing out fire and some of the towers are on fire. 
Minotaur (in bubble): "Rar!" 
Minotaur (outside bubble): "...Dragon!"

======Panel 7======

Beaver: "Well, um, best of luck with that..." 
Minotaur's hat PLOP!s onto the floor. 
Minotaur: "Oh!"

======Panel 8======

Beaver and Steve begin to walk through the passage Minotaur POUNCED! out of in panel 3. 
Minotaur has three sweat drops flying from his head as he FUMBLEs trying to pick up his hat with his hooves. He is also sticking his tongue out and raising one eyebrow in determination.

======Panel 9======

Minotaur gives up and gestures with his fore-left hoof. 
Minotaur: "I don't suppose you could help me to..." 
He realizes Beaver and Steve left. 
Minotaur: "Oh."

======Panel 10======

Minotaur lies down, crossing his forehooves. His hat is still on the floor. 
Minotaur: "Sigh..." 
Minotaur: "Rar! Flame! Sizzle!"

==Fun Facts==

* The Minotaur actually gets his wish and becomes a dragon some time before [[Comic 262]], only to be slain by Beaver and Steve for a crime he didn't commit.
* When Steve drops the sweater, the image of the duck is no longer there. It could be just because the sweater flipped around, though.
* The function for finding out if something is the Minotaur is "(Man + Bull) / 2".
* The Minotaur in this comic, rather than being a bull with man-like features, looks more like a [[wikipedia:centaur|centaur]] with bull-like qualities and no arms.

==References==

* In the Greek story of [[wikipedia:Theseus|Theseus]], the eponymous hero uses a ball of twine to be able to slay the Minotaur and escape the Cretian Labyrinth.

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Comic 171

2008-01-08T15:04:16Z

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[[Image:171_2.png|frame|Beaver and Steve check out from the hotel]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|171}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve go on holiday - part 9

'''Date:''' [[April]] 10, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver & Steve finaly comes home from their vacation

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Moustache Guy]], [[Pixies]], [[Hotel]], [[Gremlins]], [[Pigeon Plane]], [[Customs Men]], [[Drug Duck]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[RUB]]", "[[FLAPP]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written with pink smiling letters

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

(Next morning...) 
Beaver & Steve lie in the bedroom looking tired. 
Pixie: "Rise and shine everybody! It's time to check out! TEE HEE!" 
Beaver: "OK, Just give us a few minutes to..."

======Panel 2======

Hotel spits out Beaver & Steve, closing its eyes and sticking out its tongue. 
A pixie is being chased by gremlins. 
Hotel: "Blerrk! Please come again!"

======Panel 3======

Beaver and Steve sit on the pigeon plane, and beneath it, some pixies are being taken to stink mines. 
Beaver: "You know, I've really enjoyed this holiday. I think it's wonderful that pixie land hasn't been spoilt by tourists." 
Steve: "Are you going to finish those peanuts?"

======Panel 4======

Beaver & Steve are going to customs where a worker stands with a drug duck. 
Steve is holding a yellow Duty Free bag. 
Beaver: "Well, it was good to get away, but it's still nice to be back home..."

======Panel 5======

When Steve passes the Customs toll, the duck begins to wak! 
Duck: "WAK! WAK! WAK!" 
Customs Man: "Excuse me sir, may I take a look in that bag?"

======Panel 6======

The bag lies on a table, and the Customs Man holds a Pouch of Pixie Dandruff (or dust, if you want) 
A guard stands behind Steve. 
Customs Man: "Just as I suspected: Pixie dust." 
Steve: "I-I've no idea how that got there.." 
Customs Man: "Tell it to the judge! Take him away!" 
Pink smiling fin-letters: "That's it! TEE HEE!"

==Fun Facts==

*Gremlins are not interested in sending Steve & Beaver to the stink mines.
*Apparently, pixie dust is an illegal item to bring over to other countries.
*Ducks are used to find illegal pixie dust by customs officials. 
*When people leave from Pixiehotels, they are spat out. 
*Steve also had the jam-cap in his bag (poooooor jam bottle. :( alone...). 
*Steve did NOT like the 3 AM song, therefore he now doesn't stay in his own room, but shares it with Beaver.

