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2012-02-26T13:38:47Z

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'''Beaver and Steve''' (short for '''The Unfeasible Adventures of Beaver and Steve''') is a popular [[Wikipedia:webcomic|webcomic]] by [[James Turner]]. The comic, which [[Comic 1|debuted]] on September 10, 2004, chronicles the bizarre and humorous escapades of [[Steve]], a green [[Wikipedia:reptile|reptilian]] creature, and the aptly-named [[Beaver]]. It has been on hiatus since 2008.

This wiki contains transcriptions, fun facts, references, connections and various other bits of information many might miss while just browsing the comics the "traditional" way. It also contains translations of some of the comics to [[:Category:Finnish|Finnish]], [[:Category:French|French]], [[:Category:Polish|Polish]], and [[:Category:Swedish|Swedish]].

Here are a few links to get you started:

*[http://www.beaverandsteve.com/archive.php The archive page] - a list of all comics.
*[[:Category:Characters|A list of all characters]]
*[http://www.beaverandsteve.com/onomatop.php Onomatopoeias] - a script listing all the [[:Category:Onomatopoeias|documented onomatopoeias]] in a more reader-friendly format, ordered by "popularity".
*[[Recurring Themes]] - This page wasn't linked to from anywhere else, so I put this link here. Huzzah!

Also, here is a link to Beaver and Steve [[Wikipedia:Beaver and Steve|Wikipedia article]].

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2012-02-26T13:27:38Z

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'''Beaver and Steve''' (short for '''The Unfeasible Adventures of Beaver and Steve''') is a popular [[Wikipedia:webcomic|webcomic]] by [[James Turner]]. The comic, which [[Comic 1|debuted]] on September 10, 2004 and has continued since on a semi-weekly basis, chronicles the bizarre and humorous escapades of [[Steve]], a green [[Wikipedia:reptile|reptilian]] creature, and the aptly-named [[Beaver]].

This wiki started off as an experiment, but now serves the basis for the BnS comic transcription search engine, available from the [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/archive.php archive page], as well as the side-project of translating the comics to [[:Category:Finnish|Finnish]], [[:Category:French|French]], [[:Category:Polish|Polish]], and [[:Category:Swedish|Swedish]] (and possibly to other languages as well, in the future).

And aside from that, it also functions as any other wiki, containing transcriptions, fun facts, references, connections and various other bits of information many might miss while just browsing the comics the "traditional" way.

Here are a few links to get you started:

*[http://www.beaverandsteve.com/archive.php The archive page] - a list of all comics.
*[http://www.beaverandsteve.com/wikisubmit.php Comic Wiki Page Creator] - a PHP script to make the transcribing of comics in the established format much easier.
*[http://www.beaverandsteve.com/translate.php Comic Translator] - another PHP tool to help with translating comics. Anyone with enough time and knowledge of the target language can give it a shot!
*[[:Category:Characters|A list of all characters]]
*[http://www.beaverandsteve.com/onomatop.php Onomatopoeias] - a script listing all the [[:Category:Onomatopoeias|documented onomatopoeias]] in a more reader-friendly format, ordered by "popularity".
*[[Special:Wantedpages|A list of wanted pages]] - before creating an article for one of these, you might want to check if there are any similar articles out there.
*[[Recurring Themes]] - This page wasn't linked to from anywhere else, so I put this link here. Huzzah!

If you're new to wikis, a good place to start would be the [[metawikipedia:Help:Contents|MediaWiki User's Guide]].

Also, here is a link to Beaver and Steve [[Wikipedia:Beaver and Steve|Wikipedia article]].

Comic 4

2008-03-12T09:18:07Z

Justas: Reverted edits by Jikimlipo (Talk); changed back to last version by Pcj

__NOTOC__
[[Image:4_2.png|frame|A bit runny...]]'''Link:''' {{Comic|4}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' For butter or for worse

'''Date:''' [[September]] 14, 2004

'''Summary:''' Steve finds some rather expired butter in the fridge.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Butter]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[UGGL]]", "[[POKE|POKE!]]", "[[STAB|STAB!]]", "[[SPREAD|SPREAD!]]", "[[CHOMF|CHOMF.]]", "[[BLEH|BLEH!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Regular box.

'''Number of panels:''' 8
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: (looking into the fridge) "I think the butter's off." 
Beaver: "What makes you say that Steve?"

======Panel 2======

Steve holds the butter that has evolved into a lifeform, on a plate. It makes a "UGGL.." onomatopoeia.

======Panel 3======

Beaver POKE!'s the butter. 
Butter: "Ai! Cut that out!" 
Beaver: "Oh, hey, it can talk."

======Panel 4======

Butter: "Yes, I have learned much since I came to be in the cold belly of the dairy drawer, but I yearn for adventure, I dream of passing beyond the great portal and experiencing all the delights that the world beyond has to offer, I will..."

======Panel 5======

Steve STAB!'s the butter with a knife. 
Butter: "AKKH! I return to you Mother Fridge... ...into... ...the light... *ug*"

======Panel 6======

Steve SPREAD!'s the butter on a slice of bread. 
Beaver: "There's probably a moral to this."

======Panel 7======

Steve eats the bread with a CHOMF.

======Panel 8======

Steve spits out the butter with a BLEH! 
Spread butter: "Forgive me!" 
Beaver: "Maybe the moral is 'Clean out the fridge more often'"

==Fun Facts==

*This is the first BnS comic that comes with a moral to the story. 
 
Well, sort of.

==References==

*The butter coming to life may be a reference (or parody, more like it) to the commonly used gag of filth coming to life in webcomic culture. Examples are [[Wikipedia:General Protection Fault (comic)#Fredrick_.22Fred.22_and_Persephone_Physarum.2C_the_Slime_Molds|Fred the Slime mold]] from [http://www.gpf-comics.com General Protection Fault], and [[Wikipedia:Dust puppy#Dust_Puppy|Dust Puppy]] from [http://www.userfriendly.org User Friendly].

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Count Dracula

2007-08-17T19:29:21Z

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[[Image:141_5.png|frame|BLAAAA!]]

Relatively well-known and all-around a not very nice guy. Appears in several movies, always comes back to life for the sequel.

Has also appeared in BnS comics [[Comic 80|80]], [[Comic 141|141]], [[Comic 142|142]] and [[Comic 223|223]].

A miniature version of him appeared in [[Comic 234]] as one of Steve's [[The Hallowe'enies|Hallowe'enies]]

[[Category:Characters]]

Comic 230

2007-08-15T20:05:07Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 125.7.203.168 (Talk); changed back to last version by 24.132.120.19

__NOTOC__
[[Image:230_2.png|frame|Beaver notices something's different]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|230}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' coma-geddon - part 1

'''Date:''' [[October]] 17, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver awakens from a coma to a futuristic world.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[STRETCH|STRETCH!]]", "[[WOOP]]", "[[WHIRR|WHIRR!]]", "[[VMM]]", "[[LOWER|LOWER!]]", "[[CLIK|CLIK!]]", "[[SHOOOK|SHOOOK!]]", "[[ZAP|ZAP!]]", "[[KABOOM|KABOOM!]]", "[[RETRACT]]", "[[RISE|RISE!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver wakes up in his bed and STRETCH!es out. 
Beaver: "YAAAWN! Oh, what a lovely nap!" 
Beaver: "Now it's time to get up and embrace the day!"

======Panel 2======

Beaver climbs out of his bed, to find his room full of futuristic devices. A computer screen states "UNMADE BED DETECTED!" with a WOOP WOOP. A small robot vaccuum cleaner operates an even smaller robot vaccuum cleaner, VMMing across the floor. A robot cat chases a robot mouse, and little cylindrical robots WHIRR! through the air. A Clothe-O-Tron sits against the wall, with a RoboLamp in the corner next to it, and the door is metal and futuristic as well. 
Beaver: "Hmm... There seems to be something a little different about my room today.."

