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[[Image:BnS208_preview.png|frame|Beaver and Steve get jobs at a shoe shop]]<br />
'''Link:''' {{Comic|208}}<br />
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'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}<br />
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'''Title:''' The revenge of the SHOE GOBLIN - part 1<br />
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'''Date:''' [[August]] 1, 2006<br />
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'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve get jobs in a shoe shop, their first customer being someone they least expect.<br />
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'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Shoe Goblin]]<br />
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'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SALUTE|SALUTE!]]", "[[SPIN|SPIN!]]", "[[STRAIN|STRAIN!]]"<br />
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'''Number of panels:''' 6<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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======Panel 1======<br />
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Beaver and steve stand behind a counter at a shoe shop.<br /><br />
Beaver: "Oh boy steve, can you believe how lucky we are to get these jobs in a shoe shop? can there be any cause more noble than providing humankind with its two most basic needs: footwear and footwear accessories"<br /><br />
Steve: "And we get all the shoe polish we can eat too!"<br />
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======Panel 2======<br />
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Beaver: "Right, I have to go and alphabetize the shoe-lace display. You're in charge until I get back"<br /><br />
Steve SALUTE!'s beaver<br /><br />
Steve: "My show-selling glands quiver in readiness!"<br />
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======Panel 3======<br />
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Steve looks at a customer who has his back to steve<br /><br />
Steve: "Uh oh! a customer!... Just stay calm... c-can I help you sir?"<br /><br />
Customer: "Aye... I'd be wantin' to buy a pair of your finest shoes..."<br /><br />
Steve: "Certainly sir, what size?"<br /><br />
Customer: "I'll be taking a size 6..."<br />
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======Panel 4======<br />
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The customer SPIN!s around to reveal unknowningly to steve that he is the shoe goblin in disguise<br /><br />
Customer: "... BILLION!"<br /><br />
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Customer: "...and a half."<br />
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======Panel 5======<br />
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Steve: ...<br /><br />
Steve: "I'll see if we have any in stock."<br />
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======Panel 6======<br />
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A short while later, steve comes out with a size 6 billion and a half shoe, Steve struggles to carry it.<br /><br />
Steve: "Hnnk.. Here you are sir, size 6 billion and a half. Would you like to try them on?"<br /><br />
Customer: "Nay. I'll take them"<br /><br />
Steve: "You really ought to make sure there is enough room in the toe..."<br /><br />
Customer: "I said nay! ... and I want the box too."<br /><br />
Steve: "aw."<br /><br />
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To be continued<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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*Shoes. They are like hats for feet!<br />
*Beaver and Steve "also sell socks"!<br />
*Steve enjoys the benefit of being able to eat shoe polish.<br />
*Steve questions whether the Shoe Goblin's feet are over 31565 miles long (acording to the british system of shoe size).<br />
*The store sign system is sofisticated enough to state the clear difference between shoe polish and a shoe '''that is''' Polish.<br />
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==References==<br />
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None.<br />
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[[Category:Comics]]</div>Om3gahttp://www.beaverandsteve.com/wiki/index.php?title=File:BnS208_preview.pngFile:BnS208 preview.png2006-08-02T05:22:20Z<p>Om3ga: Beaver and Steve get jobs at a shoe shop.</p>
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