==References==

*Moustache Guy makes his 8th appearance, this time as a customs official

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Comic 243

2008-01-08T15:03:45Z

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[[Image:243_2.png|frame|Steve completing his anti-hiccup formula]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|243}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' ad hic

'''Date:''' [[December]] 5, 2006

'''Summary:''' Steve develops a formula against hiccups

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[GLUK]]", "[[GAAKK|GAAKK!]]", "[[SIT|SIT.]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Sitting Scorpion.

'''Number of panels:''' 12
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: "Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic! Hic!" 
Beaver: "Tee Hee! Looks like someone has a case of the hiccoughs!" 
Beaver: "Here - drink out of the wrong side of this glass. That will get rid of them." 
Steve: "Superstitious nonsense! Hic! I'll cure them the scientific way Hic!: With science! Hic!"

======Panel 2======

[Later...] 
Steve: "At last! Hic! The formula is complete!" 
Steve: "But there's only Hic! one way to find out if it works... Hic!"

======Panel 3======

Steve GLUK GLUK GLUKs the formula.

======Panel 4======

Steve GAAKK!s

======Panel 5======

Steve falls into a blue and purple spiral, out of which smiling yellow teacups and teapots emerge.

======Panel 6======

Steve wakes up with some (imaginary) teacups and -pots still floating around his head. 
Steve: "Groan..."

======Panel 7======

Steve: "What happened ..." 
Steve: "Oh!" 
Steve: "My hiccoughs... They're gone!"

======Panel 8======

Steve: "It works! This miracle cure will change the world forever! And best of all it has absolutely no side-effects!" 
The shot shows Beaver sitting on the couch in the background. 
Beaver: "But Steve, you've been unconscious for three days..." 
Steve: "A minor detail..."

======Panel 9======

Beaver: "... and you've grown some sort of grotesque exoskeleton ...." 
The shot reveals that Steve has now grown... some sort of a grotesque exoskeleton! It's somewhat similar to that of a scorpion, especially the tail with a stinger at the end. 
Steve: "Hmm... Maybe the formula could use a little work..."

======Panel 10======

Steve stares at his stinger. Beaver sits quietly on the couch, not paying attention to him.

======Panel 11======

Steve SIT.'s down on the sofa next to Beaver, deforming the sofa and pushing Beaver aside.

======Panel 12======

Beaver: "I think we might need a bigger sofa." 
Steve: "Hic"

==Fun Facts==

* In the end, Steve's concotion didn't even cure his hiccoughs, as evidenced in the last panel.
* From this comic on, the special font was abandoned and the text was written manually again.

==References==

* The title of the comic, "ad hic", is a reference to the Latin phrase "[[Wikipedia:ad hoc|ad hoc]]", which means "for this [purpose]".

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Comic 69

2008-01-08T15:03:41Z

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[[Image:69_3.png|frame|Beaver and Steve are hot on Rupert's trail]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|69}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Rupert hits the town - part 14

'''Date:''' [[April]] 29, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve find Rupert T Roach and he finds them too piquant

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Rupert T. Roach]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[PAF|PAF!]]", "[[WUDDA WUDDA]]", "[[CRASH|CRASH!]]", "[[OUTTACONTROL|OUTTACONTROL!]]", "[[KA-SHOE-BOOM|KA-SHOE-BOOM!]]", "[[FLOAT|FLOAT!]]", "[[GLAAAAH]]", "[[GLOMP|GLOMP!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 10
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Outside, in the car park... 
Beaver: "Ok, the shoe goblin was inside, so the master shoe must be around here somewhere..." 
Steve PAF!'s his hands together 
Steve: "Yes, but where" 

======Panel 2======

Beaver points at the Master Shoe, parked in the handicapped spot. 
Beaver: "Actually, it's right there." 
Steve: "You have the eyes of a hawk!"

======Panel 3======

Shortly... 
Beaver and Steve are in a helicopter which is propelling itself with a WUDDA WUDDA. 
Beaver: "He must have come this way -- there's hardly a building standing!"