======Panel 3======

A Bed-Making Laser LOWER!s from the ceiling above the bed. A small robotic toaster walks in the corner of the room. The RoboLamp CLIK!s on, and the door SHOOK!s open as Steve walks in, with a long grey beard. 
Steve: "Beaver! You're awake!" 
Beaver: "What's going on Steve? What's happened to my room??" 
Steve: "You mean you don't know...?" 
Steve: "You've been in a coma Beaver..."

======Panel 4======

Closeup on Steve with Beaver in the background, and the robot cat in the corner. 
Steve: "...for the last THOUSAND YEARS!" 
Beaver: "Coo" 
Robot Cat: "Mrew"

======Panel 5======

The Bed-Making Laser ZAP!s the bed offpanel, which goes KABOOM!, sending little pieces flying onto the panel. Beaver and Steve take no notice of this. 
Beaver: "Well, I guess that explains all the robots, and your beard..." 
Steve removes the beard. 
Steve: "Yes, it is only with our futuristic technologies that we are able to replicate such convincing looking false beards in the future!"

======Panel 6======

The Bed-Making Laser RETRACTs into the ceiling, as a new bed RISE!s from the floor. The robotic vaccum cleaner VMMs over to clean up the mess. 
Beaver: "Wait - Why do you call it the future when from your point of view it's actually the present?" 
Steve: "In the future we always call the present the future!" 
Beaver: "Ooh - So much has changed!" 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

*The beds are numbered, as the one Beaver was sleeping on is 48211, and the new one is 48212. One must wonder when the other 48210 beds were used up, if Beaver was asleep in a coma the entire time.
*The Robo-lamp has eyes and what seems to be a mouth, when it turns itself on it looks happy much like the Pixie lamp in [[Comic 168]].

==References==

None.

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Comic 106

2007-08-15T20:04:56Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 221.208.14.72 (Talk); changed back to last version by 203.208.72.234

__NOTOC__
[[Image:106_3.png|frame|Strawberry!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|106}}

'''Title:''' Steve's unfeasible afterlife adventure - epilogue

'''Date:''' [[September]] 5, 2005

'''Summary:''' Emotiboy makes friends with Stu's Ice Cream Bot.

'''Cast:''' [[Ice Cream Bot]], [[Emotibot]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[CLIK|CLIK!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 4
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Ice Cream Bot is happily standing still.

======Panel 2======

Emotibot sticks his head in the panel noticing the other robot.

======Panel 3======

Emotibot: "H-hello?" 
Ice Cream Bot: "Strawberry?"

======Panel 4======

Emotibot: (CLIK!'ing his "Loneliness" setting from ON to OFF) "Atlast!" 
Ice Cream Bot: "Butterscotch!"

==Fun Facts==

*As this strip is an epilogue, it is not missing a [[Fin]].
*Instead of a button, Emotibot's emotion control is a switchable control.

==References==

None.

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Comic 121

2007-08-13T18:57:16Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 67.78.84.58 (Talk); changed back to last version by 71.239.217.130

__NOTOC__
[[Image:121_1.png|frame|Beaver and Steve are shrunk to the size of insects.]]'''Link:''' {{Comic|121}}

'''Title:''' Shrinking violence

'''Date:''' [[October]] 31, 2005

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve are shrunk to the size of insects.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Spider]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[DESCEND|DESCEND!]]", "[[THPPT|THPPT!]]". "[[SIGH|*SIGH*]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Miniscule.

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==
======Panel 1======

Beaver: "Oh no! We have been shrunk to the size of INSECTS!" 
Steve: "Oh no! My novelty giant pencil has been shrunk too!"

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "Well, perhaps we will find a way to return to our normal size over here..." 
Spider descends from above with the accompanying onomatopoeia. 
Spider: "Psst! Hey, kid!" 
Steve: "Who? Me?"

======Panel 3======

Spider: "Come over here, I've got a, uh, toy I want to show you." 
Steve: "...What sort of toy?"

======Panel 4======

Spider: "It's a, uh, plane. Yeah, a toy plane." 
Steve: "Oh boy! A plane!"

======Panel 5======

Beaver: "Steve...? No!"

======Panel 6======

Beaver: "Don't, Steve, it's a trick! He just wants to inject you with enzymes to dissolve your internal organs and then drink you like a carton of ribena!" 
Steve: "Cool!" 
Spider: "Well, when you put it like that, it does sound a little gross..."

======Panel 7======

Beaver: "Come on, Steve, let's find a way to get out of this fix!" 
Beaver and Steve walk away 
Spider: "No! Wait! I wasn't!"

======Panel 8======

Spider: *sigh*

======Panel 9======

Spider takes out his toy plane and plays around. 
Spider: "Neeeoooow! Dak! Dak! Dak! Dak!"

==Fun Facts==

Spiders are apparently lonely.

==References==

None.
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Comic 1/Danish

2007-08-02T19:42:14Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 217.147.29.174 (Talk); changed back to last version by 83.72.254.91

__NOTOC__
[[Image:1_6.png|frame|SLORPP!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|1}}

'''Denne side på engelsk:''' [[Comic 1]]

'''Titel:''' Steffen er omringet af kærlighed

'''Dato:''' September 10, 2004

'''Resume:''' I dette nummer er Steffen omringet af lus, indtil han spiser dem.

'''Rolleliste:''' [[Beaver|Bæver]], [[Steve|Steffen]], [[Steve's Lice|Steffens Lus]]

'''"[[Fin]]" type:''' Normal boks.

'''Panelnummer:''' 6
 
==Transcription==

======Panel 1======

Steffen: "Jeg er omringet af '''KÆRLIGHED!'''"

======Panel 2======

Bæver: "Nej Steffen, dette er lus."

======Panel 3======

======Panel 4======

Steffen: "Er i O.K. deromme?" 
Lus: "Ja ret god tak!" 
Lus: "Alt er fint!" 
Lus: "Du er en glimrende vært!"

======Panel 5======

Steffen: "Se bare, mine lus elsker mig."

======Panel 6======

Steffens tunge-onomatopoeia: "SLORPP!" 
Lus: "AUGH!" 
Lus: "Oh den utrolige SMERTE!" 
Lus: "Min baby! Hvor er min baby!?"

==Sjove Fakta==

None.

==Referencer==

None.

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[[Category:Danish]]

GROOOOO

2007-07-23T17:50:05Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 203.69.39.251 (Talk); changed back to last version by 213.67.88.135

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Shoe Goblin

2007-07-14T18:53:00Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 61.93.77.156 (Talk); changed back to last version by Justas

__NOTOC__{{MySpace
|lin=shoegoblin
|img=http://myspace-879.vo.llnwd.net/01141/97/81/1141761879_m.jpg
|quo="Keep one eye open whilst ye sleep, lest the Shoe Goblin come and shoe ye in yer bed!"
|gen=Male
|age=58 years old
|loc=Shoetopolis, Bootopia, [[Wikipedia:Tajikistan|Tajikistan]]
|sta=Single
|bod=1' 9"
|zod=Virgo
|chl=I don't want kids
|occ=Shoe Goblin
|int=Shoes, Shoe related items
|mov=[[Wikipedia:In Her Shoes|In Her Shoes]], [[Wikipedia:Dead Man's Shoes|Dead Man's Shoes]], [[Wikipedia:The Red Shoes (2005 film)|The Red Shoes]], [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138590/ The Man with Rain in His Shoes], [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169226/ Shoes Off!], [[Wikipedia:The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes|The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes]], [[Wikipedia:The Man with One Red Shoe|The Man with One Red Shoe]]
|bok=[http://www.amazon.com/Sixpence-Her-Shoe-Phyllis-McGinley/dp/B000H57LRI Sixpence In Her Shoe], [[Wikipedia:One, Two, Buckle My Shoe (novel)|One, Two, Buckle My Shoe]], [http://www.amazon.com/Sneaker-Book-Years-Sports-Design/dp/0764321889 The Sneaker Book: 50 Years Of Sports Shoe Design], [http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shoplifters-Shoe-Perry-Mason-Mystery/dp/1842320920 The Case of the Shoplifter's Shoe]
}}

The Shoe Goblin is, essentially, a [[Wikipedia:goblin|goblin]] obsessed with shoes. He ardently defends shoes whenever he comes against one who is disrespectful of them. Generally, this retribution is delivered in the form of [[SHOE|a shoeing of epic proportions]]. The shoe goblin is especially defensive of tiny shoes, as seen in [[Comic 34]].

