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Comic 321

2008-01-04T13:48:00Z

Darkhorse: Correct case in cast, which seems to have been put in upper case by the transcription script.

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[[Image:321_1.png|frame|Santa is about to reveal some common misconceptions to Steve.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|321}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Santa's Claw - part 2

'''Date:''' [[December]] 19, 2007

'''Summary:''' More incorrect santa-facts

'''Cast:''' [[Steve]], [[Santa]], [[Crows]], [[Reindeer]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[WOBL]]", "[[WARRP|WARRP!]]", "[[WORRNK|WORRNK!]]", "[[BANG]]", "[[SAW]]", "[[SPANNER]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve is looking in awe at Santa who is pointing to a pink inter-dimensional portal WOBLing in space. 
Steve: "So what other Santa-facts have we got wrong?" 
Santa: "Ho ho ho! Why don't you come with me and I'll show you!"

======Panel 2======

SO... 
Steve and Sants emerge from a blue portal WARRP!ing under a sign labelled "tinsel bay 4". A control panel with a Christmas tree is on the wall, and a series of candy cane style pipes run across the wall, through a veritcal duct with a tap at the bottom labelled "brandy butter duct #2483". 
Steve: "Flaming mince pies! Where on earth are we?" 
Santa: "Ho ho! That's another misconception.."

======Panel 3======

A space station is shown with a green central pod wearing a santa cap attached to four Christmas pudding shaped pods by candy cane style tubes. Steve and Santa are visible at silhouettes at one of the windows in the central pod. 
Santa: "...we're on board by space station, deep in quadrant X(-mas)!" 
Steve: "Incredible! So I guess the stories of you travelling by reindeer are a myth..."

======Panel 4======

Back inside, Santa and Steve are looking at two reindeer with a blue field emanating from their antlers forming a blue portal WORRNK!ing between them. 
Santa: "Actually that one is true - I do use reindeer to get around..." 
Santa points towards the reindeer. 
Santa: "..but they're telekinetic space-reindeer that use their quasi-crystal psi-antlers to open portals through space-time. Ho ho!"

======Panel 5======

Santa and Steve enter a room through a door labelled "Workshop 1" to see elf-like creatures BANGing, SAWing and SPANNERing at a table. 
Santa: "And in here is the work-shop where we make all our toys..." 
Steve: "Oh wow! Is this where the elves work?" 
Santa: "Elves? Ho ho ho! No, we use creatures that are much better at using tools..."

======Panel 6======

Santa: "..crows!" 
The elf-like creates turn around revealing themselves as crows in clothes. 
Crow #1: "Caw!" 
Crow #2: "Caw!" 
Crow #3: "Caw!" 
Steve puts has hands in the air looking distressed. 
Steve: "Nooooo!"

==Fun Facts==

* Santa has a space station
* Santa uses telekinetic space-reindeer to get around
* Santa's helpers are crows, not elves

==References==

None.

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WOBL

2008-01-04T13:47:41Z

Darkhorse: Add reference to comic 321

Sound made by the wobbly jelly radar in [[Comic 214]]. Also made by the inter-dimensional portal in [[Comic 321]].

See also: [[WIBL]], [[WIBBL]], [[WOBBL]]

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

SAW

2008-01-04T13:45:27Z

Darkhorse: Add comic 321 reference.

Sound made by [[Steve]] working on his time machine in [[Comic 41]].

Also heard in [[Comic 67]] as [[Beaver]] SAWs through the ropes with [[Steve|Steve's]] pelvis, and in [[Comic 321]] coming from [[Santa]]'s [[crow]] helpers.

[[Category:Onomatopoeias]]

Comic 321

2008-01-04T13:41:41Z

Darkhorse: Auto-generated by the comic page creator, but code manually pasted into the new page editor

__NOTOC__
[[Image:321_1.png|frame|Santa is about to reveal some common misconceptions to Steve.]]
'''Link:''' {{Comic|321}}

'''Translations:''' {{Translations}}

'''Title:''' Santa's Claw - part 2

'''Date:''' [[December]] 19, 2007

'''Summary:''' More incorrect santa-facts

'''Cast:''' [[STEVE]], [[SANTA]], [[CROWS]], [[REINDEER]]

'''[[:Category:Onomatopoeias|Onomatopoeias]] used:''' "[[WOBL]]", "[[WARRP|WARRP!]]", "[[WORRNK|WORRNK!]]", "[[BANG]]", "[[SAW]]", "[[SPANNER]]"

'''Number of panels:''' 6
 
==Transcript==

======Panel 1======

Steve is looking in awe at Santa who is pointing to a pink inter-dimensional portal WOBLing in space. 
Steve: "So what other Santa-facts have we got wrong?" 
Santa: "Ho ho ho! Why don't you come with me and I'll show you!"

======Panel 2======

SO... 
Steve and Sants emerge from a blue portal WARRP!ing under a sign labelled "tinsel bay 4". A control panel with a Christmas tree is on the wall, and a series of candy cane style pipes run across the wall, through a veritcal duct with a tap at the bottom labelled "brandy butter duct #2483". 
Steve: "Flaming mince pies! Where on earth are we?" 
Santa: "Ho ho! That's another misconception.."

======Panel 3======

A space station is shown with a green central pod wearing a santa cap attached to four Christmas pudding shaped pods by candy cane style tubes. Steve and Santa are visible at silhouettes at one of the windows in the central pod. 
Santa: "...we're on board by space station, deep in quadrant X(-mas)!" 
Steve: "Incredible! So I guess the stories of you travelling by reindeer are a myth..."

======Panel 4======

Back inside, Santa and Steve are looking at two reindeer with a blue field emanating from their antlers forming a blue portal WORRNK!ing between them. 
Santa: "Actually that one is true - I do use reindeer to get around..." 
Santa points towards the reindeer. 
Santa: "..but they're telekinetic space-reindeer that use their quasi-crystal psi-antlers to open portals through space-time. Ho ho!"

======Panel 5======

Santa and Steve enter a room through a door labelled "Workshop 1" to see elf-like creatures BANGing, SAWing and SPANNERing at a table. 
Santa: "And in here is the work-shop where we make all our toys..." 
Steve: "Oh wow! Is this where the elves work?" 
Santa: "Elves? Ho ho ho! No, we use creatures that are much better at using tools..."

======Panel 6======

Santa: "..crows!" 
The elf-like creates turn around revealing themselves as crows in clothes. 
Crow #1: "Caw!" 
Crow #2: "Caw!" 
Crow #3: "Caw!" 
Steve puts has hands in the air looking distressed. 
Steve: "Nooooo!"

==Fun Facts==

* Santa has a space station
* Santa uses telekinetic space-reindeer to get around
* Santa's helpers are crows, not elves

==References==

None.

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File:321 1.png

2008-01-04T13:15:22Z

Darkhorse: Santa is about to reveal some common misconceptions to Steve.

Santa is about to reveal some common misconceptions to Steve.