======Panel 4======

Close up on Beaver and Steve in the helicopter (which is not currently WUDDA WUDDA'ing) 
Beaver: "Do you see him?" 
Steve, looking through binoculars: "Wait, what does he look like again?"

======Panel 5======

Steve's view through the binoculars reveals Rupert T Roach CRASH!'ing through a skyscraper. 
Steve: "Oh yeah, I remember now: 200ft tall cockroach in a hat, right?" 
Rupert: Call that nouveau baroque? Faugh! I call thee nouveau detritus!"

======Panel 6======

We see Beaver and Steve in the helicopter again. 
Steve reaches for the controls: "Can I have a go at flying now?" 
Beaver is terrified: "What? No! Steve! Let Go!"

======Panel 7======

The helicopter propels itself toward a building in an OUTTACONTROL! fashion with a WUDDA WUDDA! of panic. 
Steve: "Ooh. I think I found a building that's still standing..."

======Panel 8======

The helicopter explodes upon impact with the building with a KA-SHOE-BOOM!, causing the building to crack. 
Beaver, along with Steve hanging onto him FLOAT! down on a parachute. 
Beaver: "Well, atleast (sic) we got out in one piece."

======Panel 9======

Beaver and Steve float down toward Rupert T Roach's mouth, which is open with a hearty GLAAAAH.

======Panel 10======

Rupert T. Roach GLOMP!'s Beaver and Steve. 
Rupert T. Roach: "Hmm... a trifle piquant for my tastes..." 
Beaver or Steve, from inside Rupert: Hey!

==Fun Facts==

Roaches can taste things even if they swallow them whole (so perhaps they taste with their stomachs?).

==References==

None.

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Comic 222

2008-01-08T15:03:18Z

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[[Image:222_5.png|frame|The spacestation explodes]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|222}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' the revenge of the SHOE GOBLIN - part 14

'''Date:''' [[September]] 19, 2006

'''Summary:''' The finale of Revenge of the Shoe Goblin

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Space Raccoons]], [[Earth]], [[Future Jellyfish]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[VOOP]]", "[[GNAW|GNAW!]]", "[[HISS|HISS!]]", "[[GLOP|GLOP]]", "[[POP|POP!]]", "[[EXPLODE|EXPLODE!]]", "[[YET MORE EXPLODE!|YET MORE EXPLODE!]]", "[[SHOE|SHOE!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' The letters are wearing space helmets

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

The self-destruction system goes VOOP VOOP VOOP VOOP 
Beaver: "Steve! What are you doing??" 
Steve: "Uh-oh! What do I do now Mr. Button?" 
Button: "Hey, don't ask me, I'm just an audiotory hallucination brought on as a projection of your [[Wikipedia:Ego%2C_super-ego%2C_and_id#Id|Freudian id]]" 
Beaver: "Come on, we've got to get to the ship before this whole place explodes!" 

======Panel 2======

Self-destruct system: VOOP VOOP VOOP VOOP 
Space Raccoons have begun eating the spaceship. Flies are circling around the decomposing spaceship. 
Beaver: "Akh! Space raccoons! Shoo! Shoo!" 
The Space Raccoons GNAW! and HISS! 
Beaver: "Quickly Steve, get aboard!"

======Panel 3======

Self-destruct system: VOOP VOOP VOOP VOOP 
Beaver: "Activate retro-thrusters!" 
Steve: "Retro thrusters activated!" 
Steve activates the retro thrusters from a sticky control panel, making a GLOP! sound 
Steve: "Ew"

======Panel 4======

The spaceship backs out of the spacestation with a POP! 
Some Space Raccoons are sucked out of the still VOOP VOOP VOOPing spacestation.

======Panel 5======

The spacestation EXPLODE!s, EXPLODE!s and YET MORE EXPLODE!s 
Beaver: "Oh my! Just in the nick of time too!"

======Panel 6======

Beaver: "Well it looks like we ..." 
The giant shoe hovers in free space. 
Beaver: "Goodness! Look Steve! One of the size 6,000,000,000 ½ shoes survived the blast!"