The Shoe Goblin's obsession with shoes seems to run in the family; eons ago, his ancestors built [[The Master Shoe|a giant shoe]] and sealed it inside a shoe-themed temple.

In [[Comic 200]], [[James]] revealed the Shoe Goblin had at one point became addicted to [[Wikipedia:Odor Eaters|odor-eaters]], and was currently 'shoeless'. His situation had apparently improved eight comics later, as can be read [[#.27The_revenge_of_the_SHOE_GOBLIN.27_storyline|below]].

==Contact with [[Beaver]] and/or [[Steve]]==

The first mention of the Shoe Goblin (in [[Comic 11]]) seems to indicate that Beaver thinks he is one of Steve's imaginary friends, but this opinion seems to have changed by [[Comic 98]], when Beaver himself acknowledges fear of the Shoe Goblin.

Despite causing "[[A Shoeful of Trouble|a shoeful of trouble]]" to both Beaver and Steve nowadays, he was originally mainly Steve's arch-nemesis. The constant fear of shoeing has impacted Steve so much that he even has dreams about the Shoe Goblin, as seen in [[Comic 36]].

===='Rupert hits the town' storyline====

When the mutated [[Rupert T. Roach]] was destroying the city, Beaver and Steve had no choice but to join forces with the Shoe Goblin as shoes were a roach's greatest fear. It was at that point (in [[Comic 63]]) that the aforementioned Master Shoe was revealed. However, the Shoe Goblin still managed to double cross Beaver and Steve, fueling their mutual hatred even more. And as if that weren't enough, he was soon (in [[Comic 65]]) also proven to be cooperating with [[Pandas]].

[[Image:221_3.png|frame|left|Foiled again!]]

===='The revenge of the SHOE GOBLIN' storyline====

At one point (about 10 years before [[Comic 208]]) he was working on his [http://blog.myspace.com/shoegoblin Blog o' Shoes] late at night when some [[Steve|unknown fiend with unwashed hands]] had infected his keyboard, and by rubbing his eyes he contracted [[Wikipedia:conjunctivitis|conjunctivitis]]. To get his revenge, he spent the next ten years developing a space station to exactly fit and deliver a size 6 billion (and a half) shoe in order to shoe the [[Earth]]. His plan was, however, foiled by inconsistent footwear measurement systems, as can be seen on the picture on the left.

All would've been well if Steve hadn't then pushed the self-destruct button, destroying the space station and leaving the gigantic shoe adrift in space, soon to be sucked in the Earth's gravitational pull, causing the shoeing to take place after all and consequently wiping out human existance on the planet and allowing the [[Future Jellyfish]] to take over at some point in the following million years.

 

==Other facts==

*[[Emotibot]] is one of the Shoe Goblin's friends on [[Wikipedia:MySpace|MySpace]].
**As of December 9, 2006, the Shoe Goblin has a total of 117 friends there.
*Steve's doppelganger, [[Stu]], hides from the [[Fun Elf]] instead.
*A picture of the Shoe Goblin is [[James]]'s [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3 avatar on the forums].

[[Category:Characters]]

Comic 1

2007-07-14T18:52:50Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 200.83.4.6 (Talk); changed back to last version by Justas

__NOTOC__
[[Image:1_6.png|frame|SLORPP!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|1}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Steve is suffused by love

'''Date:''' [[September]] 10, 2004

'''Summary:''' In the first Beaver and Steve, Steve is suffused by lice who love him. Until he eats them, that is.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Steve's Lice]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SLORPP|SLORPP!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Regular box.

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: "I am suffused with '''LOVE!'''"

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "No, Steve, those are lice."

======Panel 4======

Steve: "Are you guys alright back there?" 
Lice: "Yeah pretty good thanks!" 
Lice: "Feelin' fine!" 
Lice: "You're a great host!"

======Panel 5======

Steve: "See, my lice love me."

======Panel 6======

Steve's SLORPP!'s the lice. 
Lice: "AUGH!" 
Lice: "Oh the unimaginable PAIN!" 
Lice: "My baby! Where's my baby!?"

==Fun Facts==

*This is the first Beaver & Steve comic. Except for the ones [[James Turner|ol' Jimmy]] wrote before it.
*The line "[[Oh the unimaginable PAIN!]]" occurs again throughout the series.
*The line "I am suffused with LOVE!" is re-used in [[Comic 202]].

==References==

None.

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[[Category:Comics]]

Comic 219

2007-07-13T16:37:02Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 161.53.232.46 (Talk); changed back to last version by 203.208.72.234

__NOTOC__
[[Image:219_5.png|frame|The Shoe Goblin takes off his robotic eye...]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|219}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' the revenge of the SHOE GOBLIN - part 11

'''Date:''' [[September]] 8, 2006

'''Summary:''' The Shoe Goblin explains just why he intends to Shoe the Earth.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Shoe Goblin]], [[Steve]], [[Slumber Pixies]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[TYPETY-TYPE|TYPETY-TYPE!]]", "[[JING|JING!]]", "[[YAWN]]", "[[RUB]]", "[[SQUELCH]]", "[[LIFT|LIFT..]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and the Shoe Goblin are talking, Shoe Goblin takes off his space helmet. 
Beaver: "But that's awful! Why would you want to do such a thing?" 
Shoe Goblin: "As revenge... for what happened to me eye!..."

======Panel 2======

The Shoe Goblin narrates as we see him at the computer, typing with a TYPETY-TYPE!. The screen reads "BLOG O' SHOES" and an image of a shoe can be seen. 
Shoe goblin (narrating): "It took place one night as I was working 'pon an ancient repository o' arcane knowledge..." 
Shoe Goblin (in flashback): "Aye..."

======Panel 3======

The Shoe Goblin is seen YAWNing as Slumber Pixies float around spreading Z's on him while the Shoe Goblin RUB RUBs his eyes. 
Shoe Goblin (narrating): "The hour was late, and the Slumber Pixies were spreading their dust in me eyes..." 
Shoe Goblin (narrating): "Little did I realise the trap that had been set..."

======Panel 4======

Shoe Goblin (narrating): "For I was not the only one to use the keyboard that day... some unknown fiend had been there afore me..." 
Steve is seen sitting at the same computer with dirty hands, presumably covered in self-made peanutbutter as the screen reads "PEANUT BUTTER RECIPES.COM". 
Shoe Goblin (narrating): "A fiend with... 
...unwashed hands!..."

======Panel 5======

Beaver: "Oh gosh! You mean.." 
Shoe Goblin: "Aye..." 
The Shoe Goblin LIFTs the eye piece from his face...

======Panel 6======

Shoe Goblin: "...I have... '''conjunctivitis'''!" 
The eye piece is removed and a pink eye is visible. 
Shoe Goblin: "That is why the Earth must be made to feel my shoe-based wrath!..." 
Shoe Goblin: "Well that and the fact that I just really like shoeing things." 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

*The Blog O' Shoes is real!
**To quote [[James Turner]], "You probably don't realise, but Beaver and Steve is actually an entirely TRUE STORY, and now I have conclusive proof: [http://blog.myspace.com/shoegoblin Shoe Goblin's Blog]! It's all gone a bit [[wikipedia:meta|meta]]. If you have a look around you might even find another familiar character. Oh! Suprises!"
**The 'another familiar character' is [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107826911 Emotibot], who is friends with the Shoe Goblin on [[wikipedia:MySpace|MySpace]], even though they have never met in the comic.
*Curiously, Steve and the Shoe Goblin share a computer.
*The Shoe Goblin clearly was not really doing what he claims.
*The Shoe Goblin can take off his helmet in space?
*The Shoe Goblin not only has conjunctivitis, his left eye is also apparently lazy.