======Panel 7======

The shoe is dragged into Earth's gravitational pull, plunging towards the still oblivious planet. 
Beaver: "Hm... And it seems to be falling into Earth.." 
Steve: "Don't worry Beaver, it will just burn up harmlessly in the atmosphere."

======Panel 8======

The Earth notices the danger at the point of impact, and gets SHOE!d. 
Steve: "Oops"

======Panel 9======

[1 million years later...] 
A Future Jellyfish teaches other Future Jellyfish about the end of The Age of Humans at what seems to be a Jellyfish school. 
There's a chart behind him (her? it?) showing a picture of the 'Footprint crater', a diagram questioning whether there was a foot in the shoe, and a picture of a naked (and censored) [[Moustache Guy]] for reference. 
Future Jellyfish: "... And that is how the age of 'humans' came to an end...". 
One of the younger jellyfish is raising his/her/its arm/tentacle.

==Fun Facts==
*Apparently, Space Raccoons are able to eat through their space helmets.
*Space Flies don't need space suits or helmets -- apart from one, who has a helmet (panel 3).
*A space rocket made of food will change in colour from red to brown when decomposing.
*The shoe impacted with the [[Wikipedia:Middle East|Middle East]] region.

==References==

*The Space Raccoons might be a reference to the Moon Beavers in [http://www.jsayers.com/thingpart/thingpart42.html this thingpart comic].

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Comic 231

2008-01-08T15:03:10Z

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[[Image:231_4.png|frame|Evil Robots from the future are cruel and evil]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|231}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' coma-geddon - part 2

'''Date:''' [[October]] 20, 2006

'''Summary:''' The evil robots from the future show up for organ harvesting

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Evil Robot From The Future]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[GRRR|GRRR!]]", "[[CRUNNNCH|CRUNNNCH!]]", "[[SQUEEZE]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver: "So what else has happened while I've been in a coma?" 
Steve: "The Earth was enslaved by a race of Sentient Evil Mutant Space Potatoes!" 
The image of an evil mutant space potato appears with a GRRR! 
Steve's beard is a long grey chin curtain.

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "OH NO!" 
Steve: "Oh don't worry, they're long gone now." 
Steve's beard is now a moustache.

======Panel 3======

Beaver: ""Phew! You had me worried there!" 
Steve: "Yes, once the Infinitely More Cruel Evil Robots From The Future took over they soon got rid of the potatoes..." 
Steve's beard is now a brown petite goatie.

======Panel 4======

With a CRUNNNCH! an Evil Robot From The Future comes through the wall. 
Evil Robot From the Future: "Puny flesh creatures! This is a routine organ harvest! Remain calm. Do not attempt to stimulate your primitive adrenal glands."

======Panel 5======

Steve: "Oh no! What do we do Future Steve?" 
Beaver: "Don't worry Beaver, I'll handle it! Just hold on to this future-receptacle" 
Steve, now sporting a short boxed beard, hands Beaver a future receptacle. 
Beaver: "That's a cooler box" 
Steve: "A future cooler box!"

======Panel 6======

Evil Robot From the Future: "So feeble organic lifeform, do you have any organs to harvest?" 
Steve opens up his body to show his organs has been replaced by clockwork. 
Steve: "Not me, I've gone clockwork. You might want to check the beaver though" 
Steve's beard is now a Napoleon III imperial, or perhaps a fu manchu.

======Panel 7======

Evil Robot From the Future: "What about you, puny... Saaay... What's in that future receptacle?" 
Beaver: "Um.."

======Panel 8======

The Evil Robot From the Future opens the future receptacle. 
Evil Robot From the Future: "LIVERS! So you're the organ smuggler we've been looking for!"

======Panel 9======

Evil Robot From the Future: "Do you know how many starving evil robots this much liver juice could have lubricated? Your filthy organic greed is overloading my disgust circuits!" 
Steve: "For shame!" 
Evil Robot From the Future: "Take him to the detention centre to await pulverization!" 
Steve's beard is now a what appears to be an anchor.

==Fun Facts==

*The futuristic nanotechnology allows Steve's facial hair to reconfigure automatically according to his moods.
*Steve, having given Beaver the future-receptacle, is probably the organ smuggler.