==References==

*[[Wikipedia:Conjunctivitis|Conjunctivitis]] (commonly called "pinkeye") is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and the inner surface of the eyelids), often due to infection. It may also be caused by adenoviruses.

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[[Category:Comics]]

Comic 218

2007-07-09T19:42:38Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 209.200.52.73 (Talk); changed back to last version by Justas

__NOTOC__
[[Image:218_1.png|frame|We must chase that wicked Shoe Goblin!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|218}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' the revenge of the SHOE GOBLIN - part 10

'''Date:''' [[September]] 5, 2006

'''Summary:''' The plot thickens! The Shoe Goblin's plan comes to frutition.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Shoe-bots]], [[Shoe Goblin]], [[Earth]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[RRR]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 3
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are standing near a door, a sign above the door reads: 
{{SignDiv|size=11|width=120|text=PLOT CONTINUES 
THIS WAY &dArr;}} 
Steve is wearing the Shoe-bot heads as shoes.
Beaver: "Come on Steve, stop playing with the severed heads of our enemies - The Shoe Goblin went this way!" 
Steve: "Mm... Roomy..." 
The severed Shoe-bot heads RRR...

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "Oh! Here he is!" 
Shoe Goblin: "So, ye bested my mechanical minions did ye?" 
Shoe Goblin: "Well ye're still too late to prevent me from completing the final phase o' my plan..." 
Beaver: "Ooh - What plan?" 
Shoe Goblin: "My plan to..."

======Panel 3======

Shoe Goblin: "...'''SHOE THE EARTH!'''" 
'Shoe Launch Port #1' is seen in the background, aimed for planet Earth as the Shoe Goblin reaches for a button that reads 'SHOE'. 
The Earth has a happy, yet ignorant face. 
Beaver: "GASP! The consequences of irresponsible footware retail become terrifyingly clear!" 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

*The shoe used to shoe the earth appears smaller than the one the Shoe Goblin purchased earlier in this story arc.
*That button looks [[Comic 74|familiar]]. 
*There could very well be more than one Shoe Launch Port.

==References==

None.

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Comic 11/Finnish

2007-07-08T20:53:00Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 75.27.144.58 (Talk); changed back to last version by 84.231.173.46

__NOTOC__
[[Image:11_2.png|frame|Steve roskiksessa.]]
'''Linkki:''' {{Comic|11}}

'''This page in English:''' [[Comic 11]]

'''Otsikko:''' Kenkähiisi

'''Päivämäärä:''' 4. lokakuuta, 2004

'''Yhteenveto:''' Steve piileskelee Kenkähiideltä.

'''Henkilöt:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Shoe Goblin|Kenkähiisi]]

'''"[[Fin]]"-tyyppi:''' Kengänpohja.

'''Ruutujen määrä:''' 7
 
==Jäljennös==

======Ruutu 1======

Beaver: "Missäköhän Steve on tänään?"

======Ruutu 2======

Beaver: "Mitä sinä siellä teet, Steve?" 
Steve: "Piileskelen Kenkähiideltä."

======Ruutu 3======

...

======Ruutu 4======

...

======Ruutu 5======

Kenkähiisi: "Ootkos nähny pienoista dinosaurusta näill main?" 
Beaver: "Juu - hän on täällä"

======Ruutu 6======

Kenkähiisi: "Luulikko voivasi piileskellä minulta, luulikko?"

======Ruutu 7======

Kenkähiisi: "Valmistaudu saamaan EEPPISEN MITTAKAAVAN kenkäämisen!" 
Steve: "Ei! Ei kantapäällä!" 
Beaver: "On niin sööttiä, kun Steve leikkii mielikuvitusystäviensä kanssa."

==Hauskoja faktoja==

Beaver on juomassa puuteetä.

==Viitteet==

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Comic 221

2007-07-07T12:32:14Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 200.83.4.3 (Talk); changed back to last version by 85.166.121.32

__NOTOC__
[[Image:221_3.png|frame|...and a half.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|221}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' the revenge of the SHOE GOBLIN - part 13

'''Date:''' [[September]] 15, 2006

'''Summary:''' The Shoe Goblin's Earth shoeing doesn't work!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Shoe Goblin]], [[Earth]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[GOBLIN RAGE|GOBLIN RAGE!]]", "[[JING]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 7
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

The Shoe Goblin laughs maniacally, waiting for the shoe to launch. 
Shoe Goblin: "HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!"

======Panel 2======

Nothing happens. 
Shoe Goblin: "HEE HEE ... HEH ... HMM"

======Panel 3======

Shoe Goblin: "It - It be jammed! But I built this entire space station to exactly fit and deliver a size 6 billion shoe. Ten long years o' work spent getting it exactly right - How can it possibly be jammed?" 
Steve: "Oh wait - Did you want a U.S size 6 billion or a European size 6 billion...?"

======Panel 4======

The Shoe Goblin is emanating GOBLIN RAGE whilst his hat JING JINGs. 
Shoe Goblin: "WHAT? I... A THOUSAND CURSES UPON YE, AND YER INCONSISTENT FOOTWEAR SIZING SYSTEMS!" 
Beaver: "Well, um, I think we'd better be going now..." 
Steve: "I told you you should have tried it on first..."

======Panel 5======

Beaver: "What a relief to have everything turn out alright for a change, eh Steve?..." 
Voice from off screen: "Psst!"

======Panel 6======

Beaver: (off screen) "It's certainly nice not to have any unexpected plot twist to deal with! Ho Ho!" 
Voice: "Hey steve! Over here!" 
Beaver: "Now let's go home and have some tea!"

======Panel 7======

Steve looks at the source of the voice, which is a talking button on a platform just like the shoe button was. 
There's a sign on the wall:
{{SignDiv|width=120|text=DANGER <center><div style="width: 100px; align:center; font-size: 11px; border-bottom: 1px solid black; border-top: 1px solid black; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-top: 2px;">SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM</div></center>FOR USE ONLY IN CASE OF ANTI- -CLIMAX &dArr;}}
and one on the platform as well:
{{SignDiv|width=85|text=PENALTY FOR IMPROPER USE: £20}}
The button: "Hi there Steve..." 
The button: "Want to try something really fun..?" 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

*The Shoe Goblin refers to the shoe size 6 billion and a half without mentioning the half.
**This was an error on [[James Turner|James]]' part. To quote him, "Oh blast. How am I expected to remember things I wrote almost 3 months ago? I can't remember things I did three minutes ago half the time. What was I writing this post about again?" [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=9862#9862]
*It appears that, ten years ago, the Shoe Goblin already knew that Steve would use the computer with unwashed hands and therefore he would have conjunctivitis and want revenge.
*Interestingly, in the past, not only were shoe sizes different in the US and Europe (as now), but the number "billion" had a different meaning - its former meaning in Europe was one ''million'' million, not one ''thousand'' million.
*Why do every spaceship have a self destruct option? And what about the Â£20 penalty?

==References==

*[[Wikipedia:Shoe size|Shoe size]] measurements vary in different countries.

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Comic 234

2007-07-07T12:31:34Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 86.55.196.247 (Talk); changed back to last version by Eruditebaboon

__NOTOC__
[[Image:234_4.png|frame|Blaa?]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|234}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' the Curse of the Hallowe'enies

'''Date:''' [[October]] 31, 2006

'''Summary:''' Steve plans to sell some creations, but Beaver decides he shouldn't.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[The Hallowe'enies]], [[Mini-Santas]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[TWITCH|TWITCH!]]", "[[REVEAL|REVEAL!]]", "[[BRGL]]", "[[GNAW]]", "[[SPLUT|SPLUT!]]", "[[POOF]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Pink letters with faces (possibly genetically engineered).

'''Number of panels:''' 9
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

<div style="text-align: center; background-color: #380f59; width: 150px; font-weight: bold; border: 2px solid black;">beaver & steve 
IN: 
THE 
CURSE 
OF THE 
HALLOWE'ENIES</div>

======Panel 2======

Steve is holding a brown bag with a couple of bulges in it. The bag TWITCH!es. 
Beaver: "Hey Steve, what are you doing this brisk All-Hallows Eve?" 
Steve: "I am working on a plan to make us extremely rich" 
Steve: "With SCIENCE"

======Panel 3======

Beaver has his hands on his hips, frowning. 
Beaver: "But that's what you said about the Elk-Magnet. What are you doing this time?" 
Steve raises a finger, pointing out his answer. 
Steve: "To cash in on the marketability of cute things and the seasonal disposeability of Hallowe'en I have created..."

======Panel 4======

Steve: "The HALLOWE'ENIES!" 
Steve opens the bag to REVEAL! a [[Dracula|Mini Dracula]], [[Frankenstein|Mini Frankenstein]], and some sort of purple blob with three eyes. 
Mini Dracula: "Blaa?" 
Beaver: "They are adorably terrifying."

======Panel 5======

Beaver lifts the purple blob thing with makes BRGLing sounds. 
Beaver: "How exactly did you 'make' these steve?" 
Steve: "With the power of GENETICAL ENGINEERING!" (a wrench and DNA strand appear on the left of the speech bubble and a saw and DNA strand on the right) 
Beaver: "I have to admit this mutant alien is pretty good though."

======Panel 6======

Steve: "Actually that one was meant to be the Wolf-Man, it came out sort of... wrong..." 
Beaver drops the blobby wolf-man while Steve is talking. 
Beaver: "Ew!" 
Blobby Wolf-Man SPLUT!s on the floor. 
Blobby Wolf-Man: "Awooooogll" 
Steve: "Genes are really fiddly you know." 
Steve illustrates how small genes are with his fingers. 
Mini Dracula GNAWs Beaver's tail.

======Panel 7======

Beaver holds up a finger in the 'Nuh-uh, you don't' gesture, with dissapointment lines beside his head towards Steve. 
Mini Dracula POOFs into a bat, and the blobby wolf-man is nearly flat against the floor now. 
Beaver: "This just goes to show: You shouldn't meddle with the (super)natural order." 
Beaver: "No more genetically modified seasonal pets, ok Steve?" 
Steve: "Ok Beaver..."

======Panel 8======

Steve walks to stage left, frowning. The edge of a cage can be seen. 
Beaver (off-stage): "Ew, I have GM Wolfman all over my hands..." 
Steve: "Sigh"

======Panel 9======

Steve holds a yellow bottle titled POISON. There is a red skull 'n bones below the name wearing a santa cap. In front of Steve is a cage full of GM Santa minies. 
Steve: "Don't worry guys, it's time to sleep now..." 
Santa Hallowe'eny: "Ho ho ho?"

==Fun Facts==

* Steve created a whole batch of santas, while there is only one real one. There are many vampires (though only one Dracula), 'wolfmen' and golems.
* The can of poison Steve holds in the ninth panel has a red skull 'n bones wearing a santa hat.
* Beaver was bitten on the tail by GM Dracula.

==References==

None.

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Comic 25/Finnish

2007-07-04T16:29:57Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 12.217.221.108 (Talk); changed back to last version by 84.231.173.46

__NOTOC__
[[Image:25_1.png|frame|Katso, karhu!]]
'''Linkki:''' {{Comic|25}}

'''Tämä sivu englanniksi:''' [[Comic 25]]

'''Otsikko:''' Huomenna mennään Korkeasaareen, Korkeasaareen - osa 3

'''Päivämäärä:''' 22. marraskuuta, 2004

'''Yhteenveto:''' Sankarimme jatkavat seikkailuaan eläintarhassa katselemalla karhua.

'''Henkilöt:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Bear|Karhu]]

'''Ruutujen määrä:''' 6
 
==Jäljennös==

======Ruutu 1======

Beaver: "Katso Steve! Karhuja!" 
Steve: "Uuu"

======Ruutu 2======

Karhu seisoo siellä.

======Ruutu 3======

Karhu KRITCHaa itseään.

======Ruutu 4======

Steve: "Karhu on kaikkein vaarallisin eläin"

======Ruutu 5======

Beaver: "VÄÄRIN!"

======Ruutu 6======

Beaver osoittaa kuvitettua kylttiä, jossa lukee "[[Poisonous Bears|Myrkkykarhut]]". 
[Jatkuu.]

==Hauskoja faktoja==

==Viitteet==

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Comic 263

2007-07-04T16:29:36Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 70.158.67.162 (Talk); changed back to last version by Justas

__NOTOC__
'''Link:''' {{Comic|263}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Hey! It's the loosely D&D themed filler strip!

'''Date:''' [[February]] 23, 2007

'''Summary:''' Writer's block!

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[James Turner]], [[Gelatinous Writer's Block]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[PROD]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 1
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve, in their D&D forms, encounter a Gelatinous Writer's Block, with James Turner stuck inside. 
Panel: "You have encountered a Gelatinous Writer's Block" 
Panel: "Roll for Initiative." 
Steve sticks his tongue out in disgust. Beaver PRODs the block with his dagger(sword?). James just blows his bubble pipe from within the block.

==Fun Facts==

* Beaver and Steve are in their D&D forms.
* There are two stray bones in the block.

==References==

* The [[Comic 262|previous comic]] also had a similar [[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] theme.
* Beaver's shield, even if it looks like [[wikipedia:Image:Dndc-the gang.jpg|Eric the Cavalier]]'s, actually has a symbol of a white [[unicorn]] on a black background.
* Outfit of the picture refferences to the classic D&D picture of [[Wikipedia:Gelatinous cube|Gelatinous Cube]].

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[[Category:Filler strips]]

Comic 223

2007-07-02T17:49:15Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 202.217.47.11 (Talk); changed back to last version by Justas

__NOTOC__
'''Link:''' {{Comic|223}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Hey! It's the 'I've left all my packing until the last possible moment' filler strip!

'''Date:''' [[September]] 22, 2006

'''Summary:''' Filler strip for when James was moving house.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], (rest of the cast sorted alphabetically) [[Count Dracula]], [[Cyber-Spook]], [[Emotibot]], [[Golem]], [[Meat Fairy]], [[Moth]], [[Owl]], [[Pandas|Panda]], [[Qual'n'Gurtha]], [[Rupert T. Roach]], [[Satan]], [[Shoe Goblin]], [[Spider]], [[Surlybot]], [[The Mighty Gol]], [[Toaster Fairy]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' None

'''Number of panels:''' 1
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Caption: "Sorry no comic today. I am packing my stuff to move house!". 
Nearly all the characters have been stuffed in cardboard boxes reading "FRAGILE" and "&uArr; THIS WAY UP", some of the smaller ones are on the floor or flying around.

==Fun Facts==

* This episode, despite being just a filler strip, has the largest cast of recurring characters of different type (as in, not including swarms of bees, pandas, etc) in the history of BnS.

==References==

None.