==References==

*The Evil Robot may be the same kind that troubled Beaver and Steve in [[Comic 133]].

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Comic 75

2008-01-08T15:01:50Z

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[[Image:75_6.png|frame|Loki the Viking God of mischief]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|75}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' It's a deity job but someone's got to do it - by KEVLING!

'''Date:''' [[May]] 20, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve's breakfast brings back the Viking God Loki.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Loki]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[HMM]]", "[[SNAP]]", "[[CRACKLE]]", "[[POP|POP!]]", "[[GRRR]]", "[[PROD]]", "[[POSSESS|POSSESS!]]", "[[RUMBLE]]", "[[BUURP|BUURP!]]", "[[PTOOEE|PTOOEE!]]", "[[DOOF]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Embedded in coco pops.

'''Number of panels:''' 12
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are in an Ancient Mythology room. 
Beaver: "See Steve, I told you this would be interesting" 
Steve HMM's

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "According to this, that is the bowl used to catch the venom when Loki, Viking God of mischief, was poisoned." 
Steve: "Cool!"

======Panel 3======

Beaver: "Right, let's move on..." 
Steve lifts the glass and reaches for the bowl.

======Panel 4======

Beaver: "STEVE!" 
Steve is eating coco pops from the bowl. 
Steve: "Mmf?"

======Panel 5======

Steve SNAP's, CRACKLE's and POP!'s

======Panel 6======

Loki appears on the scene. 
Loki: "Tremble in fear puny mortals! LOKI is back let my reign of mischief commence!"

======Panel 7======

Steve: "I thought you'd be bigger..." 
Loki shows out to be shorter than both Beaver and steve.

======Panel 8======

Loki: "I'll show you the real meaning of mischief!" 
Loki POSSESS!'s Steve. 
Steve: "Hey!"

======Panel 9======

Steve glows yellow and levitates.

======Panel 10======

Steve RUMBLE's 
Beaver: "Steve? Are you OK?"

======Panel 11======

Steve lets out a huge BUURP! and PTOOEE!'s out Loki who hits the ground with a DOOF.

======Panel 12======

Beaver and Steve leave the scene hand in hand. 
Loki: "Well that wasn't quite what I had in mind..."

==Fun Facts==

*The bowl was used to catch venom when Loki was poisoned.
*The bowl turns Coco pops into Rice Krispies.
*Loki's head is on fire, and he's very short.
*Loki can POSSESS! people and make them glow yellow and levitate.
*This comic has the most Onomatopoeias used

==References==

*[[Wikipedia:Norse mythology|Norse mythology]]

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Comic 210

2008-01-08T15:01:43Z

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[[Image:210_2.png|frame|A cowardly attack on our heroes by the Shoe Goblin]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|210}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' the revenge of the SHOE GOBLIN - part 3

'''Date:''' [[August]] 8, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve's on-going battle with the Shoe Goblin takes a horrific turn.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Shoe Goblin]], [[Sun]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[REMOVE|REMOVE!]]", "[[PRESS]]", "[[HOPP|HOPP!]]", "[[PFFT|PFFT!]]", "[[SHAKE|SHAKE!]]", "[[BEEP]]", "[[JING]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Next to the {{Sign|size=11|text=ASK US ABOUT SHOES}} and {{Sign|text=WE ALSO SELL SOCKS!}} signs, there's now also a {{Sign|text=("no ducks" image) EXCEPT GUIDE DUCKS}} one. 
Beaver confronts the recently unmasked (unbearded?) Shoe Goblin. 
Beaver: "You're not taking that shoe anywhere Shoe Goblin!" 
Shoe Goblin REMOVE!'s his fake beard. 
Shoe Goblin: "I'd like to see ye stop me..."

======Panel 2======

Shoe Goblin HOPP!s in the air, PRESSes his beltbuckle and PFFT!s purple gas into Beaver and Steve's faces. 
Shoe Goblin: "Once ye've had a taste o' my knock-out shoe gas!" 
Steve: "Gag! My eyes! It burns! It burns!" 
Beaver: "Akh!" 
Beaver: "Cheesy fumes... Rendering me unconcious..."