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[[Category:Filler strips]]

Comic 238

2007-07-01T11:45:06Z

Justas: /* Fun Facts */

__NOTOC__
[[Image:238_4.png|frame|The truth!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|238}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' ex-stinked - part 1

'''Date:''' [[November]] 14, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve travel back to prehistoric times to discover the true reason dinosaurs went extinct.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Sun]], [[Stegosaurus]], [[Zombie Dinosaurs]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[THPTT|THPTT!]]", "[[MONCH]]", "[[RUSTLE|RUSTLE!]]", "[[RARGH]]", "[[GRUAAH]]", "[[CRAASH|CRAASH!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are walking through a prehistoric jungle, with a prehistoric Sun in the sky. 
A small reptile sticks out its tongue and THPTT!s at Beaver. 
Beaver: "Tell me again what we're doing here in the late [[Wikipedia:cretaceous|cretaceous]] era Steve..." 
Steve: "We're here to answer once and for all a question that has baffled scientists for decades: ..."

======Panel 2======

Steve is surrounded by question marks and pictures depicting dinosaurs in various life-threatening situations, including being frozen in ice, wiped out by a meteor strike or abducted by aliens. 
Steve: "... What really killed off the dinosaurs?"

======Panel 3======

Beaver and Steve are hiding behind some bushes when they discover a dinosaur in the wild. 
Beaver: "Oh Look! There's one now!" 
Steve: "Ah, a noble stegosaurus, most handsome of all the dinosaurs. Let's observe it and see if we can discover a clue to the cause of their extinction..." 
The stegosaurus MONCHs away at some flowers, oblivious to the RUSTLE!s coming from the bushes around it. 
Steve: "Look - Something's moving in the bushes over there..." 

======Panel 4======

Several rotting dinosaurs CRAASH! out of the jungle. 
Steve: "Zombie dinosaurs!" 
A zombie brontosaurus takes a BITE! out of the stegosaurus. 
Zombie T-Rex: "RARGH" (which appears to translate as: 'BRAAIINS'.) 
Zombie Brachiosarus: "GRUAAH" (which translates to: 'GRUAAH'.) 
Steve: "Just as I'd always suspected: the dinosaurs were wiped out by a zombie plague!"

======Panel 5======

Steve: "Just wait til the boys at the scientific society hear about this! Come on Beaver, lets get back to the time machine and we'll be sipping champagne before you can say 'We're surrounded by giant undead reptiles with an insatiable hunger for the flesh of the living'!" 
Beaver: "But Steve, we're surrounded by giant undead reptiles with an insatiable hunger for the flesh of the living!"

======Panel 6======

Beaver and Steve are surrounded by zombie dinosaurs now. 
Steve: "Do you have to always be so literal?" 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

*The [[Wikipedia:stegosaurus|stegosaurus]] in this comic resembles Steve in many ways. It may be that Steve is related to this species of dinosaur. This assumes there are others of Steve's kind. 
*Stegosauruses appear in the fossil record in the [[Wikipedia:Late Jurassic|Late Jurassic]] era (155-145 million years ago); the Late Cretaceous era was 100-66 million years ago.
*The Ancient Cretaceous word for "Braaaiins" is, apparently "Rargh". However, "Gruaah" has remained unchanged for 136 million years. This makes "Gruaah" a linguistic [[Wikipedia:cognate|cognate]] to modern English.

==References==

None.

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Zombie Dinosaurs

2007-07-01T08:38:27Z

Justas:

[[image:zombie_dinosaurs.jpg|right|frame|Zombie Dinosaurs, from [[Comic 238]]]]

[[Steve]] discovers on a trip to the late [[Wikipedia:Cretaceous|Cretaceous]] era in [[Comic 238]] that the dinosaurs were really wiped out by a zombie plague. While escaping from them with [[Beaver]], he uses his fossilisation ray to turn their bones to solid rock - but the effect wears off after around 65 million years, unleashing a plague of re-animated skeletons of zombified dinosaurs on the present in [[Comic 239]].

[[Category:Characters]]

Category:Filler strips

2007-06-28T23:05:21Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 72.200.27.235 (Talk); changed back to last version by Justas

Here's a list of all the BnS filler strips.

To add an article to this list, add '''<nowiki>[[Category:Filler strips]]</nowiki>''' at the end of its source code.

[[Category:Comics]]

SCREW

2007-06-28T23:04:55Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 71.15.116.169 (Talk); changed back to last version by AARST

Sound made as [[Steve]] tinkers with his Matter Transporter in [[Comic 72]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

The Shoe Bear

2007-06-28T23:04:51Z

Justas:

[[image:shoebear.png|right|frame|The Shoe Bear, as seen on t-shirts everywhere!]]
The Shoe Bear appears on a t-shirt (for sale at the [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/shop.php Beave and Steve Shop]), as a bear who is ecstatic about shoes ("SHOES - they are like HATS for FEET").

The Shoe Bear is one of [[Steve]]'s friends. He brings Steve a gift (from the size of the box, possibly a [[Recurring_Themes#Steve_and_toasters|toaster]]) for his birthday in [[Comic 288]].

==Fun facts==

A "SHOES - They are like HATS for FEET" poster also appeared in [[Comic 208]], but back then it wasn't The Shoe Bear wearing them.

[[Category:Characters]]

Toaster Creature

2007-06-28T22:21:17Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 162.66.255.15 (Talk); changed back to last version by Justas

[[Image:264_3.png|frame|Toaster Creature!]]

The Toaster Creature first appears in the third panel of strip 264. He is in a toaster, hence the namesake, wearing medieval-like armor and a sword.

[[Category:Characters]]

Comic 288

2007-06-25T16:23:59Z

Justas: I'm pretty sure those are schematics for the instructions and not Chinese letters

__NOTOC__
[[Image:288_6.png|frame|{{Image:288_6.png}}]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|288}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' it's all relative - part 4

'''Date:''' [[June]] 22, 2007

'''Summary:''' Steve finishes his black hole and unwittingly destroys his birthday party.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[The Shoe Bear]], [[Mr. & Mrs. Condiment]], [[Blimpy]], [[Prince Pup]], [[Signor Mysterioso]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[FIDDLE]]", "[[ADJUST]]", "[[CLICK|CLICK!]]", "[[SWIRL|SWIRL!]]", "[[FWWIIII|FWWIIII...]]", "[[IIIIP,|..IIIIP!,]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 7
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: "Hmm.. insert tab P into slot Q..." 
Steve FIDDLEs, ADJUSTs, and finally CLICK!s something while reading a page of instructions.

======Panel 2======

Steve: "There, finished!" 
The black hole SWIRL!s. 
Steve: "Now to see if it works..."

======Panel 3======

[Seconds later...] 
Beaver comes in holding a cake. 
Beaver: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE! See – waiting a week wasn't so hard, was it?" 
Steve: "Oh no Beaver, the time just flew by...hee hee!"

======Panel 4======

The black hole begins to suck the cake in with a FWWIIII... 
Beaver: "Whoops"

======Panel 5======

The cake disappears with a ..IIIIP!

======Panel 6======

Steve's friends (The Shoe Bear, Mr & Mrs Condiment, Blimpy, Prince Pup and Signor Mysterioso) appear. 
Steve's Friends: "SURPRISE!" 
The Shoe Bear: "Hey Steve! All your friends are here for a surprise party! Happy..."

======Panel 7======

Steve's Friends get sucked into the black hole. 
The Shoe Bear: "Birthdaaaaaaaaay" 
Steve: "I think I might have noticed a slight flaw in my plan."

==Fun Facts==

* Neither Beaver nor Steve appear to be affected at all by the black hole's gravity.
* Steve has only one candle on his cake.
* Steve does have friends besides Beaver and Emotibot.

==References==

None.

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Comic 1

2007-06-23T10:52:19Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 203.113.15.234 (Talk); changed back to last version by Pcj

Comic 167

2007-06-18T18:55:26Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 67.15.92.98 (Talk); changed back to last version by 72.23.122.77

__NOTOC__
[[Image:167_3.png|frame|SHA-ZAM!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|167}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Beaver and Steve go on holiday - part 5

'''Date:''' [[March]] 27, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver & Steve are being guided to their room.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Hotel Pixie]], [[Suitcases]], [[Hotel]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[WAVE|WAVE!]]", "[[MAGIC|MAGIC!]]", "[[SHA-ZAM|SHA-ZAM!]]", "[[HEE|HEE!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver & Steve hold a pair of suitcases. 
Pixie: "Hello! Welcome to the Pixie Land Hotel! How can I help you today?" 
Beaver: "We'd like to take a room..." 
Pixie: "Of course! Follow me!" 
Hotel: "EW! you could have at least wiped your feet..."

======Panel 2======

Beaver: "Is there someone to carry our bags?" 
The pixie drags out a magic wand and WAVE!'s it. 
Pixie: "TEE HEE! In Pixie Land we do things a little differently..."

======Panel 3======

The Pixie uses MAGIC! to turn the suitcases alive with a SHA-ZAM!. 
Suitcase: "HEY!" 
Pixie: "Tee hee!"

======Panel 4======

Suitcases fly out of the window while HEE HEE!'ing. 
Steve, Beaver and the Pixie look surprised after them.

======Panel 5======

The suitcases are gone. Steve, Beaver and the Pixie just stand doing nothing.

======Panel 6======

Pixie: "I'll show you to your room..." 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

*Pixies can make things become alive.
*Hotels prefer it if you wipe your feet before entering.
*The windows in the hotel are a bit high up to be of any use.
*The hotel doesn't have a reception (or else Beaver & Steve would've checked in at it).
*The first things alive-made suitcases do is to "Hee Hee" and fly away, this suggest they like being alive and free at last.
*Pixies "tee hee" nearly all the time.
*They do things a little differently in Pixie land.

==References==

None.

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POKE

2007-06-17T10:11:00Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 203.206.64.156 (Talk); changed back to last version by Justas

[[Image:27_5.png|frame|Poke!]]

Sound made by Beaver poking the mutated [[butter]] in [[Comic 4]] or Steve poking [[Bear Victim Guy]] in [[Comic 27]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Comic 136

2007-06-17T10:10:31Z

Justas: Reverted edits by 124.109.130.185 (Talk); changed back to last version by Pcj

__NOTOC__
'''Link:''' {{Comic|136}}

'''Title:''' Hey! It's the 'I spent all weekend in bed watching TV' filler strip!

'''Date:''' [[December]] 5, 2005

'''Summary:''' Steve has the bird flu; Beaver is there to take care of him.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Bird]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SNIFFLE]]", "[[COUGH]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 1
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Picture of Beaver taking care of Steve who is ill. 
"Sorry, no comic today as I have spent all weekend suffering from a horrible affliction. I suspect that it is almost certainly bird flu. 
 
Make sure you tune in on Friday to read either 
A) The final installment of the current story or B) my obituary. The suspense!"

==Fun Facts==

* Everyone is hoping you get better, [[James]], you're our entertainment slave. NOW DANCE, MONKEY.
* Steve has the thermometer in backwards. You'd think James would've thought of this.

==References==

The deadly [http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4949542&sourceCode=gaw bird flu].

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Comic 15

2007-06-15T23:54:05Z

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[[Image:15_8.png|frame|The beginning of disaster]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|15}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' How'd you like THEM apples - part 2

'''Date:''' [[October]] 18, 2004

'''Summary:''' A continuation of [[Comic 14]] - Beaver and Steve try to undo the de-invention of gravity.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Sir Isaac Newton]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[SNIK|SNIK!]]", "[[WACHUNK|WACHUNK!]]", "[[SWHOOOSH|SWHOOOSH!]]", "[[SWOOOOOSH|SWOOOOOSH!]]", "[[SWAK|SWAK!]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 11
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve approach the [[time portal]] 
Beaver: "We'd better go back and sort this mess out."

======Panel 2======

"Shortly..." Beaver and Steve are at a catapult loaded with an apple. 
Beaver: "Elevation 48° ... Declination 32° ..."

======Panel 3======

Beaver: "FIRE!"

======Panel 4======

SNIK! Steve cuts the rope and WACHUNK! The catapult throws the apple.

======Panel 5======

Sir Isaac Newton sits under the tree, reading a book entitled [[Hard Math]].

======Panel 6======

SWHOOOSH! The apple speeds through the air.

======Panel 7======

Beaver: "Stay on target... Stay on target..."

======Panel 8======

SWOOOOOSH! The apple approaches Newton.

======Panel 9======

? Newton looks up quizzically.

======Panel 10======

SWAK! As the apple strikes Newton's head, he drops his book. 
Sir Isaac Newton: "Gnnk!"

======Panel 11======

Beaver and Steve stand over the bloody corpse (and bloody apple) of Sir Isaac Newton. 
Beaver: "Steve, I think we just killed the father of modern mathematics." 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

* At the beginning of this strip, Steve is suffering the effects of no gravity, while Beaver remains on the ground. At the end of the previous strip, however, neither Beaver nor Steve is affected by the lack of gravity.

==References==

* The phrase "Stay on target... stay on target..." is a reference to a line from the big battle in [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope]].

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Comic 241

2007-06-10T23:18:28Z

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[[Image:241_3.png|frame|Steve SPEW!s digestive organs on a villain!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|241}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' colonic irritation

'''Date:''' [[November]] 28, 2006

'''Summary:''' Beaver and Steve are confronted by a villain. Steve demonstrates the defensive mechanism of sea cucumbers.

'''Cast:''' [[Beaver]], [[Steve]], [[Mugger]], [[Sea Cucumber]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[BRANDISH|BRANDISH!]]", "[[SPEW|SPEW!]]"

'''"[[Fin]]" style:''' Written in digestive organs.

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Beaver and Steve are walking down an alley when they are confronted by a mugger BRANDISH!ing a knife! 
Mugger: "Grr! Gimme yer wallets!" 
Beaver: "Oh no! We are confronted by a villain!" 
Steve: "Don't worry Beaver, I'll get us out of this with a little trick I picked up from nature's most cunning creation:"

======Panel 2======

A brown, slug-like creature is shown surrounded by blue rays of light and multi-colored stars. 
Steve (off stage): "THE SEA CUCUMBER" 
Sea Cucumber: "Purr!"

======Panel 3======

Steve SPEW!s digestive fluid and organs on the mugger! 
Mugger: "Akh!"

======Panel 4======

Beaver: "You - You expelled your digestive organs onto him?" 
Steve: "To distract him while we make our escape!" 
The mugger is laying on the ground, covered in digestive fluid and organs. 
Mugger: "Groo..." 
Steve: "Nature has so much to teach us."

======Panel 5======

Steve: "But don't you need those? You know, to live?" 
The mugger is now standing, dripping digestive fluid and entangled by a pink digestive organ. 
Mugger: "Gross" 
Steve: "Hmm..."

======Panel 6======

Steve: "Well technically speaking they are not exactly 'my' digestive organs..." 
Beaver examines the stitched up wound on his abdomen. 
Beaver: "This explains why I woke up in a bathtub full of ice this morning..." 
Beaver: "I knew I recognized that [[Wikipedia:ileum|ileum]]." 
Mugger (off stage): "Ew! Partially digested wood shavings!"

==Fun Facts==

* Beaver can live without digestive organs

==References==

None.

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ZZZZZ

2007-06-10T23:17:52Z

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[[Image:51_2.png|frame|Lobster bees!]]

Sound made by the [[Lobster Bees]] in [[Comic 51]].

Also a sound made as [[Steve]] snores in [[Comic 156]]. See also [[ZZZZ]] and [[ZZZZZZ]].

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CHOMPF

2007-06-10T19:16:46Z

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Sound made as [[Steve]] takes a large bite from an entertainment center in guest strip [[Comic 78]]. See also [[GAA]].