======Panel 3======

[LATER...] 
Beaver and Steve are on the floor, with an open box that reads "SOLES". 
Three shoe soles can be seen on the floor, as well as a dead [[Wikipedia:Sole (fish)|sole fish]]. 
Beaver: "Ugh... Head throbbing... Strange craving for [[Wikipedia:Stilton (cheese)|stilton]]... What happened?"

======Panel 4======

The view pans slightly to the right, also revealing a soul (phonetically equivalent to 'sole') on the floor. 
Beaver: "Oh no! The Shoe Goblin! He's gone! Wake up Steve! We have to catch him!" 
Beaver SHAKE!s Steve, who is still sleeping 
Steve: "Mrf.. Yes your highness, I'd love some more trifle... ZZZZZ..."

======Panel 5======

[OUTSIDE...] 
Beaver: "With a shoe that size there's no telling what he might do... But will we ever find him?"

======Panel 6======

A large shot of the whole city block, showing the shoe shop (labelled "SHOES"), a hat shop across the street ("HAT-O-RAMA" with a little hat above the O), and a "mile-long" shoebox with various rocket boosters attached to it, preparing for take-off, in the middle of the street. 
A car is BEEPing its horn at the shoebox and the Shoe Goblin is climbing up the box on a ladder, with his hat bell JING JINGing. 
Shoe Goblin: "Ha ha ha!" 
The Sun is observing it all from above, while Beaver and Steve are completely unaware of the box, looking the opposite way. 
Beaver: "Ok Steve, if you were an evil, shoe-obsessed fairy-creature with a mile long shoe box, where would you be?" 
Steve: "Canada?" 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

*This is the second time the Shoe Goblin has used his belt's special features to knock out Beaver and Steve.
**The first time was in [[Comic 64]], where a push of a button caused two shoes to [[SPROING]] out of his belt and hit B&S in their faces.
*Sole fish can be bought from the shoe shop.
*Parking a giant shoebox-shaped spacecraft beside the road is not illegal.

==References==

*Mr. Sun has recovered nicely and has returned to the sky.
*[[Wikipedia:Trifle|Trifle]] is an English dessert dish made from thick (or often solidified) custard, fruit, sponge cake, fruit juice or, more recently, gelatin dessert and whipped cream.

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Comic 112

2008-01-08T15:01:41Z

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[[Image:112_4.png|frame|Famous last words]]'''Link:''' {{Comic|112}}

'''Title:''' Bake to the future

'''Date:''' [[September]] 26, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve travels back in time to Episode 42

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Cyber-Spook]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[PUSH|PUSH!]]", "[[TURN|TURN!]]", "[[KIK|KIK!]]", "[[WEE-OO]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Formed out of spilled paint

'''Number of panels:''' 8
 
==Transcript==
======Panel 1======

Steve presents a device to Beaver. 
Steve: "Atlast! My [[Time machine|time machine]] is finally complete!" 
Beaver: "Oh! How does it work?"

======Panel 2======

With a PUSH! and a TURN!, Steve configures the time machine. 
Steve: "First I have to set the destination time..." 
The LED screen on the machine reads "[[Comic 42|EPISODE 042]]".

======Panel 3======

KIK! - Steve activates the time machine. A portal appears with WEE-OO WEE-OO sounds. 
Steve: "...and then I hit the switch to open the [[time portal]]"

======Panel 4======

Beaver warns Steve of possible danger while Steve steps through the portal. 
Beaver: "Now you will be careful not to change the past won't you?" 
Steve: "Oh fiddle faddle, you just wait here, I'll be back soon"

======Panel 5======

Beaver waits patiently for Steve's return. 
Beaver: "Doop de-doo..."

======Panel 6======

Steve returns. 
Steve: "That was awesome!" 
Beaver: "Did looking back on the actions you made in the past give you a new outlook on the present?"

======Panel 7======

Steve: "No, but I got a cookie! Time travel is the best" 
Beaver: "Where did you get that?" 
Steve: "Can you believe some idiot was just going to throw it away?"