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FUME

2007-06-10T19:16:45Z

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Sound made by [[Satan]] getting angry at [[Steve]] in [[Comic 18]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

CHING

2007-06-10T19:16:40Z

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In [[Comic 2]], toast CHINGs out of [[Emotibot]]'s head.
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Toaster Creature

2007-06-10T19:16:36Z

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GRBL

2007-06-10T19:16:36Z

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Sound made as [[Steve|Steve's]] stomach growls in [[comic 131]].

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NYEH

2007-06-10T19:16:34Z

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Nyeh is the sound made when making a raspberry at someone.
In [[Comic 80]], [[Count Dracula]] sticks out his tounge at [[Steve]].

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CH-A-NGE

2007-06-10T19:16:33Z

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A sound made by a robot as it morphs into a kitchen appliance, only heard as used by a race of sentient robots who wage war in the [[kitchen]], in [[Comic 71]].

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Sausage Squid

2007-06-10T19:16:29Z

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[[Image:180 5.png|frame|The Sausage Squid in mortal combat with the Potato Whale]]

The Sausage Squid is the mortal enemy of the [[Potato Whale]]. It inititates its attack by squirting onion gravy. The result of the battle between the Sausage Squid anf the Potato Whale has often a fatal outcome for both leviathans, ending in a [[MASH-SPLODE]].

The Sausage Squid first appeared in [[Comic 180]]. It ended its life in battle with the Potato Whale in [[Comic 181]].
Apparently they are distantly related to [[Sky-Octopus]].
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Category:Onomatopoeias

2007-06-10T15:46:11Z

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Beaver and Steve is known for its frequent use of unusual onomatopoeias (similarly to [[Wikipedia:White Ninja|White Ninja]] and possibly some other comics).

[[Wikipedia:Onomatopoeia|Its page on Wikipedia]] defines it as such:

''In rhetoric, linguistics and poetry, onomatopoeia is a figure of speech that employs a word, or occasionally, a grouping of words, that imitates, echoes, or suggests the object it is describing, such as "bang", "click", "fizz", "hush" or "buzz", or animal noises such as "moo" or "quack" or "meow".''

Below here is a list of all the onomatopoeias used throughout the entire Beaver and Steve comic series. A better summary of all the onomatopoeias in this category ordered by the number of times they've been used, can be found [http://www.beaverandsteve.com/onomatop.php here].

To add an onomatopoeia article to this list, put '''<nowiki>[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]</nowiki>''' at the bottom of its source code. And make sure you spell it right ;)

Comic 252

2007-06-07T14:19:21Z

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[[Image:252_4.png|frame|Zinc!]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|252}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Unfeasible Voyage - part 3

'''Date:''' [[January]] 12, 2007

'''Summary:''' Steve battles common cold with zinc!

'''Cast:''' [[Steve]], [[Cold Virus]], [[Beaver|Beaver (starring as the background)]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[UNMASK|UNMASK!]]", "[[SWING|SWING!]]", "[[CHOP|CHOP!]]", "[[DUCK|DUCK!]]", "[[HACK|HACK!]]", "[[HOP|HOP!]]", "[[WHACK]]", "[[POW]]", "[[THUNK]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 10
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve: "Hang on..."

======Panel 2======

Steve: "Gasp! You've been the common cold all along!" 
Cold Virus: "Oi! Who are you calling common?" 
Cold Virus: "Look, I've got a little bowtie and everything. Very classy!"

======Panel 3======

Steve: "A dose of zinc should put a stop to you!" 
Cold Virus: "Ha! It will take more than a few vitamin pills to get rid of me! Do your worst!"

======Panel 4======

Steve takes out an axe made of zinc with "Zn" carved onto the blade. 
Cold Virus: (nervously) "...Perhaps I spoke a little hastily... Why don't we sit down and discuss this like gentlemen?..."

======Panel 5======

Steve SWING!s the axe at the virus, but he DUCK!s and Steve accidentally CHOP!s the snot pipe. 
Steve: "Yaaa! Oops." 
Cold Virus: "...over tea & scones?"

======Panel 6======

The virus HOP!s out of the way, causing Steve to HACK! another pipe, this one labelled as "EARWAX". 
Cold Virus: "...or cake & biscuits if you don't like tea?..." 
Steve: "Would you stay still!"

======Panel 7======

Steve: (WHACKing with the axe) "Take that!"

======Panel 8======

Steve: (POWing with the axe) "And this!"

======Panel 9======

Steve: (THUNKing with the axe) "And this also!"

======Panel 10======

Cold Virus: (behind Steve) "Um - I'm over here..." 
Steve: "I may have got a little carried away..." 
Pipes for snot, earwax and bile have all been severed and fluids are rapidly running out of them. 
[To be contd.]

==Fun Facts==

None.

==References==

None.

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Satan

2007-06-01T07:37:35Z

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[[image:satan.jpg|frame|Satan, from [[Comic 18]]]]

The Dark Lord himself, Satan is a character whose path has collided with those of Beaver and Steve on many occasions.

Upon their first documented encounter way back in [[Comic 18]], he was thwarted by [[Steve]] when the latter took [[Satan's Trident]] and declared ''himself'' the "new Satan".

Although Steve seemed reluctant to give back his new trident and position, it appears the roles were back to normal (or as "normal" it can get in this unfeasible realm) as Satan appeared next in [[Comic 101]]. He remembered having seen Steve before, but was quickly shushed to prevent any attempts of establishing continuity.

[[Image:101_3.png|thumb|240px|left|Satan unveils Steve's fate in [[Comic 101]].]]

In the guest-made (semi-canon) [[Comic 122]], he was seen as making soup with Beaver and Steve, but using a little too much fire and brimstone as Steve was running around on fire. Satan seemed a little sensitive about his cooking skills when Beaver pointed that out, though.

His next appearance was on [[Comic 139]], as he guarded (or was just hanging out near) the Gateway to Hell that was found in the basement of the burger restaurant where Beaver and Steve worked for a short period. Beaver believed the gateway was one of the several reasons contributing to the restaurant being the centre of all evil in the universe.

As if that weren't enough, he was also seen in [[Comic 175]], having just successfully tricked Steve with online [[Wikipedia:Lottery scam|Lottery scam]].

Steve later got a sort of revenge in [[Comic 207]], when he sells his ripped and torn soul to Satan under false pretenses, claiming it to be "as new", which it clearly wasn't.

==Fun facts==

He tends to start his opening sentences with "RAR!"

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2007-05-31T21:32:27Z

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Bear

2007-05-31T21:30:35Z

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Bears are the most dangerous animal. Well, apart from [[poisonous bears]] obviously. Even [[crocodile]]s [[Comic_134|cannot stand a chance against them]].

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RUB

2007-05-31T21:30:16Z

Justas:

The sound made when rubbing a thing against another thing. For example, rubbing a dachshund against a sponge in order to remove the butter that it has on its fur.

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

WHAMM

2007-05-31T21:30:02Z

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The noise made by something hitting something else very hard. As a general rule it is best not to have this sound happening in your life.

Slightly noisier than a [[WHAM]].

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Loki

2007-05-31T21:29:26Z

Justas:

Loki is a [[wikipedia:Loki|trickster god of Norse Legend]]. He likes [[wikipedia:Coco Pops|Coco Pops]].

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Moth

2007-05-31T21:27:59Z

Justas:

Both scary and gross, there is nothing in the world worse than moths. Except maybe if a [[panda]] grew giant disgusting wings that flapped in your face. Oh god I am going to have nightmares now.

Moths feed on fear and have a secret base on the moon. This is a FACT.

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Ghosts

2007-05-31T19:15:42Z

Justas:

[[Image:16_2.png|frame|Boo!]]

Ghosts are basically the scariest things imaginable. The only way you could have anything more scary than a ghost is if it was also a [[Cyber-Spook|cyborg]].

They've been featured in [[Comic 16]] and [[Comic 108]].

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