======Panel 8======

[Meanwhile, Back in Episode 42...] 
Cyber-Spook has successfully poured red paint on Steve, being that Steve's weapon (the cookie) is no longer present. 
Cyber-Spook: "Ha ha ha! Cyberspook wins again!" 
Steve: "Nooooo!"

==Fun Facts==

*Cyber-Spook is spelled without a hyphen in this comic.

*Steve said that 'can you believe some idiot was just going to throw it away?', which means Steve calls his past self an idiot for throwing the cookie at Cyber-Spook.

==References==

*[[Comic 42|Episode 42]] - The comic to which Steve travels.

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Comic 209

2008-01-08T15:01:35Z

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[[Image:209_3.png|frame|The Shoe Golbin be a terrible liar.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|209}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' the revenge of the SHOE GOBLIN - part 2

'''Date:''' [[August]] 4, 2006

'''Summary:''' The Shoe Goblin attempts to purchase a shoe, but his plans are foiled!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Shoe Goblin]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[TAP]]", "[[SNATCH|SNATCH!]]", "[[HMM]]", "[[SIGN]]", "[[PASS]]", "[[POINT|POINT!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 7
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve TAP TAPs on a form. 
Steve: "OK, just sign here and the shoes are all yours!" 
Shoe Goblin: "And then my revenge can begin! Ha ha ha!" 
Steve: "Sorry, what was that?" 
Shoe Goblin: "Oh, I was, uh.. Just clearing my throat"

======Panel 2======

Steve SNATCHes the form away again. 
Steve: "Wait a minute... You're not the Shoe Goblin are you?" 
Shoe Goblin: "Who me? O-of course not..."

======Panel 3======

There are two posters on the walls, reading
{{SignDiv|size=11|text=STAFF NOTICE

-An image of the Shoe Goblin-

DO NOT SERVE 
THIS GOBLIN}}

And half a poster that reads
{{SignDiv|size=11|text=STAFF (NOTICE)

-An image of a bigfoot-

DO NOT (SERVE) 
BIGFO(OTS)}}

Shoe Goblin: (in the exact same pose as his picture, even with the same sweat drops on his forehead) "No no, I be, uh... The Glove Elf!" 
Steve HMMs... 
Shoe Goblin: "Aye, I be just loving gloves" 
Shoe Goblin: "Especially the, uh, fingers"

======Panel 4======

Steve: "OK, just checking! Here you go." 
Beaver: "Hey Steve, how's it going?" 
Steve: "Hi Beaver! I'm just dealing with this customer who is definitely not the Shoe Goblin." 
Steve: "Could you pass me his credit card?" 
The Shoe Goblin SIGN SIGNs the form.

======Panel 5======

Beaver is about to PASS the card to Steve. 
Beaver: "Sure thing Steve! Hee hee! I'm certainly glad it's not the Shoe Goblin! Imagine the trouble we'd be in if..."

======Panel 6======

Beaver: "But wait!" 
Beaver: "This card... The name is S.Goblin!" 
{{SignDiv|bg=DDDDDD|width=250|align=left|text=SHOE BANK 5403 5403 5403 5403 (scribbles) 11/04 (more scribbles) 10/07 Mr S.Goblin}}

======Panel 7======

Beaver POINTs at the badge on the Shoe Goblins chest. 
Beaver: "And look! His badge says 'I be totally the Shoe Goblin'!" 
Beaver: "It is the Shoe Goblin!" 
Shoe Goblin: "Curse ye and yer clever ways! But this game be not over yet!" 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

*Shoe stores don't serve the Shoe Goblin and Bigfoot.
*The Shoe Goblin is a member of the Shoe Bank, his credit card number is 5403 5403 5403 5403 and expires in October 2007.
**If you turn each number around 180 degrees, it would resemble "ShOE ShOE ShOE ShOE".
*At this shoe store, you have to sign a contract to buy shoes.
**However, the contract might only be required when purchasing extraordinarily large shoes, such as ones whose mere weight could destabilise the planet's orbit when improperly handled.
**More likely, it's just the IOU signature required for credit card transactions by most non-online merchants.

==References==

*[[Wikipedia:Bigfoot|Bigfoot]]

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